some of my favorite tiny love stories
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(from nyt’s modern love column)
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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i don't do bad sauce passes
Claire Keane
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NASA

titsay
Show & Tell
Today's Document
todays bird
Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi
cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
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some of my favorite tiny love stories
update:
(from nyt’s modern love column)
I'm Shmack'd
One sip of this and your batteries corrode
This man is both an inspiration and a horrible warning.
so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it's rough
“The Roman Catholic Parish in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan was just grafitted.”
Nah let’s post it. Let’s feel it. Don’t look away.
I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.
Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.
Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.
Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.
They were CHILDREN.
They were murdered in cold blood.
So the other night during D&D, I had the sudden thoughts that:
1) Binary files are 1s and 0s
2) Knitting has knit stitches and purl stitches
You could represent binary data in knitting, as a pattern of knits and purls…
You can knit Doom.
However, after crunching some more numbers:
The compressed Doom installer binary is 2.93 MB. Assuming you are using sock weight yarn, with 7 stitches per inch, results in knitted doom being…
3322 square feet
Factoring it out…302 people, each knitting a relatively reasonable 11 square feet, could knit Doom.
Hi fun fact!!
The idea of a “binary code” was originally developed in the textile industry in pretty much this exact form. Remember punch cards? Probably not! They were a precursor to the floppy disc, and were used to store information in the same sort of binary code that we still use:
Here’s Mary Jackson (c.late 1950s) at a computer. If you look closely in the yellow box, you’ll see a stack of blank punch cards that she will use to store her calculations.
This is what a card might look like once punched. Note that the written numbers on the card are for human reference, and not understood by the computer.
But what does it have to do with textiles? Almost exactly what OP suggested. Now even though machine knitting is old as balls, I feel that there are few people outside of the industry or craft communities who have ever seen a knitting machine.
Here’s a flatbed knitting machine (as opposed to a round or tube machine), which honestly looks pretty damn similar to the ones that were first invented in the sixteenth century, and here’s a nice little diagram explaining how it works:
But what if you don’t just want a plain stocking stitch sweater? What if you want a multi-color design, or lace, or the like? You can quite easily add in another color and integrate it into your design, but for, say, a consistent intarsia (two-color repeating pattern), human error is too likely. Plus, it takes too long for a knitter in an industrial setting. This is where the binary comes in!
Here’s an intarsia swatch I made in my knitwear class last year. As you can see, the front of the swatch is the inverse of the back. When knitting this, I put a punch card in the reader,
and as you can see, the holes (or 0′s) told the machine not to knit the ground color (1′s) and the machine was set up in such a way that the second color would come through when the first color was told not to knit.
tl;dr the textiles industry is more important than people give it credit for, and I would suggest using a machine if you were going to try to knit almost 3 megabytes of information.
@we-are-threadmage
Someone port Doom to a blanket
I really love tumblr for this 🙌
It goes beyond this. Every computer out there has memory. The kind of memory you might call RAM. The earliest kind of memory was magnetic core memory. It looked like this:
Wires going through magnets. This is how all of the important early digital computers stored information temporarily. Each magnetic core could store a single bit - a 0 or a 1. Here’s a picture of a variation of this, called rope core memory, from one NASA’s Apollo guidance computers:
You may think this looks incredibly handmade, and that’s because it is. But these are also extreme close-ups. Here’s the scale of the individual cores:
The only people who had the skills necessary to thread all of these cores precisely enough were textile and garment workers. Little old ladies would literally thread the wires by hand.
And thanks to them, we were able to land on the moon. This is also why memory in early computers was so expensive. It had to be hand-crafted, and took a lot of time.
(little old ladies sewed the space suits, too)
Fun fact: one nickname for it was LOL Memory, for “little old lady memory.”
I mean let’s also touch on the Jacquard Loom, if you want to get all Textiles In Sciencey. It was officially created in 1801 or 1804 depending on who you ask (although you can see it in proto-form as early as 1725) and used a literal chain of punch cards to tell the loom which warps to raise on hooks before passing the weft through. It replaced the “weaver yelling at Draw Boy” technique, in which the weaver would call to the kid manning the heddles “raise these and these, lower these!” and hope that he got it right.
