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Harry Styles would never date a stinking alcoholic chainsmoker like Louis. Harry Styles with some ugly chav who can't stop swearing and likes being touched up by underage fans? Pescatarian Harry Styles with a trashy Mcdonald's fan who hates what he calls 'foreign food'? Harry Styles with his diverse band and support acts dating racist Louis and his hatred of what he calls 'urban music'? Bisexual Harry Styles with homophobic Louis Tomlinson who tramples on Pride flags?

[ignitedminds27]

Liam was so considerate, and people thought he was an ass to his former bandmates when he spilt the truth about BTS in that wretched podcast.

Liam deliberately danced badly for five years because the other four members couldn't dance. He never used that talent to outshine them.

He could. But he never did.

[balletmain]

Harry Styles is a better dancer than Liam Payne. Evidence: video for Treat People With Kindness where Harry performs a fully choreographed dance routine with a partner.

[alarrytale]

This german girl on tiktok (teelalouise) is accusing Louis of queerbaiting for the rainbows during SIBWAWC and I just… How did we get here???

In order to queerbait you have to actually bait the queers. You can’t bait queers with a colourful light show that can maybe be defined as rainbow colours, the queers are a bit harder to bait then that. Queerbaiters are not subtle, they are over the top. I don't think rainbow lights will bring all the queers to the yard. I also don't think rainbow lights are what makes queers think he's gay and representing them. The rainbow lights coming from him are more a sign of acceptance of his fans and the queer community. Louis is bathing his 90% larrie fanbase in rainbow lights, among them many queers, to show his acceptance and support. He's saying i see you and i love you. We are the same. I'm creating a safe space for us, like you have done to me.

But by all means, if Louis wants to start 'queerbaiting' (*cough* queercoding *cough*) i'd be all for it!

[balletmain]

This blog is extremely homophobic. The mod is a straight woman rambling on about 'the queers', 'gayface' and 'limp wrists.'

[spade-riddles]

Submission: Is the last candle about to burn out?

So KK posted this around midnight central time last night (I took this screenshot at 2:06am CT) and it’s full of interesting details.

First of all, “the best is yet to come” is a Spade riddle, like word for word.

I’ve thought for a while now that the “exhale” riddle was related to the 12/04/2019 riddle right before it and to the 10/19/2018 riddle. If the dates these riddles were sent on indicate the chronological order of events and the months when the events they describe will take place, then it would go: (Oct-Nov) “I recall late November, holdin’ my breath”-> (Dec) “Hold me close, hold me tight. This glass castle will shatter tonight”-> (Jan/New Years Day) “Exhale.” This hints at a Kaylor reunion, coming out, and the beards being gone. Taylor has used castles a lot recently (Karma mv Dorothy scene, Castles Crumbling vault track, Bejeweled mv). And this connects to the 2nd 🎃 message about an ice/glass castle. She’s also heavily hinted at new beginnings/rebirth which I believe represents a permanent beard-free era (moonstone=new beginnings=bejeweled which is about the toe breakup, Birth of Venus symbolism, butterflies on the jeans and in the Karma mv flying around the moonstone vinyl, Lover house burning down).

The Oct ♠️ riddle hints at a Nov public Kaylor reunion which matches 🎃 anon’s messages about Halloween, the day before Nov starts, being a significant date. The 11th message takes place at 3am (witching hr/devil’s hr) after Halloween is over which means it’s the first day of Nov, the 11th month! This message explains why a Jack-O-Lantern was chosen for these messages—bc it’s a CANDLE.

4th message:

6th message:

11th message:

Kaylors have long theorized that the candle 🕯️ symbolism in Taylor’s art likely represents the beards so them burning out would be the end of the countdown when both beards are gone. “I’m fine with my spite and my tears and my beers and my candles” i.e. candles are not a positive thing! (See here and here as well).

Plus KK’s insta post mentions that they met exactly 11 yrs ago which aligns w/ the numerology and SR told me via DM that they’ve never mentioned this anniversary before so it’s quite suspicious. They usually just post the anniversary of their faux wedding which was 10/18/2018.

Lastly, notice how bare and empty the house looks in that insta post. Kaylors have theorized for yrs that KK uses a stunt house purely for pr purposes and KK seems to be highlighting this in her post. This ties back to the 5th 🎃 message which contrasts Kaylor’s actual kitchen, “barefoot in the kitchen sacred new beginnings,” w/ a stunt/pr kitchen.

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Karlie Kloss: I love my husband Josh! We've been together for 11 years and I can't wait for us to become a family of four.

Kaylor Conspiracy Freaks:

wait but the candle and remember spade said and flag anon said and oh 13! and dresses and karma and butterflies and colours and bejewelled and the met gala and taylor wore red and so did karlie and victoria's secret and pumpkin anon and halloween and -

[fuchsea]

at this rate next tour the stage will just be sheets of paper with lyrics written on them and some wires littered around

[balletmain]

Dumbest man in pop

[dogsliampaynedoesntinstagram]

" What the fuck is wrong with them? [fans who don't like Louis drinking and smoking] "

My uncle and cousin died in their 40s due to smoking related diseases. It's far from a harmless habit and nor is excessive drinking. I want Louis to be around for a long time, is that wrong?

