nodding along to a friend's story and saying "that happened to me" at each break to show I am interested, immersed, and engaged
[pleasantly] that was an interesting story. I was also there.

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nodding along to a friend's story and saying "that happened to me" at each break to show I am interested, immersed, and engaged
[pleasantly] that was an interesting story. I was also there.
Ass or titties ?
I will literally consume the entire woman
The funny thing about sex scene discourse is that people act like they're all exactly the same. Imagine if we talked about any other kind of scene in a movie like that. Oh I hate fight scenes they're never necessary. Post cancelled I think I've heard people saying that let me start over. Hmm
No scenes are necessary because the moving picture is of the devil
A story should progress without the plot touching the characters, smoothly and silently, passing through like a holy ghost
T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner
*received phone call from weed cigarette*
Weed cigarette: Please don't smoke me. I don't want to die
we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
Guys getting hurt dot com
guys getting hurt dot com slash careers
whagever
[image description: a elephant shrew, a small, mouse-like animal with a long nose, similar to a trunk. it is captioned on top, in all caps, “whagever”. end description.]
but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will
as long as my room has natural light i know everything will be okay
DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor
Muscular straight boy at the gym, why are you angry? What troubles you? Has it been too long since you’ve punched drywall?
[ID: gif from To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar. A drag queen in a green and pink dress is sitting and crying on some stairs. Two others are standing at the bottom of the stairs, and one in an orange, yellow and black outfit says, "Little Latin boy in drag; why are you crying?"
In the reblog is a tweet by Katya @katya_zamo, "Short man with small penis why are u sad? You can fit in a cupboard that's good news". End ID]
girl if you do not clock out and lezz the fuck out already..
A Constant Hum (found in a derelict factory)
[photo id: a black and white photo of a door. On the door is the text “even though it’s all been unplugged a constant hum” in white. End id]
"why so me?" -the you're
this is probably my stupidest post
what was your childhood stuffed animal?
cat
dog
bunny/rabbit
bear
big cat
wolf
amphibian/reptile/swimmy thing
i didn't have one
some super niche animal
a character
literally just an object
something else???
— David Cronenberg, Consumed
[ID: Excerpt from the book Consumed by David Cronenberg. The excerpt says, “The bear loved the deer, it was obvious. It ripped the deer’s throat out, and then licked the dying deer with the most passionate affection. I thought of you and me.” /End ID].