With a Jacquard loom instead of painstakingly picking up every little thread by hand to weave in a pattern, which is what folks used to do for brocades in Ye Olde Times, this basically automated that. Essentially all you have to do to weave here is advance the punch cards and throw the shuttle. SO EASY.
ALSO, it’s not just “little old ladies sewed the first spacesuits,” it’s “the women from the Playtex Corp were the only ones who could sew within the tolerances needed.” Yes, THAT Playtex Corp, the one who makes bras. Bra-makers sent us to the moon.
And the cool thing with them was that they did it all WITHOUT PINS, WITHOUT SEAM RIPPING and in ONE TRY. You couldn’t use pins or re-sew seams because the spacesuits had to be airtight, so any additional holes in them were NO GOOD. They were also sewing to some STUPID tight tolerances-in our costume shop if you’re within an eighth of an inch of being on the line, you’re usually good. The Playtex ladies were working on tolerances of 1/32nd of an inch. 1/32nd. AND IN 21 LAYERS OF FABRIC.
The women who made the spacesuits were BADASSES. (and yes, I’ve tried to get Space-X to hire me more than once. They don’t seem interested these days)
This is fascinating. I knew there was a correlation between binary and weaving but this just takes it to a whole nother level.
I’m in Venice, Italy several times a year (lucky me!) and last year I went on a private tour of the Luigi Bevilacqua factory. Founded in 1875, they still use their original jacquard looms to hand make velvet. Here are the looms:
Here are the punch cards:
Some of these looms take up to 1600 spools. That is necessary to make their many different patterns. Here are some patterns:
How many punchcards per pattern?
This many:
Modern computing owes its very life to textiles - And to women. From antiquity weaving has been the domain of women. Sure, we remember Ada Lovelace and Hedy Lamarr, but while Joseph Marie Jacquard gets all the credit for his loom, the operators and designers were for the most part women.
I’ve seen this cross my dash a few times, but I’ve never watched the video before. Maybe I just didn’t pay attention when I was a kid, but I don’t remember ever seeing just how the Jacquard loom works. I just knew that the punch cards controlled which threads were raised. It’s cool to see the how, not just the what.
Don’t hide this in the tags, @drylime :D
Inuits in the Arctic can survive perfectly on a plant based diet 😤
Vegans: We care about all life! We're all equal!
Also vegans: I think Inuit people should starve :)
Animals in nature: *kill and eat each other all the time.*
vegans:
Commercial agriculture: *develops certain GMOs and pesticides that kill keystone bug species, which disrupts the environment and kills many different animals up the food chain as a result*
Vegans:
Commercial agriculture: *destroys local ecosystems by ripping out native species and replacing them with massive farms of exotic monocultures, resulting in the deaths and endangerment of millions of species*
Vegans:
Inuit people: *live in an environment where growing plant based food is extremely difficult, and where grocery prices are inflated past affordability so they hunt a few large animals every year which feed their entire community*
Vegans: that’s immoral and evil, actually.
@feathertayl
MY PEOPLE! MY PEOPLE ARE ALREADY STARVING! We are NOT the reason animals are going extinct. We have kept the EXACT SAME HUNTING PRACTICES FOR CENTURIES! CENTURIES! Before cars we hunted this way, before light bulbs we hunted this way, BEFORE AMERICA OR AUSTRALIA WAS COLONIZED WE HAVE HUNTED THIS WAY!
Orange juice in my home town is 25$ minimum! We buy bread for special occasions! Something Southern people have on their dinner table 24/7 is something I would see only a few times a year!
Not to mention, we use AS MUCH OF THE ANIMAL AS POSSIBLE! Bones become plates, and silverware (or in some cases jewlery), fur and blubber becomes homes and clothing and beds. Teeth become combs. And we eat EVERYTHING! I've had brains, and eyeballs, and intestines. Anything that can be eaten, will be eaten. We DONT throw ANYTHING away. And if we have too much (which is rare but has happened before) we leave it for the suffering wild life!
Polar bears will come and gouge themselves on a whale we don't finish, wolves will feast on some left over seal tails, foxes will devour caribou carcases!
