Mental Hotline

30/Finland No-one

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[datura-inoxia]

Nature is healing

[drudg30n]

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[soleandborn]

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

[keepthemaway2]

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

[lakevida]

and im here too! 😃

[ask-the-greed-ler-anything-blog]

Hello my dear Customers~

Today should be the day you ALL buy a Thneed!!

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I’m straight but this gif makes my prostate clench it kinda hurts 

[april132009]

[chzdavmpr]

This feels like finding a vintage grenade in a box and pulling the pin

[sacred-portal]

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[joshuaballsett]

[babbhad]

[cipheramnesia]

[marseny]

[joasakura]

[cunked]

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[bambiraptorr]

Connecting...

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[rumwik]

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

[needs-more-hugs]

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[leo0berry]

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[herewithinthevoid]

every so often something nice happens on the other hellsite 𖹭

[kryptonians]

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

[celebrityho]

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now