Ballofdumb

The braim is full of ideas, working on them is a different story

[pukicho]

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

[ministarfruit]

I love this text post so I drew it

[rimonoroni2]

my general opinion on what people should be "allowed" to portray and what topics they should be "allowed" to explore in fiction is that you can make whatever art with whatever themes you want but i'm also allowed to think the way you handled it was tasteless and should've been done differently. my negative opinion on your handling of sensitive topics is the price of admission for publicly showcasing your work. this is not a pro-censorship stance because i am not The Government

[gayhockeyshowenjoyer]

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[starberry-cupcake]

[baddyzarc]

If you wanna know the state of Yugioh TCG collecting in the wake of Overframes in the core game…

[baddyzarc]

The situation is so funny man

Basically, Mr grifter announced that he might be getting into the collecting side of yugioh, which would lead to the scalping hell that now plagues the Pokémon and One Piece TCGs

As a joke, MBTYugioh gave them pointers on what to “invest in”, recommending some of the WORST shit products that this game released in the years

He then followed up with a tongue-in-cheek, clearly trolling video recommending shit like Legendary Duelists sets, Duelist of Deep and Synchro Storm, and the Platinum cards, and exclusive COINS before ending the video with “Don’t invest in yugioh. You will lose money due to this game’s reprint policies”

Like, it was very obvious for anyone with half-a-brain cell and is familiar with Yugioh that the video is a joke

BUT a bunch of scalping bots took the video at face value and bought out these doodoo, worthless products immediately after his fuckass video came out

Now they’re sitting on unsellable trash. 100% deserved, I hope everyone whose trying to grift this game like Pokémon loses their money

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[lynxexists980]

I feel like the deltarune fandom forgets that Noelle and Berdly ARE friends. Even if she doesn't like him romantically she does like him platonically! Yes he is doing things that make her uncomfortable sometimes but that is what will happen in friendships especially in teenagers. One of the many many reasons that snowgrave is fucked up is that you are making a teenage girl kill one of her closest friends who might otherwise be able to help or protect her.

Especially people who seem to hate berdly's mere existence seem to only focus on the times he makes her uncomfortable or seems like a bad friend.

[finalfantasyvii]

[jesterday00]

[hemipenal-system]

you've always sort of had a thing for dragons so you figured getting a job at the local dragon ranch might be a cool way to see them up close and personal. you like the work but you really underestimated how much seeing a stud go to town on a hen 30 times a day would affect you, and recently you're spending an embarrassing amount of time in the bathroom while you're on shift

the dragons are starting to notice. dragons signal readiness to breed with a scent marker, and a dragon's nose is hundreds of times stronger than a human's, so when they're over there fucking and you're in the room to help with the equipment, they can visibly tell that someone else in the room is aroused by it, and they're managing to figure out based on who's in the room when they can smell it that it's probably you

you're not positive but you think they've started to hit on you. when the studs are outside, they've started taking turns landing next to you and slinking up and rubbing against you with their cocks half dropped out even when you aren't in the mood, and seeing them do that always gets you the rest of the way. sometimes when you're walking around in the stables, a few of them will fully evert and rear up so you can see them. the hens are turning away from you and shyly pulling their tails to the side so you can look

you can't even focus on the work anymore. you gotta quit because you will end up fucking a dragon if you stay here, and you're not allowed to do that because their eggs and fluids are worth more than you make in a year

[c-53]

I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’

[greatwyrmgold]

One weird thing I've noticed about romance storylines, and also some real people: They treat (romantic) love as this weirdly singular thing. Loving multiple people, whether simultaneously or in sequence, means your love must be lesser. You get One True Love, that's it.

Maybe this is just me being aromantic, but that seems not only blatantly counterfactual to how people actually act, but also unhealthy? At best you're going to interpret any experience with a partner who turns out to not be your "True Love" as a waste; at worst you're going to stick with someone you think is/want to be your One True Love no matter how bad they are for you.

It's untrue and unhelpful and ubiquitous, embedded in larger issues about how our society understands love. It's the sort of thing that's annoying wherever it comes up, but it's not worth calling out every time it happens.

Which is why I'm so surprised that an anime called The 100 Girlfriends Who Really [...] Really Love You has a nuanced take on it.

Maybe I shouldn't be so surprised. The premise of this whole series is that Rentaro has 100 soulmates (thanks to an absurd clerical error by a love god), so it's going to be less monogamous than most anime.

But that polyamory is an exception to the rule penned by a literal god. It's allowed to break the rules. This is just "Hahari loved one guy, now she loves another". And the second love is a Love-God-Certified Soulmate, which Rentaro knows for certain, because that's how soulmates work in this world.

But Rentaro still reassures Hahari that her first love was just as valid, even if he wasn't her soulmate. What matters is that she loved him, and that love doesn't have to diminish the love she feels for anyone else. Nor vise versa.

That straightforward assertion that, whatever the gods might say, all love is valuable...it's a rare yet significant message, delivered with more grace than I thought this kind of series could manage. It has me nodding and thinking "More rom-coms should be like this" while the protagonist is embracing his sixth girlfriend, who is the mother of one of his other girlfriends.

[irlpretear]

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[simplysnaps]

every time I'm too scared to pull the trigger on a bluesky post, I know I can post it here. you all get me.

[kiora06]

Wit training with Urara.