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@barbaragordonspeaks
Oh my goodness
@barbaragordonspeaks I’m so happy I found you. You’re one of the most brilliant minds of the 21st century, maybe you could help Querl and I with our little um… situation
Let me guess, your stuck in the 21st century tryin to save a pal of yours and you need to get back to the 31st century, am I right?
Um yes you are, do you think you could help us?
Mmmmaybe. How badly broken is it?
Oh my goodness
@barbaragordonspeaks I’m so happy I found you. You’re one of the most brilliant minds of the 21st century, maybe you could help Querl and I with our little um… situation
Let me guess, your stuck in the 21st century tryin to save a pal of yours and you need to get back to the 31st century, am I right?
Jason Todd Gets A Sex Change
Not even kidding, I was walking home and I heard some shout, “Death to the Joker!” and I whipped my head so fast to see who it was -
I didn’t see them, but their voice was oddly feminine, so my first thought was, “Did Jason get a sex change?”
@barbaragordonspeaks was that you, or did i start a mobement?
Could’ve been me, it’s not like I have a vendetta against him for paralyzing me and trying to drive my father insane, but who knows.
You are valid babs.
Also, would you like a “kill joker 2k18” shirt? I had like a thousand made
I’ll take 200 thank you very much
wow well aren’t you a great detective
@dickgrayson-speaks
Steph: Tim and Kon, sittin in a tree.
Dick: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Kon: for the last time, Tim and I have never made out!
Tim: It was just mouth-to-mouth!
Steph: wait
Tim: oops
Dick: are you saying that you have put your mouth on Kon’s?
Damian: don’t be vulgar, Grayson
Tim: yeah, okay, Kon SAVING MY LIFE is not making out
Cass: awww, you save each other!
Kon: we’re teammates. it’s what we do.
Cassie: he never gave ME mouth-to-mouth….
Kon: you never needed it!
Duke: how do you….even know mouth-to-mouth?
Kon: all heroes should know it!
Kara: yeah okay but who taught you?
Kon: I learned in the Teen Titans
Cassie: Teen Titans never taught me….just saying…
Kon: stop being gross!
Dick: Are you saying that being gay is gross, because if so, I am very disappointed in you–
Kon: THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID
Jason: ’s what it sounded like
Tim: Kon calling people who are gay gross would be hypocritical
Steph: and why is that, Timbo?
Tim: uh
Kon: I’m bi, okay?????
Kara: interesting. And how does Tim know this?
Tim: we’re friends. We talk.
Steph: let me guess. It’s 3 am, neither of you can sleep, Kon creeps into Tim’s room–
Kara: Kon sits on the end of Tim’s bed, they stare into each other’s eyes–
Cassie: Kon says, softly, staring at the moonlight lighting up Tim’s face–
Duke: “I’m bi, Tim.”
Dick: “Bi….for YOU.”
Tim: THAT NEVER HAPPENED
Steph: sureeeeeeee it didn’t
Donna: that’s how Dick came out as pan to me
Dick: sort of. I mean, I didn’t say I was pan for her, but there was the moonlight, and the beds, and the 3 am part–
Damian: that never happened, Grayson
Donna: oh yeah it did, punk
Jon: I wish I had a friend I was that close to
Kara: why, Jonno? you got something to tell us?
Jon: No! I just wish I had a good friend…
Steph: Damian, you’re such a terrible person, look at his little face
Damian: how is this about me, now? I thought we were talking about Drake and the clone!
Cass: we can talk about both
Jon: no, no, it’s not Damian’s fault–
Jason: that he’s a little punk? yeah, it is
Damian: can we please go back to talking about Drake and the clone’s mating habits?
Tim: JAY HOW DID YOU COME OUT AS BI?
Jason: walked up to the guy, made out with him, and said “hey, Roy, I’m bi” and he said, “That’s funny, your pants were saying–”
Kara: OKAY JASON THERE ARE SMALL EARS HERE
Damian: Danvers is right, nobody wants to hear about you and Harper’s disgusting habits
Steph: right, let’s talk about CASS and Harper’s disgusting habits!
Cass: Harper Row is the most beautiful girl to ever exist.
Steph, Tim, Kara, Dick: awwwwwwww
Duke: this doesn’t mean you’re off the hook, Timberly
Tim: suRE IT DOES!!!
Cass: no, I’m pretty sure we never learned where Kon learned CPR
Kon: Tim taught me, okay????????????????
Dick: I KNEW IT!!!
Steph: did you make out??