Yes anon - I think it's wrong - and I think it's wrong in two ways.

First - I am completely and utterly opposed to the idea that we individually have control of our health and longevity. It's a bullshit individualistic approach that is about hiding the things that actually harm us (if this is a new idea to you - start here)

What makes me so angry about this formulation in this case - is how transparent the moralism and selectivity . It's only ever 'I want someone to live so they shouldn't do this thing that I've decided with bad'. Any serious engagement with the risk factors in Louis' life would start with the fact that he's a touring musician. There's actually been research on the life expectancy of touring musicians - and it's a really grim. It's an incredibly dangerous industry and participating in it lowers Louis' life expectancy (which is saying a lot, given the life expectancy in Doncaster and how much being rich is a protector).

You don't just want Louis to be around for a long time - if you did you'd be talking about very different things. You want to promote a view of health and bodies that I think is harmful and politically abhorent.

Second - I think it's wrong to act as if your view on what someone else does with their body should matter. And by sending this anon to me, someone you don't know, you are suggesting that you think your opinion should matter. If you're just going to feel your feelings and keep them on your blog - then that's fine - even if I think your politics are appalling. But by sending me this anon you are suggesting that you think your views about what other people do with their body matter so much that everyone should know. I think that's wrong.

[balletmain]

Ralph, it's so obvious from how defensive you are here that YOU are a heavy smoker and enjoy eating mountains of fatty food! If that wasn't the case you would be just as judgemental as you are about every other issue.

[allthistime02]

hiiii i am selling two tix to louis’s show in sioux falls on 6/19 @ $100 each. we thought we would be able to make it to this show but we can’t make it work! section 102, row B, seats 10 & 11

[balletmain]

$100? Girl you're tripping. These tickets are $10 each on resale sites.

[skepticalarrie]

Wait, why did they have to push the story of Harry and Ben living together? What was the point?

I have no idea what this is about

Because he was clearly living with Louis the entire time

[harry-swept-the-brits]

Clearly'? Harry has not ONCE been photographed close to Louis' Barnet house. Not ONCE in the ten years Louis has owned and lived in the house.

[skepticalarrie]

Hajshskjaajhaah Louis’ STUNT house? What an idiot, fuck off

[balletmain]

You sound like a nine year old, babbling on about stunt houses. Insanely naive and gullible. Angela, Amy and Verity did a great job brainwashing you.

[louistomlinsoncouk]

7/4

[balletmain]

Were you all hoping for an apology and explanation like this? Maybe next time don't stan an untalented, uncaring clown.

[portraitofalarryonfire]

I can’t believe he won aoty like this cannot be serious

Neither can anyone else.

I think it should be a pre requisite for an AOTY winner to be able to sing in tune during their performance 💀

[balletmain]

Harry 'isn't cared about' but he's selling out 80k stadiums in Sydney? Try again you bitter old man.

[balletmain]

No artist in existence has ever received the amount of apologising and special pleading @seasurfacefullofclouds1 does for Louis Tomlinson. Oh he's not selling records because radio won't play him, Spotify hate him, BMG can't get him SNL, Sony has a vendetta ...

In reality, he went on TV several times in 2022 and played his music to a combined audience of 25m, and they still didn't like his voice or his ugly face. That's not going to change, ever. BBC Radio 2 made his latest effort Album of the Week and still nobody paid attention. He took a year to sell out a 20k venue in his own capital city.

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

This is why I want Louis to stop talking about 1D atleast for a couple of years because I am tired of Harry’ asshat fans.

Harries are kidding themselves. 1D guys are still making good music and still touring with massive fanbases 7 years after hiatus.

Harry might have had the most manufactured success, but his fans know that it’s all been created for him at the expense of his bandmates. The curtain isn’t even hiding the Wizard of Oz at this point— everyone can see the ropes connecting him to Harry.

The biggest proof of this is the way that Harries obsess about 1D and the other men. They hover around Louis’ fans, Zayn’s fans, as if Harry’s success depends on his competition doing badly. No one who is a natural superstar needs a fanbase to obsess about his competition?

Larries who are basically Harries constantly put down Louis and Louis’ fans. People who stan someone naturally charismatic and gifted don’t need to do that, especially if they’re supposed to support both of them.

They’re anxious because Harry isn’t who he seems to be. He’s much less.

[balletmain]

"No one who is a natural superstar needs a fanbase to obsess about his competition?"

So what exactly are you doing here, bitching about Harry Styles since 2018? You're a grandmother now, surely you have better things to do?

No artist in existence has ever received the amount of apologising and special pleading you do for Louis Tomlinson. Oh he's not selling records because radio won't play him, Spotify hate him, BMG are useless, Sony has a vendetta ...

In reality, he went on TV last year and played to a combined audience of 25m, and they still didn't like his voice or his ugly face. That's not going to change, ever. He can't even sell out a 20k venue in his own capital city.

[swanlake1998]

jonathan batista rehearsing as albrecht for giselle

[harryshouse]

Happy 29th birthday, Harry❣️