wait what

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[deadlittledogs]

[samanthamulder]

beautiful blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way

[pattern-recognition]

Hostile

[pattern-recognition]

Да, комиссар

[demonboyhalo]

​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

[cybercerealkiller]

[punkitt-is-here]

rarity learns of the hot new meme

[equalistmako]

let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)

[equalistmako]

[adamsmasher]

[eroscestlavie]

Sometimes I wish I had the confidence of an online polyamorous white genxer from the Pacific Northwest who just got a new crystal necklace and is using it as an excuse to post a tit pic to a chorus of praise from excitable bearded pagans & bisexual barnes and noble employees who do burlesque

[jumex]

I love reading this each time I see it it’s like the golden ratio of words

[wingsfromwhere]

Jettison is like one of the top 10 words in the english language, get that fucking thing out of here at a notable velocity

[snapscube]

where's bigweld

we'll see him next month at the Bigweld Ball! he ALWAYS goes to THAT! :)

[queenofwerewolves]

[*opens trapdoor directly underneath you*]

[snapscube]

[ballwizard]

crazy how that stuff works

[ballsdotcum]

Tch. Would've been funnier with breasts 🤣

[apismagnarum]

excuse me?

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

[ifrits-deactivated20210804]

yeah ill reblog that

[yushunhimba]

this is my cat his name is Horny Old Men In Your Area look him up on google

[piendish]

ok

[piendish]

he looks different. in like the worst way

[yushunhimba]

how did you find this post i dont remember making it

[piendish]

I used magnets

[tooies]

scp foundation thinks i mind control people to escape my enclosure but im actually just asking really really niceys

[aqueousstar]

me too pal

[aqueousstar]

hey wait you're supposed to be in your enclosure

[tooies]

dont even worry about that

[fullofwhitehotrage-deactivated2]

[lullabyhulk]

It’s time.

[evilbuildingsblog]

The headquarters of Mussolini’s Italian Fascist Party (1934)

[angelicguy]

*italian guy watching them build that* huh. thats probably fine

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zuesue]

oh my GOD