Kara: was it romantic??
Tim: NO!! We used a dummy, just like how we learned it with Batman!
Cass: oh
Donna: boring
Cassie: I expected more from you
Barbara: If it helps, I found footage of them on a rooftop last week….
Tim: NO NO NO
Kon: THAT NEVER HAPPENED
Steph: BABS MY HERO LET ME SEE
Tim: NOOOOOOOO
[everything descends into chaos]
Bruce: You asked why we never have family get-togethers, Clark. This. This is why.
Clark: I’ll admit I wasn’t, uh, expecting that. At all.
Diana, eating popcorn: I was!
@royharper-speaks @dickgrayson-speaks @cassandracainspeaks @timdrakespeaks @dianaprincespeaks @damianwaynespeaks @jonkent-speaks @stephaniebrownspeaks @barbaragordonspeaks
Of course they’re together. There’s no other possible explanation.
I literally have physical evidence of it, so yeah they definitely are.
Jason Todd Gets A Sex Change
Not even kidding, I was walking home and I heard some shout, “Death to the Joker!” and I whipped my head so fast to see who it was -
I didn’t see them, but their voice was oddly feminine, so my first thought was, “Did Jason get a sex change?”
@barbaragordonspeaks was that you, or did i start a mobement?
Could’ve been me, it’s not like I have a vendetta against him for paralyzing me and trying to drive my father insane, but who knows.
@jasontoddspeaks
Girlfriends that kick butt
Cass is clearly visibly upset and confused that her mom interrupted her date and is trying to act young.
(Seriously though, this looks REALLY nice!)
Uhm excuse me but I had to make sure there was no funny business, plus I am totally still with the cool kids @cassandracainspeaks @stephaniebrownspeaks
Tim Drake: We lost Damian!
Dick Grayson: How did you lose him?
Jason Todd: Give us a break. He’s like two inches tall.
@timdrakespeaks @jasontoddspeaks @dickgrayson-speaks @damianwaynespeaks
Damian: Todd, I need you to drive me to meet Jon.
Jason: I thought you were grounded? What did Bruce say?
Damian: He said I couldn’t go.
Jason: Then why would I let you??
Damian: He’s not the boss of you.
Jason: [internally] this is a trap this is a trap this is a tr
You know you want to, Todd @jasontoddspeaks
wait is that how you get into my house? jason drives you?
No comment.
I am weak to challenges
Hello weak to challenges, I’m Dad!
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@barbaragordonspeaks @timdrakespeaks okay, which ome of you is dadbot?
They’re unto us, SCRAM @timdrakespeaks
A plus side of being able to know everything and everyone one is I’m always up to date on the latest memes
Tim Drake is a valid human being, pass it on
He’s valid, but also a coffee addict and a disaster @timdrakespeaks
True, but still a great friend
Tim Drake you is smart you is important
Bruce told me I’m babysitting you tonight so we’re going to chucky cheese, no complaints @damianwaynespeaks
Why? Isn’t that place for kids?
No, it’s a training ground for kids that’ll up their sniping and combat skills, also the pizza’s cheap so that’s a plus
… Do they have vegetarian options?
Listen bud, I’m not gonna buy you food unless it’s god damn pizza. I ain’t paying for no rabbit food
Hey can I come? I’m sure they do little bird 😁
Only if you don’t flirt with Barb
I’m not going to flirt with her little bird
We’ll just stick him in the petting zoo
Yes crush me with those muscle thighs - Not Babs
Why crush you when I could lift you
That works too I guess
Bruce told me I’m babysitting you tonight so we’re going to chucky cheese, no complaints @damianwaynespeaks
Why? Isn’t that place for kids?
No, it’s a training ground for kids that’ll up their sniping and combat skills, also the pizza’s cheap so that’s a plus
… Do they have vegetarian options?
Listen bud, I’m not gonna buy you food unless it’s god damn pizza. I ain’t paying for no rabbit food
Hey can I come? I’m sure they do little bird 😁
Family field trip! @jasontoddspeaks @timdrakespeaks pack your bags boys we goin to Chuck E. Cheese
Bruce told me I’m babysitting you tonight so we’re going to chucky cheese, no complaints @damianwaynespeaks
Why? Isn’t that place for kids?
No, it’s a training ground for kids that’ll up their sniping and combat skills, also the pizza’s cheap so that’s a plus
… Do they have vegetarian options?
Listen bud, I’m not gonna buy you food unless it’s god damn pizza. I ain’t paying for no rabbit food
