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@bald-and-afraid
Is that…… them
This tag made me tear up real tears it’s so evil.
Might be the best I’ve ever looked
Damn,, this doing numbers
i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since
i’ve spent my whole life chasing this high
I’m addicted to USB port
Might be the best I’ve ever looked
blocking people isn't enough I want them to get gangrene
This might be my favorite post hahaha
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???
Been on this app a day and I’m already reminded of why I’m pro-kinkshaming
I really wish the nsfw ban worked I didn’t need to wake up to someone with a rape kink reblogging my selfies
Celebrating my return
IM FUCKING BACK
That's not a map that's an Excel spreadsheet.
#god can someone gerrymander that a little #just for variety
A Twitter user saw an ad for this neat, unassuming house for sale for less than $159,000.
It had a beautiful yard, so he made an app’t to see it. And, that’s when things got weird.
The living room was messy and tacky, but it had a nice spiral staircase, an open 2nd fl. balcony, and Mediterranean style.
But what was up with this mural of outer space?
And these 2 creepy homemade aliens?
Well, the space theme continued into the dining room. The mural made it look like you were in a spaceship that landed on the moon- see earth off in the distance?
Hmmm. This looks like the conference room in a space ship.
The kitchen is plain, but still has a few touches, as well as a “sealed” hatch door.
What, you say you like the beach? This house has you covered. The bedroom has a waterbed and that’s real sand on the floor.
The bathroom is a tropical rain forest.
This 2nd bedroom is beautifully staged in a hippie retro theme- notice the square bed- it must be a cardboard box.
Look, this spare room is a blank canvas- you can make it anything you like.
And, I don’t know what this is on the mezzanine.
The back of the house is nice, but it’s a little overgrown- the ivy is starting to cover some of the windows. It was sold for $152,500.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/quirky-home-for-sale-comes-with-a-spaceship-and-a-beach-inside-1.4944934
Whatever the reason, it’s clear that these people were living their absolute best life.
that’s an Animal Crossing house
I want this house.
I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
Cainceled