Even now, we are curbing our hunting ideas. We DONT hunt as many whales as we used too, we used to hunt maybe five a year, but now we hunt one to three! Seals are also taken care of but use only hunting males, and older males at that! Caribou was my family's main meal, and lemmings when they would come around.
If you are vegan, cool! More power too you! But you probably live in a place that can grow more than lichen, and grass. You live in an industrialized place, where everyone has a car, and house.
Some of my people still don't own these things. We are so far north, cars are hard to maintain, electricity for my childhood home came from a car battery we would buy from the soldiers and sailors, we didn't have wifi, or even phones.
What a funny way to say “cops blew up neighborhood”
It’s been really hilarious to watch the LAPD try to dodge any responsibility for this while the media tries desperately to help them by publishing the most confusing fucking headlines but what really happened is that the cops found and confiscated thousands of pounds of “illegal” fireworks in LA and then decided to take 10 pounds of that, call the press, and make a show of using their new expensive toy, the “total containment” truck that is supposed to be able to take explosions of up to 15 pounds.
So they took the 10 pounds of explosives and their toy truck to a poor Black neighborhood, got reporters there, stuck the explosives inside, and set them off intentionally instead of just defusing them like they did with the other 4,990 pounds of fireworks.
For some reason, likely because something went wrong with their truck which I bet cost the city a shit ton of money, the containment completely failed and the explosion destroyed cars, homes, and injured 17-19 people (I’ve seen different reports with different numbers), a couple of whom were in critical condition but it sounds like everyone survived.
The LAPD then had the audacity to tweet that they didn’t know what caused the explosion when it was them who caused the explosion, intentionally, and we know because they called the media so that everybody could see them do it.
In summary, the LAPD wanted to show off/justify their ridiculous budget but their expensive toy was a dud and so they ended up bombing a poor Black neighborhood (because they would never risk this in a white neighborhood) and don’t want to admit it.
is 10lbs of explosives a lot? I thought fireworks were relatively underpowered, that scene looks crazy
10bs of consumer grade fireworks isn’t a lot if you’re setting them off one by one. But if they were irresponsible enough to store them all close together while a few were igniting, the heat from the first few would be enough to immediately ignite several pounds of gunpowder all at once.
https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1410828108891107337
i learned that in the original version of The Princess and The Frog, by the Brothers Grimm, the princess does not kiss the frog to turn it into a prince but rather throws the frog at a wall as hard as she can which breaks the curse on the frog and turns it back into a prince (x)
The princess woke up and chose violence
“but aces are only 1% of the population!”
okay, do you have a friend who:
has green eyes (2% of the world’s population)
has red hair (1-2% of the world’s population)
regularly watches anime (~3.5% of the world’s population)
is vegan (.5-3% of the world’s population)
has a phd (1.1% of the world’s population that has been to university)
knows how to code (.5% of the world’s population)
can dunk a basketball on a regulation sized hoop (1% of the world population)
lives in california (.5% of the world’s population)
the chances are pretty damn good you know someone in an above group. i’ll admit, the numbers aren’t perfect. but just think about it. what are the odds you know someone who is ace?
especially when more and more people are realizing they’re aspec due to more visibility
When people talk about a whole number percentage of the population, I think they often forget just how many people that is. There are BILLIONS of humans on Earth. Even 1% is an enormous amount of people.
And as a slightly different exercise for getting people to grasp what “one percent of people” means: do you know a hundred people? Two hundred? More? Congratulations, there’s an excellent chance you already know an ace person.
cross posted from my insta but here i am ranting about the tuskens again
also, disclaimer, some arabic sources i was reading mentioned only bedouin inspiration, while others in english mentioned both bedouin and imazighen inspiration
(tags via @withdrawnheart)
ok yes, this is such an important point???
like, these people literally invited the them onto their lands, let them stay in and film inside their family homes, and lost business and were economically impacted due to filming, but still extended the most gracious hospitality imaginable - only to be treated like trash and depicted in such a disgusting way
that, to me, is unforgivable
adding this too because it’s another good point
every single time i see jokes or memes making fun of the Tuskens or making jokes that rely on portraying them as savages or barbarians, it just feels like another slap to the face.
like that type of casual humor, when it’s at the expense of an entire cultural group, just isn’t funny and feeds in to a very long history of oppression, racism, and colonialism
fandom: if your jokes and memes are building off of real world racist stereotypes? they aren’t worth sharing
Today I learned
Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE.
Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music on HOOPLA.
Free music that you can KEEP on FREEGAL
You are PAYING for all this with your tax money - USE THEM. Most likely systems will have all 3 or 2 out of 3, so if you aren’t sure call your local library’s reference/information desk and how you can get set-up or started.
Hey, highkey from a library worker:
Overdrive has a new mobile app called LIBBY I find it easier to use. It’s the same content as Overdrive just better for mobile. Overdrive and Libby both let you send items to your kindle as well.
Can confirm Overdrive is amazing.
I work in the largest library system in my state (17 branches in total).
I use it not only for ebooks, but movies as well.
Other FREE resources to check with your library for are:
Freegal Music (download and keep music, including current music)
Hoopla Digital (borrow ebooks, e-audiobooks, e-graphic novels, stream movies)
Kanopy (stream movies; also available on Roku!)
Axis360 (usually hot or just released ebooks)
If you don’t have a library card…
GET ONE!
If someone says libraries are a thing of the past…
BOOP THEM IN THE NOSE WITH YOUR KINDLE!
Don’t discount libraries as “quiet” places.
THEY ARE ALIVE!!!
THEY ARE LOUD!!!
THEY ARE YOUR DOORWAYS TO KNOWLEDGE!!
Libraries are GREAT.
Also, when you borrow a book from a library, it generates a tiny payment for the author. Every 6 months or so, @dduane and I get money deposited in our bank accounts; it’s not much, but it’s enough to pay for a utility bill or an order of groceries.
I’d light racists on fire, but burning trash is illegal here.
12th June 2016 - 5 years ago today 💔🏳️🌈
I wish i could find this one article written in I believe the 90’s that went under the radar on abortion. The author said that the “life” arguments are basically useless on either side and what actually matters is that humans shouldn’t have a right to use other human bodies as a resource without consent no matter how alive or sentient they are, even if they’re on the brink of death you have the right to deny them access to you. It probably was too radical for pro-choice activists back in those days but like…that’s the most robust arguement lol so we need 2 being that back and dead the pontifications and splitting hairs about “life” in my honest onion
I found it. Actually, it was written in the 70’s. She was way ahead of the curve.
The article is ‘A Defense of Abortion’ by Judith Jarvis Thomson. Essential reading!
http://spot.colorado.edu/~heathwoo/Phil160,Fall02/thomson.htm
I’m still tickled by that “OP is an asshole who probably would get along GREAT with crypto assholes” like my dude half of my friends are hackers and IDK if you know this but being kind of shitty to each other while committing crimes and lying to strangers is just how hackers bond.
I married a dude who threatened to sink the houseboat of a person who was DDoSing his server. My spouse first asked me out after watching me get in a fight with a meth dealer.
There’s a reason I call us “bastards.”
(the dog is pretty sweet but she IS full of murder)
One time some of my friends were bored at a con so they covered one of our buddies in fake blood and carried him through the con thrashing and screaming like they’d beaten the shit out of him just to scare other con-goers. My friends, in this scenario, were the con security. After that we hung out in the goon room and I made them all pancakes. It was a pretty good time.
“I’m bored, let’s do something illegal” and
“I’m bored, let’s figure out a prank,” and
“I’m bored, let’s go trespassing,” and
“I’m bored, let’s go blow something up,” and
“I’m bored, let’s freak out hotel security,” and
“I’m bored, let’s scare the shit out of whoever else is having a con right now” is pretty much the best part of every con and it’s pretty much all of every con if you’re hanging out with the right people.
You know what’s a great thing to do at a con? Infiltrate the herbalife conference happening in the same hotel and replace all the “investment” pamphlets with pamphlets you stole from a nearby college’s health center.
You know what’s fun to do at a con? See who can get kicked out of the Catholic Singles meet-up the fastest.
