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I wonder how many people who are sending Dr. Ford death threats support kavenaugh because he’s pro-life?

teacher: if we stop everyone who has sexually assaulted someone, even if it was a long time ago, who’s left to run the country?

me: ???? a lot of people! there are plenty of people who haven’t sexually assaulted someone

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Mazie Hirono: Is it true you were, and I quote, “a belligerent and sloppy drunk,” like your former college roommates have said?

Brett Kavanaugh: I played basketball.

Mazie Hirono: Yes, but people who knew you said that you become angry once you start drinking and-

Brett Kavanaugh: Excuse me, but I graduated from Yale Law School.

Mazie Hirono: Sir you’ve been accused of attempted rape and-

Brett Kavanaugh: BUT I STUDIED HARD IN COLLEGE AND NOW YOU’RE TRYING TO RUIN ME !!!!

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Obama’s the man. The epitome of “cool.”

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negan in the comics: heavily anti rape, has consensual relationships with multiple women negan and his men in the show: take every opportunity to make any and every woman feel uncomfortable (including a child???)/cant talk about a woman without hinting/outright saying they’ll rape them/coerces women into marrying him

lupienne

Yep. But I’ve heard it said, ’ Negan in the comics is so much worse!’ Yeah, no. This is only one way the tv version is a much more horrible person.

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lupienne

XD i love these

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You’re not helping, Negan. :D

lupienne

I’m trying to picture skinny little tv!Negan fighting Beta, and I’m laughing.

lupienne

TV NEGAN CAN GO FUCK OFF TO EASY STREET

Honestly at this point, I don’t want to even see more of TV Negan. He’s a cheap-ass knock off. Everything about him that is good - his cute looks, his charm, his humor- is still a weak imitation and inferior to the original.

And then they add stupid, insufferably non-comic shit on top of it!

‘We’re all Negan.’ Yeah, where the fuck did this come from? Not the comics.

The fucking coercion shit. It doesn’t matter if Sherry made the offer to Negan to save Dwight. He took the offer and he took it knowing Sherry only made it so he wouldn’t kill her husband. Where the fuck did this come from? Oh yeah - not the fucking comics.

Converting Daryl. Where did this come from? Not the goddamn comics, because the Saviors don’t do this fucking bullshit in the comics.

People who would rather die than live anther day under Negan. Oh yeah…I remember that in the comics… Oh wait… NO I DON’T!

Fuck TV Negan. He is NOT NEGAN. He is not MY Negan. He is not any more ‘Negan’ than the people he forces to call themselves by that name.

My Negan is like a big cuddly direwolf puppy, funny, awkward and mischievous - but he’ll turn around and maul your face in an instant.

TV Negan is a gross fucking punk.

Maybe the real Negan will step out of the shadow, snatch Lucille, and scream at the JDM ‘Negan’, ‘What the fuck did you do to the place? I was only gone a week!!’ And cave his head in.

darthnickels

wait, voluntary celibacy? who tried to ask out vader. is there more than one person who has Tried It or is it just aphra

I contend that people want to fuck Vader the same way they want to climb Mt Everest. Because it is an incredible feat of endurance and skill. Because it is potentially deadly. Because it would be exhilarating. Because it (he) is there.

cadesama

And I contend that Aphra very much (and very drunkenly) declared that she was going to CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN.

darthnickels

People are like “jesus no, he’s a droid” “aphra that’s gross” “aphra no do not let the galaxy’s most notorious murderer near your vageen” “aphra please he probably doesn’t have a dick given that he is a literal robot”

she is not dissuaded

cadesama

Aphra was hoping for robodick. Vader is rueful and amused, but unfortunately disappoints in that respect. And many others!

darthnickels

Most people dehumanize Vader by thinking of him as trained animal or a droid programmed to murder, very few dehumanize him by thinking of him as the world’s most bloodthirsty jack rabbit

cadesama

TBF, she didn’t mean it as an insult.

darthnickels

lmao Aphra at the bakery, yelling at them for refusing to write “I’m Sorry I Assumed You Had A Robot Penis And Was Overtly Horny About It” on her cake, which one of her droids is trying to tell her Vader can’t eat anyway

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can someone draw kylo getting this card for his birthday omg

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The Arcona’s frightened eyes flicked toward Anakin, and the boy held his gaze. Anakin felt sorry for the Arcona and wished he could help. Then one of Gardulla’ s guards lunged forward and the Arcona sprinted away, moving past Anakin and the others. He was about two meters away from Anakin when his body erupted in a small explosion. Anakin blinked as the Arcona’s remains fell to the ground. He turned quickly to look at the two men who had chased the Arcona away from the buildings. Neither man had fired a blaster. Anakin was observant enough to realize that the Arcona had not been shot, and that some explosive device had detonated within him. Shmi pulled Anakin close to her side and said, “Look away, Ani.” Anakin ignored her and kept his eyes on what was left of the Arcona. A few of the guards and the Anx attendant walked over to inspect the smoldering mess. Noticing Anakin, the Anx turned his long, pointed chin to the boy and said, “That’s what happens to slaves who try to escape on Tatooine.”

The rise and fall of Darth Vader by Ryder Windham

Anakin was three years old

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lupienne

You know, if Negan had cracked Daryl’s noggin’ in the line up, the writers wouldn’t have had to change Negan’s entire personality and Sanctuary to accommodate this ridiculous storyline of keeping, torturing and ‘converting’ prisoners to the Dark Side.

Like, it’s literally Daryl’s fault that this stupid, out-of-character bullshit plotline of Negan mercilessly tormenting a dude into converting exists. Daryl is ruining Negan, not the other damn way around. Fuuuuuck.