[milfelina]

[probablytart]

Ok... but what if the tumblr icon chain was a caterpillar...

This came to me in a vision when I was stimming with the icons on my phone.

[littleguysdaily]

I think you should be running this show tbh

[cybermanes]

I think if I had a wife and she asked me to do something I’d do it

[yurucamp]

roadkill angel

[gardengnosticator]

using my one wish willow to make all cigarettes healthy and yummy for people

[asoi00]

[baphies-prime]

marrying a cis man was a mistake

marrying a cis man was a mistake

marrying a cis man was a mistake

i ruined my own life, i guess. he surely takes no accountability for 2 dwi's or how low he's made me feel over the years we've been married, telling me maybe he'd less like this if i'd jerked him off every once in a while.

[isabelopaque]

When nobody else was remember who was there for you at your lowest. That's right. Completely and absolutely dogshit music

[guiltfactory]

i can understand any kink. i can break down and rationalize every fetish.

[gnawing-suspicion]

[spider-shoes]

substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished

[insomniac-jay]

"You better not be serving looks and flexing your aura when I get there."

Teppu characters:

[liahelvetica]

see if i describe teppu as a martial arts manga nobody cares but when i say it's a tale of a sadistic lesbian and her path to unpack her childhood trauma by beating the shit out of her crush then peoples' heads turn

[revoltinggirl-urethra]

[yellow-cat]

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

[pmamtraveller]

A Water Baby, by Herbert James Draper (1900)

[vansnecropolis]

Some hellraiser from a while ago

[periwinklefemur]

POV: Your roommate takes you to Vegas, hoping to win big after your student loan gets rescinded. However, you are down to your last dollar and don't feel like gambling anymore: