Cellar Door.

An affable nitwit. 🐙

[dappermouth]

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

[carnelianfoxx]

[slowheart]

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

[bromar-deactivated20130912]

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

[poyle]

when your young padawan makes a good call

[bagginbooty]

me n my plant gf

me:bby ur hand is so thin

her:that me leaf

[transkafka-deactivated20150624]

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

who is ronald regean

[cloudsnothing]

bofa deez nuts

[danejuanreturns]

i'm just a guy fieri looking for his girl fieri

[heirloombabydoll-deactivated201]

[standingcowrrdly]

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

[strzyg-blog]

[arabwife]

if u can’t handle me at my worst, u don’t deserve me at my longest yeah boi ever

[zsnes]

[tatsumum-deactivated20150517]

[prepgoth]

sing us a song, youre the piano man

[galacticgateau]

quilly joel

[keatonpatti]

[healingisneeded]