beetlejuice: What did I teach you about shooting people?
Lydia: How, you taught me how.

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beetlejuice: What did I teach you about shooting people?
Lydia: How, you taught me how.
Lydia to Beetlejuice (or the opposite honestly): The hospital called. Your test results came back positive. You're a stage five dumbass.
Barbara: My favorite B word? Barbara. *gasp* Bible! Blessings!! Blueberries.
*Everyone is giving advice to Lydia*
Delia: It's okay to ask for help.
Adam: You're not a burden.
BJ: Murder is okay.
Barbara: Your feelings matter.
long time no see..
It’s been a while and I might revive this page! I need a favor, does anybody know where I can watch Rachel Bay Jones’ Tony Award win/speech ?
THIS IS LATE BUT BEETLEJUICE IS BACK!!!!
barbara: Adam and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Adam: Sentences!
Barb: Don’t interrupt me.
Barbara: On a scale of one to ten, how lonely are you?
Beetlejuice: it stops at 10?
Delia: Am I cool or what?
Lydia: what.
Delia: I said am I cool or what?
Lydia: yeah I know I heard you
BJ: my only talent is being stress
Lydia: don’t you mean stressed
BJ: no.
BJ: It's not that children make me uncomfortable, it's just that... why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle!
Delia: You know Lydia, it wouldn’t hurt to just be a little positive! maybe even change up a sentence or two?
*later*
Lydia: I hope you get hit by a semi.
[remembers what Delia said)
Lydia: I hope you get hit by a semi…… and live.
BJ: [stands up and walks to the kitchen] alright, time to get the body out of the freezer.
Charles: wHAT
Lydia: [pulls out turkey from the freezer] what?
Barbara: oh thank god.
Charles: please NEVER say it like that again.
Lydia: “it costs nothing to be kind” sometimes it costs my fucking sanity, Delia.
Delia: Promise me. I want you to raise your right hand and say, "May Destiny's Child break up if I commit one more felony.”
Beetlejuice: … pick another group.
Beetlejuice: i’ve done nothing wrong.
Beetlejuice: besides all of my atrocities.
Beetlejuice: other than that i’m completely innocent!
Lydia: Beetlejuice, you’ll be working with Adam and Barbara
BJ: Alright! my fantasy threesome!
Lydia:
Charles:
Delia:
Adam:
Barbara:
BJ: …of a group of people working together.