[reemillustrated]

just cats

[copiarion]

God I love how normal and real everyone looks in Widow's Bay.

No painfully obvious plastic surgery, no blur filters, no uncanny white veneers.

Just regular looking people with wrinkles and gray hair and frumpy clothes

[taxidermycanine]

the fierce wolf in the natural habitat

[adamtotscomix]

[shelleybel]

no idea what has her making this face

[shelleybel]

she remembered shes a little cat and has nothing to worry about

[beholdingslut]

Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising

i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button

[innerchildabortionclinic]

notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[oncanvas]

The L Train at 14th Street, Richard Estes, 2015

Oil on board 16 x 12 in. (40.64 x 30.48 cm)

[basic-bamboo]

@teaboot oil painting

[teaboot]

MOTHER FUCKING OIL PAINTING???????

[8nin]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[kisskisscantfallinlove]

[jellyfishforest135]

Activated them like sleeper agents

[ralfmaximus]

Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.

And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.

A website of tiny ceramic frogs.

Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.

I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.

“This is your website?” I asked finally.

“Yep!”

“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.

“Yep!”

“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”

“I made those too,” he says, beaming. 

And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.

“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”

It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team. 

And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[quasi-normalcy]

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

[void-flesh]

[littlepawz]

In Italy, newborn lambs that can't make the long journey from high pastures to the plains are carefully transported in special saddles on donkey and mule nannies. These nanny animals help the lambs navigate tough terrain, ensuring their safety.

[carne-fresca]

oh, to be a little newborn lamb saddled with the other lambs alongside our nannies in order to carefully and safely make the long journey from the Italian high pastures to the plains