The Bagumbus Kids

where are we

[stupidpetface]

[pancakeke]

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

[starving-shartist]

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

[pancakeke]

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

[starving-shartist]

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

[pancakeke]

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

[evilwizard]

wizard gold is a good investment because it’s cursed and that makes it better(?) Look the economy’s doing bad like what does it matter at this point

[evilwizard]

you can bet on polymarket what kind of beast the wizard gold will transmute you into

[phaeton-flier]

Dark Souls set in NYC

[archacovercosine]

[oblivionloading]

Committing crimes is a fun way to break the law.

[oblivionloading]

The Fragile Illusion of Alpha Masculinity has been lost.

[thememedaddy]

[creylune]

[bimstown]

he tired

[emi1y]

love this

[evilwizard]

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

[omnybus]

Swine/11

[evilwizard]

no there were 3

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[i-like-reblog-maps]

What month were you born in?

January

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Voting ended onMay 28

Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!

Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]

I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave

[edgar-allan-possum]

[agendermetalbender]

[mgs5]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[weepingwitch]

theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene

atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible

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