Baguette Seagullll

Might be your Dad

[baguetteseagull]

Guys... I just realized. Have i even introduced myself to you?? I showed you my Vest, but i completely forgot to introduce myself. So I guess I'll just do it now!

This fucked up dude right here is me after the show that I reposted a video about earlier... This guy got no money, no rizz, no honey, no idea how to make this a good rhyme...I love wearing my kilt, but ciz of a lot of reasons, i am almost only wearing it to shows n stuff. About pronounce, I myself refer to me as he/him out of practical reasons, and so i don't have to explain it to my parents. But you guys can refer to me with any pronouns you can think of, So you might as well refer to me as Bingus..

Yeah, anyway Idk what else i can tell you, so if you have any questions just ask me

[baguetteseagull]

Guys... I just realized. Have i even introduced myself to you?? I showed you my Vest, but i completely forgot to introduce myself. So I guess I'll just do it now!

This fucked up dude right here is me after the show that I reposted a video about earlier... This guy got no money, no rizz, no honey, no idea how to make this a good rhyme...I love wearing my kilt, but ciz of a lot of reasons, i am almost only wearing it to shows n stuff. About pronounce, I myself refer to me as he/him out of practical reasons, and so i don't have to explain it to my parents. But you guys can refer to me with any pronouns you can think of, So you might as well refer to me as Bingus..

Yeah, anyway Idk what else i can tell you, so if you have any questions just ask me

[baguetteseagull]

Guess what. One thing changed.... cuz i now do have honey. 14kg of honey to be exact. I got that honey from a beekeeper that wanted some mead from me for it. I make my own mead, so this beekeeper told another beekeeper that i make mead... so that beekeeper gave me honey too.. i am swimming in honey right now

[pasha-hasid]

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[laciffo-satan]

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[baguetteseagull]

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[dukemz]

i do not "focus". i do not "lock in". i sit down and stare at my work for an hour and if im not productive i GIVE UP.

[baguetteseagull]

Is this a normal thing to do, or can I only relate to it cuz i have Adhd?

[baguetteseagull]

CHILDREN, GO TO BED, ITS STORY TIME !

Let me tell you the story of how my Brother became the reason for why i am a Legend of Zelda fan.

The story began somewhere back in 2015. I was 11 years old, my grandpa died shortly before, I didn't do well, didn't have many friends that i could trust and I'm on my adhd meds for one year so far.

But its also the year where my brother and I began downloading songs via youtube and burning them on CDs so we could listen to them in the car. And since my Mom could play some instruments quite well and my Dad was and still is a big fan of movie soundtracks and scored, my Brother and I were used to listening Orchestra versions and stuff.

So my Brother then burned a CD with the Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary Symphony. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB3D2ot38JeT9lQoS8e5IAOlDW4aoMMeU&si=WCaJ6tlED2Is3I38

We listened to this A LOT cuz its just fricking Epic. I liked so much, that I had to research what the Legend of zelda even is, cuz Funfact: My Brother Never played it and isn't a fan or anything... He just found it, liked it, and Burned it on a CD and saids its Epic.

Thats the Reason of how I learned about The Legend of Zelda, and how I became a fan of it and even Cosplayed Link. Now i have a DIY Mastersword and a Hyrule shield hanging on my wall

[baguetteseagull]

Welcome to a new panel, called:

My shift went well until this Customer came in

This Customer is Karen like, but not unfriendly like a karen... they are probably anti vax and definitely have nobody to talk to at home...

Like... Its okay for me when a customer has a lil smaltalk with me, n stuff. But they know if i got time for that or not... thats Totaly fine, i like these customers a lot.. not this one..

Lets call them Silvia... they talk 10 words per second so almost talking speed of Eminem. They talk and talk and talk and SAY NOTHING. They wanted ALL my attention because they wanted specific Screws, i show them the screws that we have, they have no idea, give me a totaly different screw and ask me if that screw is the one they mean, even tho they have a picture of the ones i showed them AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IN THE END THEY DIDN'T TAKE THE SCREWS EVEN THO IT WERE EXACTLY THE ONES THEY NEEDED BECAUSE THEY ARE UNSURE

Meanwhile there are 10 different customers that want to pay but they want to talk to me still

They don't need screws, they need someone to talk to

Does anyone have advice on how to deal with those customers?

[baguetteseagull]

Also that was like 20 minutes before closing

[baguetteseagull]

Welcome to a new panel, called:

My shift went well until this Customer came in

This Customer is Karen like, but not unfriendly like a karen... they are probably anti vax and definitely have nobody to talk to at home...

Like... Its okay for me when a customer has a lil smaltalk with me, n stuff. But they know if i got time for that or not... thats Totaly fine, i like these customers a lot.. not this one..

Lets call them Silvia... they talk 10 words per second so almost talking speed of Eminem. They talk and talk and talk and SAY NOTHING. They wanted ALL my attention because they wanted specific Screws, i show them the screws that we have, they have no idea, give me a totaly different screw and ask me if that screw is the one they mean, even tho they have a picture of the ones i showed them AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IN THE END THEY DIDN'T TAKE THE SCREWS EVEN THO IT WERE EXACTLY THE ONES THEY NEEDED BECAUSE THEY ARE UNSURE

Meanwhile there are 10 different customers that want to pay but they want to talk to me still

They don't need screws, they need someone to talk to

Does anyone have advice on how to deal with those customers?

[internetgreatesthits]

[baguetteseagull]

Now i kinda wanna know the actual answer...

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[nocturnal-necromancer]

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

[baguetteseagull]

I always keep a bat with me for when this happens

His name is jerry

[segamascott]

[baguetteseagull]

Isn't that called a Bukkake

[animentality]

[cilantrhoes]

[politijohn]

[undeadentropy]

Friendly reminder he is no longer under trump protection and isnt using his son as a bullet shield anymore. Great time to become a hero that history will immortalize if you happen to be in the area :)

[baguetteseagull]

VIVA LA REVOLUTION GET THE GUILLOTINE

[girlballs-archive]

the burger approaches

[girlballs-archive]

BLASTING YOU WITH THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!! MISBEHAVING CATGIRLS GET BLASTED

[demilypyro]

Bites down hard and doesn't let go

[baguetteseagull]

I Literally had this pic rights after and my dumbass thought it was part of the same post...

So now i make it part of the same post hehe

Thought it would fit

[baguetteseagull]

I did something that I am quite proud of

Wall

[glyphsmash]

Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas

Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt

Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this

Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns

Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max

Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have

[baguetteseagull]

Oh god, I'm an Orc? I love to watch Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns ._.

[teaboot]

No, actually, I don't think my indoor cat would be happier if he could free-roam. For one thing, the feather-toys inside have never died on him mid-playtime, and I feel like that might be a disappointment

[teaboot]

As though predetermined by fate I awoke this morning to Ollie standing on top of my chest, fur slightly-damp, and when I went downstairs to investigate whatever shenanigans he had somehow gotten into I found that the back door had somehow blown open in the night.

He has never had unsupervised access to the outdoors before but it appears he stepped outside, found it to be raining slightly, and decided "fuck this shit, I'm getting Dad"

[teaboot]

I love my fragile son