Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! she/her ♥︎

Mostly incorrect Beetlejuice quotes :)

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beetlejuice: What did I teach you about shooting people?

Lydia: How, you taught me how.

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Lydia to Beetlejuice (or the opposite honestly): The hospital called. Your test results came back positive. You're a stage five dumbass.

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Barbara: My favorite B word? Barbara. *gasp* Bible! Blessings!! Blueberries.

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*Everyone is giving advice to Lydia*

Delia: It's okay to ask for help.

Adam: You're not a burden.

BJ: Murder is okay.

Barbara: Your feelings matter.

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long time no see..

It’s been a while and I might revive this page! I need a favor, does anybody know where I can watch Rachel Bay Jones’ Tony Award win/speech ?

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THIS IS LATE BUT BEETLEJUICE IS BACK!!!!

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barbara: Adam and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Adam: Sentences!

Barb: Don’t interrupt me.

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Barbara: On a scale of one to ten, how lonely are you?

Beetlejuice: it stops at 10?

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Delia: Am I cool or what?

Lydia: what.

Delia: I said am I cool or what?

Lydia: yeah I know I heard you

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BJ: my only talent is being stress

Lydia: don’t you mean stressed

BJ: no.

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BJ: It's not that children make me uncomfortable, it's just that... why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle!

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Delia: You know Lydia, it wouldn’t hurt to just be a little positive! maybe even change up a sentence or two?

*later*

Lydia: I hope you get hit by a semi.

[remembers what Delia said)

Lydia: I hope you get hit by a semi…… and live.

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BJ: [stands up and walks to the kitchen] alright, time to get the body out of the freezer.

Charles: wHAT

Lydia: [pulls out turkey from the freezer] what?

Barbara: oh thank god.

Charles: please NEVER say it like that again.

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Lydia: “it costs nothing to be kind” sometimes it costs my fucking sanity, Delia.

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Delia: Promise me. I want you to raise your right hand and say, "May Destiny's Child break up if I commit one more felony.”

Beetlejuice: … pick another group.

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Beetlejuice: i’ve done nothing wrong.

Beetlejuice: besides all of my atrocities.

Beetlejuice: other than that i’m completely innocent!

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Lydia: Beetlejuice, you’ll be working with Adam and Barbara

BJ: Alright! my fantasy threesome!

Lydia:

Charles:

Delia:

Adam:

Barbara:

BJ: …of a group of people working together.