[badwolf-67]

stop beating around the bush and get to the clit

[original-username42]

I just hate US defaultism, Americans need to just stop assuming everyone online is from America until proven otherwise and stop assuming American shit applies to the rest of the world, fuck America fr 🙏🙏🙏

[badwolf-67]

every night I pray for the downfall of the Am*rican empire. And I will be alive to see it

[badwolf-67]

every night I pray for the downfall of the Am*rican empire. And I will be alive to see it

[sacred-portal]

[foone]

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

[vivian-the-barbarian]

What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth

[ryo0o0o]

Why were you trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be a catholic priest ?

[foone]

Usual reasons

[epersonae]

Kermit for pope

[rightintheghoulies]

Kermit for pope

[madambellepepper]

Kermit for pope

[winnebagowarri0r]

Kermit for pope

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Kermit for pope

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

Kermit for Pope

[awhspofjasper]

Kermit for pope

[shark-tranny]

kermit for pope :3

[mahohikaru]

kermit for pope

[spaghettihell]

kermit for pope

[rosey-thorns]

Kermit for pope

[madeline-the-bisexual-samurai]

Kermit for pope :3

[femininefreyanyctophile]

Kermit for pope

[lesbianhouseplant]

Kermit for pope

[kangarooqueen]

Kermit for pope

[doodle-girl]

Kermit for pope

[thanatophobia0601-deactivated20]

Kermit for Pope

[aquilacalvitium]

Kermit for Pope

[keiachi-chan]

Why are we trying to get Kermit killed by JD Vance

[aquilacalvitium]

Bold of you to assume Kermit is mortal

[queertoonish]

Miss Piggy would get Vance before he could lay a finger on Kermit

[the-haiku-bot]

Miss Piggy would get

Vance before he could lay a

finger on Kermit

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[shoefaced2]

The next time I see Donald Trump trending on this god forsaken website, it better fucking look like this.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[zoi-no-miko]

SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS

[simplykaren]

[pukicho]

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

[writing-prompt-s]

As the kingdom’s best archer, you were cursed so your arrows would never hit again. But you just started shooting other things—rocks, sticks, shoes—and somehow, it works even better. Folks call you "The Arrowless Archer."

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[tehnakki]

Happy 1 yr anniversary to the thwarting of the Great Nuclear War!

It’d be super cool if someone with time travel could spare a few cycles and take care of the Martian Colony Collapse problem. Maybe delay the rocket launches by putting some moron in charge of the majority of private rocket launches? If we delay Martian habitation by a couple of decades we’ll figure out the radiation issues before the first generation of Martian born super soldiers decide to return to earth and claim it as their own!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I had to have brunch with so many fucking techbros for this but this should basically annihilate any serious advances in space travel at least until this fucker dies. You’re welcome.

The NFT concept was an unintended side effect and NOT my fault.

[divorce-enjoyer]

severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

[thememedaddy]

[delilahkatherine]

i've never actually watched a full episode of house md, but based on what i have seen in clips, i fully believe this happened

[krumpkin]

Best sticking to the standard cruises with comfy beds and plenty of Gin 😁

[enki2]

[goatgirlgocks]

imagine seeing the word fucking in a post about getting off to being tortured

Thank god for that censor

[stil-lindigo]

oh to one day live in a world that doesn't hinge on the whims of the united states of fucking america.

[tomb-mold]

another soft unassuming demure man who claims to be a feminist to garner social and financial capital, turns out to be a violent sadistic serial rapist. wow fork found in the kitchen, or whatever.