You know what’s fun to do at a con? Change the hotel ATM greeting message to “Welcome to the Danger Zone.”
You know what’s fun to do at a con? Snooping traffic from attendees and projecting their info onto the Wall of Sheep.
Are we assholes? YES.
The answer is “me” by the way. I can get kicked out of the Catholic Singles meet-up the fastest, but winning (or losing) that game DOES NOT COUNT when you’re kicked out over dress code because the dress code for women is skirts only and the dress code for men is “oh god please we want to get married and have kids so badly we don’t care if you show up in a bathrobe and bunny ears just have a pulse and a job and functional reproductive organs”
Side note: Catholic singles conferences are FUCKING TERRIFYING.
Here is a fun fact, which is simply a fact that is fun that I do not recommend using under any circumstances or condone applying to any situations you might encounter:
ATMs that you see at hotels and convenience stores and so on that aren’t, like, specifically affiliated with a bank - well those are typically set up along the same lines as vending machines. A company places the ATM and splits the fee with the store/hotel or pays rent to put the ATM there and collects all the fees.
About 30% of these ATMs use the factory default password, which will not get you access to customer information or money inside the machine, but which WILL allow you to access the settings for things like the home screen or the info screen that describes the fee cost of the machine. You can change these settings from the terminal and if you have a USB drive with some small, 2-color PNGs on them you may even be able to add some images from that folder.
I just think that’s neat. It’s a fact. That is fun.
The first con I went to happened to have a high school prom booked for the ballroom the same night we were there and I happened to be 18 years old so we took up a collection and bought me a forty dollar clearance prom dress with the goal of getting me to the prom and having me essentially rickroll the prom with a kind-of-broken ipod connected to a quarter inch adapter and a twenty foot cable that I had hidden under the skirt of the prom dress (hide the ipod under a nearby table, press play, sneakily coil the cable in the mess of power cords and input cables on the back of the PA, “trip” over the power cable to create a distraction, swap inputs while the DJ was fixing the power, make my escape before anyone noticed the extra cable or found the hidden ipod - we were able to practice because they had the same sound system in the ballroom as in the conference room).
Well, I managed to talk my way into the prom with no ticket or student ID but the rest of the plan was thwarted by the fact that it’s hard to hijack a live mariachi band.
It was better than my senior prom, in any case.
One time one of the cons lined up with a dart-throwing competition and I don’t know if you know this but competitive dart throwers can be. Well. Kind of assholes.
In some ways that was fine, because we’re assholes too, and at the bars and whatever it was fun to roughhouse and yell with them.
But then I get into an elevator with these drunk dart throwers and one of them is REALLY aggro and talking about how he hates these fucking nerds, let’s go scare the shit out of them, pencilneck blah blah blah and he hits the button for my floor and I’m like OKAY well so this is probably not great but then the elevator doors open and Large Bastard is there in the middle of the hallway with a bunch of hackers who are all comparing the highcap mags they picked up from the gun store while Large Bastard is shouting “Does this grenade make my ass look fat?” while wearing like. Probably nine or so grenades on a belt and the drunk dart dude is just STARING and another guy hits “close doors” and they ride back down to the lobby and I get out with them and take the stairs back up and now “does this grenade make my ass look fat” is one of the things Large Bastard and I say to each other when we’re planning on doing something that is probably stupid but also probably funny.
I mean, they were just smoke grenades but the drunk dart dude didn’t know that.
Here is a fact that is JUST a fact that you should learn and internalize: NEVER, EVER use the ATMs at any hotel in a city where a hacker con is happening. Like, if you’re twenty blocks away it’s probably okay but seriously just come with cash or get a cab to take you to a branch of your bank.
Also don’t use the internet provided by the hotel or the conference at a hacker con; the best advice is to actually not use the internet, your cellphone, any bluetooth devices, or tech in general at a hacker con unless it’s something you’re using for a contest that you don’t mind seeing destroyed.
But once I tethered my SideKick to my MacBook to email a PDF of a page to my boss because I had a deadline and there is something that just feels very nostalgic and silly about sending a newspaper page via an SMS-based internet service while at DefCon.
Leanne Franson
the happy ending