Just A Bunch Of Stuff

hi.

[dateamonster]

Any monsters you wouldn’t date?

republicans

[lokisuggestion]

stop posting my chemical romance?

Suck my balls and taint from the back?

[spectralshrimp]

[lady-raziel]

i love paying for education

[selki]

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[basketcasemp3]

me: *is anxious about not having a job*

me: *is anxious about having a job*

me: cool

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dojahcats]

How is this even a real show

[teenagerposts]

from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy.

[vici0us]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

Fun fact: Crisco was such a commonly used lube by gay men in the 70s that there was an entire ballroom scene nightclub called the Crisco Disco in New York City which had a DJ booth constructed out of a giant Crisco container.

[valarie-solanas]

I’m just wondering if it was actually safe to use as lube…..

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

It absolutely is! Crisco is a vegetable oil, which means it’s safe to use, even with condoms (whereas baby oil and petroleum jelly destroys latex and can cause irritation and infection).

[gaslightgallows]

And it’s kosher!

[deadgodjess]

This looks like the pitch for the most progressive crisco ad ever and frankly win.

[delicatelytoobear]

“Crisco, you can fuck with it!”

[gaslightgallows]

“Ritually pure for both dairy AND meat!”

[studthismuffin]

The kind of history deserving of knowing

[yuri-librarian]

[1man2hands]

[prideprejudce]

the parallel park one FUCK

[toastbutteregg]

this is my life in summary

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

[like-10-bees]

I love :

1. How you can hear them all trying not to laugh

2. The shear amount of friends he had to get together to make this

3. The one who goes “you want a cripe sanberry?”

[funereal-disease]

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen