Hi, I'm Negan.

All right, listen. Don't any of you do that again. I will shut that shit down, no exceptions. First one's free. It's an emotional moment, I get it.

[barbaric-power-blog]

[It makes me a little sad seeing so much hate for the show now. I understand some of the reasons people stopped watching, but wishing it would get cancelled, calling it the worst show...why? Let people enjoy things, don’t wish for something to get cancelled just because you may not like it anymore. I agree some of the things Gimple has done really sucks and should not have been done, but I’m still enjoying the show. Am I the only one?

Also, all the hate Negan gets. How the show went downhill when he was introduced. It sucks to read things like that. I love Negan and I’m not going to feel bad for saying that. He’s my favorite, honestly. Is that bad? I dunno...He makes the show fun and interesting for me and I’ve been a fan of JDM for years so to see him in a role like this? I love it! Some of the things happening lately does make me roll my eyes or might bore me a little because it can drag on or seem repetitive, and some things have made me upset, but as a whole, I still enjoy the show. Just me? ]

[barbaric-power-blog]

❛ We’re not too far gone. We get to come back. ❜

“Come back from what?” He scoffed, looking around him. “Look around you, Rick. Look at the fuckin’ world we live in! People have their ways of survivin’ and this? This is mine. This is the Saviors way of survivin’. I’d say I’m pretty fuckin’ sane. Nothing really to come back from.” He swung Lucille over his other shoulder, inches away from Rick’s body as he did so. “So please enlighten the fuck out of me. What is there to come back from?” 

[barbaric-power-blog]

When you want to make an episode based starter call, but you can’t because your character IS A LITTLE TIED UP RIGHT NOW.

Ba dum tsh.

No? Just me. Okay. 

Anywaaaay, hello, hi! Still here, but just a reminder this blog is low activity so I get on here when I can/have muse, I apologize. I missed Negan last night so I look forward to the next episode. I can just imagine it when/if he gets back to the Saviors. “I was a little fuckin’ tied up while all this shit went down. Excuse the fuck outta me!” Or something sassy like that. :’)

[cerseilannister]

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[devotedecay]

❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 

[vaememes]

*  the  walking  dead  prompts.

nsfw   and   triggering   themes   and   mentions   may   be   present,   such   as   blood,   gore,   murder,   death.

❛ It happened. Now it’s done. You live with it or it eats you up. ❜

❛ My people have guns. Yours don’t. ❜

❛ You keep choosing this life, you will die. ❜

❛ If you have to eat shit, best not to nibble. ❜

❛ They don’t attack this place. They don’t kill us. ❜

❛ Most of the people here don’t even know how to fight, even if we had ammo. ❜

❛ We need food. You have it. We’re willing to work for it. ❜

❛ Confrontation’s never been something we’ve had trouble with. ❜

❛ Y'all are worse than a bunch of evangelical second graders. ❜

❛ I’m still me, but better. I lost everything and it made me stronger. ❜

❛ I killed so that I could live. I stopped counting when I hit double digits. ❜

❛ You wanna make today your last day on Earth? ❜

❛ What if it’s the last day on Earth for you? Or someone you love? ❜

❛ I’m a sinner. I sin almost every day.  ❜

❛ It was a sanctuary. People came and took this place. ❜

❛ I’ve been bitten, you stupid pricks! I’m tainted meat! ❜

❛ We can walk away, and we will never cross paths again! ❜

❛ Nightmares end. They shouldn’t end who you are. ❜

❛ The second it isn’t, the second we lose sight of that, it’s all over.. ❜

❛ We’re all gonna die and you let this happen for nothing. ❜

❛ Welcome to the human race, asshole. ❜

❛ You’re not the person people think you are. ❜

❛ Why don’t you say what’s really on your mind? ❜

❛ Some days, I don’t know what the hell to think. ❜

❛ You had no idea what you were talking about, did you? Did you?! ❜

❛ You hear me? I’m not giving up! People like me– people like me, they can live. ❜

❛ I like it here. I like the people. But… they’re weak, and I don’t want us to get weak too. ❜

❛ Yeah, you used to be somebody’s, huh? Now you’re just yours. ❜

❛ You know, everyone’s been through it somehow. Everyone. ❜

❛ I met a lot of bad people out here doing a lot of bad shit. ❜

❛ The evidence seems to go in that direction. ❜

❛ You well know that I’m not combat ready or even for that matter combat inclined. ❜

❛ God, you’re really that much of a coward? ❜

❛ It’s their world. We’re just living in it. ❜

❛ You don’t go outside those walls anymore. Not by yourself, not with anyone else. ❜

❛ It’s gonna get people killed. It’s already gotten people killed. ❜

❛ Play your cards right, maybe you don’t have to die. ❜

❛ Things don’t get better because you– you want them to. ❜

❛ Starting right now, we have to live in the real world. ❜

❛ When you care about people, hurt is kind of part of the package. ❜

❛ I’m gonna take a group out. Best not waste any more time. ❜

❛ When I fell on my ass, they should have just left me out there. ❜

❛ Everything we’ve been working so hard to keep out, it found its way in. ❜

❛ Everybody makes it, till they don’t. ❜

❛ I killed two people and you haven’t said a word about it. ❜

❛ You can’t think forever. Sooner or later, you’ve got to make a move.. ❜

❛ I mean, what the hell is going on in this cabin? Were they storing those biters? ❜

❛ I could use a vacation. Get away. Just for a weekend. ❜

❛ Is this what you want? Is this what any one of you want? ❜

❛ Now you put down your weapons, walk through those gates you’re one of us. ❜

❛ Get in your cars, get your guns. We go in, kill them all! ❜

❛ I’m a piece of shit. Why would you want my help? ❜

❛ I’m sorry. I’m not very good at making boys your age laugh. ❜

❛ So you tell me how in the holy hell did you possibly kill this truck? ❜

❛ We’re not too far gone. We get to come back. ❜

[vaememes]

fuck sentence starters.

’ i dont know if i need a hug or to fuck. ’ ’ you know what? fuck this shit. ’ ’ are you out of your fucking mind? ’ ’ do i look like i give a fuck? ’ ’ i wish i had a fuck to spare but i don’t. ’ ’ you’re fucking stupid, honestly. ’ ’ you know what, fuck you dude. ’ ’ fuck you right back. ’ ’ you did not just say that, you fucker. ’ ’ what do you think i am, just a fuck? ’ ’ i’m just another fuck to you, huh? ’ ’ i really just want to fuck right now. ’ ’ please stop using fuck in every sentence. ’ ’ you use the word ‘fuck’ a lot, you know. ’ ’ you are a fucktard but a cute fucktard. ’ ’ you have lost every bit of my fucking respect. ’ ’ if you say ‘fuck’ one more time, i swear. ’ ’ do you wanna fuck or what? ’ ’ someone else wanted to fuck you? ’ ’ please stop telling me about your fucks. ’ ’ do you ever not go around and fuck? ’ ’ all you do is eat, sleep and fuck. ’ ’ seriously, how to you stand to fuck that much? ’ ’ did you fuck anyone last night? ’ ’ i know i’m a good fuck, so whatever. ’ ’ i will fuck you up, don’t even try. ’ ’ don’t get fucked up today. ’ ’ you will get fucked up if you don’t shut up. ’ ’ what did you just fucking say to me? ’ ’ why don’t you fuck off? ’ ’ seriously, fuck you. ’ ’ fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. ’

[barbaric-power-blog]

Bad touch reversed 'Slapping your muse across the face' |I need this to be a thing because just because...|

One would think Negan would be thoroughly pissed off that he’d just been slapped, but the grin that pulled at his lips showed otherwise. “Damn!” He brought his hand up to rub his cheek where he was struck, a laugh falling from his lips and his eyes shining. “You’ve got quite the swing! Anyone ever tell you that? Or am I just the lucky one experience it?” He grinned at her, hand rubbing his cheek which made the stinging sensation a little worse, but damn, if he wasn’t at least a little turned on right now. “Good with a gun and her hands. You’d be fuckin’ useful here if you just give this place a chance.”

[beaniesandmachetes-arc]

barbaric-power:

@beaniesandmachetes

“Well, hoooly shit. If it ain’t Jacoby!” Negan announced with a dramatic gesture, Lucille up in the air. “Been a while kid. How’s the Hilltop life treatin’ you? Boring as shit, am I right?” 

    IT’S NOT OFTEN THAT Jacoby can find someone around the same height as him and when he does it can be quite intimidating.  Negan stands level with him and the bat only stands to make the man more threatening, but Jake knows that its the number of men around Negan that makes him lethal. He stands tall with arms folded over his chest. “Boring is pretty fine to me. These days all I can ask for is the quiet because it means that nothings coming at me.”

[barbaric-power-blog]

“Nothing coming at you?” That made Negan laugh a bit, glancing behind him and gesturing all around him with his arms, Lucille securely in his hand. “There is always something comin’ at you. Be it me,” He placed his hand on his chest, then gestured behind him. “My men, or those fuckers out there!” He pointed to the walkers in the distance, giving them a little wave for humor. “But as long as you and your people keep supplyin’ for me, you won’t have to worry about us coming at you. Ain’t that right, Jacoby?” He gave him a shit eating grin, leaning forward a little bit. Negan knew Jacoby would know exactly what he was talking about. “Don’t want us to have to send another message, right?”

[barbaric-power-blog]

“Son of a bitch!” Negan shouted as he angrily swung Lucille at a pile of junk sitting beside him on a table. “The kid fuckin’ died and it’s all because of his stupid ass father! Couldn’t keep him safe.” He swung again, spewing curse words in the process. Oh, he was pissed. But more than anything? He was hurt. He was disappointed. He was devastated.  “Get this shit cleaned up. I need a moment alone.” With that, he left the workers to themselves, entering the building and slamming the door behind him before making his way up to his room. 

[behindtheireyes]

Lucille was sitting on the bed she shared with Negan folding laundry, a task she used to hate but now found oddly calming, when he walked into their room.  The smile she had for him quickly died on her lips when she saw the expression on his face, they’d been married long enough for her to know that something had happened.  Something that shook the normally strong man to his core.

“What’s wrong? Are our people alright? There wasn’t another attack was there?”  Standing up Lucille quickly made her way over to Negan and cupped his face in her hands, “Babe… .what happened?”

@barbaric-power

[barbaric-power-blog]

His eyes fell on Lucille the moment he walked into their room, almost wishing she wasn’t in here with him right now only because he hated her seeing him like this, but at the same time, it felt...good. Because he could let his walls down around her, he could let her in, let her comfort him, and do the same for her. And damn, she was good at figuring out when something was wrong. Though, it wasn’t too difficult to figure it out this time given how he stormed into their room and slammed the door behind him.

“The fuckin’ prick, Rick.” He started, jaw clenching just saying his name. “His son...Carl, he...” He could feel his eyes watering, but he tried willing them away. He was devastated over Carl’s death, but he was fucking livid, too. “He died. Bit by a fucking walker, Lucille! God dammit!” He cursed loudly and tossed Lucille (his bat) at the dresser behind him, running a hand down his face while taking a deep breath. This fucking sucked. It was shitty as fuck and Negan was not happy. 

[selinakylebat]

[barbaric-power-blog]

Gunpoint

“How many times, Rick?” Negan asked, finger right on the trigger with the gun pointed right at his head; right between his eyes. “How many times are we going to do this fuckin’ dance? Over and over, back and forth. It’s getting pretty fuckin’ tiresome!” His voice became louder and his feet took him closer to the other man, but not too close. “Your people will continue to die if you keep up with this stupid ass rebellion; you’re the problem here. Not me, not my people, you are. Don’t you fuckin’ get that yet!? I thought you were smart, but really, you’re dumb as shit! So what’s it going to take, huh?” He cocked the gun and lowered it just a little, no longer aiming for his head, but instead aiming for his hand. Then down to his knee, then his crotch, and finally his shoulder. “Clearly killing your people ain’t doing shit, so maybe I gotta change my direction a bit here.” 

[vhsmeme]

* hurt prompts

‘ are you bleeding? ’

‘ take it easy. you hit your head. ’

‘ where does it hurt? ’ 

‘ sit still and let me take a look! ’

‘ how did you get that black eye? ’ 

‘ you should see the other guy. ’ 

‘ did i say you could get out of bed? ’

‘ that’s going to leave a bruise. ’

‘ i’ll get some ice. ’ 

‘ that’s what you get for picking fights. ’

‘ are you trying to give me a heart attack? ’

‘ what’s wrong with you? ’

‘ you can barely stand. ’

‘ did you throw the first punch? ’

‘ that’s a nasty bump. ’

‘ get in the car. you’re going to the hospital. ’

‘ at least bandage it. ’ 

‘ no, you’ll get an infection. ’ 

‘ wet floor signs are there for a reason, you know. ’

‘ you’re lucky. that icicle could’ve killed you. ’

‘ where’s your gratitude? i rescued you! ’

‘ i’m calling the nurse. ’

‘ was that stupid dare worth it? ’

‘ what happened to you? ’

‘ sit down. i’ll make some hot chocolate and fix you right up. ’

‘ are those bandages? ’

‘ you need stitches. ’

‘ look out for that tree branch. ’

‘ i’ve got you. just stay awake. can you do that for me? ’

‘ lean on me. ’

‘ you got two choices: let me carry you, or die out here. take your pick. ’

‘ shit, you’re burning up. ’  

‘ you’re not dying. it’s only a sprained ankle. ’

‘ lie down. ’

‘ i’m sorry. i know it hurts. here, hold my hand. ’

‘ you’re in no condition to be walking around. ’

‘ wake up! wake up! ’

‘ i don’t feel sorry for you. ’

‘ look at your face! ’

[rpmemestbh]

Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

[thmscyraa]

WONDER WOMAN (2017) SENTENCE MEME

i used to want to save the world.

what one does when faced with the truth is more difficult than you think.

i learned this the hard way. 

and now, i will never be the same.

where are you going?

a scorpion must sting, a wolf must hunt. 

what if i promise to be careful?

fighting does not make you a hero. 

war is nothing to hope for. 

can i see it?

it’s beautiful. 

you’re safe, and there is nothing you should concern yourself with. 

you keep doubting yourself. 

you are stronger than you believe. 

are you hurt?

i love her as you do.

you’re a man. 

don’t i look like one?

men are easily corrupted. 

is it true you saved his life?

you let this little thing tell you what to do?

you can either do nothing, or you can do something.

i am willing to fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.

who will i be if i stay?

it’s hideous. 

a deal is a promise, and a promise is unbreakable. 

you’ve got to put down the sword. 

is there anything else you want to show me?

this is a terrible idea. 

who gets paid for honour?

i am both frightened and aroused. 

you should be very proud. 

everyone is fighting their own battles.

i may as well teach you how to dance. 

they call us heroes. 

i don’t drink.

we work well together.

now i see that you’re attention is, elsewhere. 

you know nothing of the gods. 

what i do is not up to you. 

you don’t believe me. 

what are you?

why are they still fighting?

they don’t deserve our help. 

we’re all to blame. 

it’s not about deserve, it’s about what you believe.

i believe in love. 

i am not your enemy.  

i wish we had more time. 

i love you. 

you can save the world. 

only love can truly save the world. 

[rp-meme-central]

Send “gunpoint” for my muse to point a gun at your muse.

Send “hands up” for your muse to point a gun at my muse. 

[horrificmemes]

Send me “Bad Touch” for some randomly generated violence.

Or send “Bad Touch reverse” for our muses to switch roles.

1) Slapping your muse across the face 2) Punching your muse in the face 3) Punching your muse in the shoulder/arm 4) Kicking your muse off of their feet 5) Stepping on your muse’s foot 6) Biting your muse 7) Grabbing your muse’s face 8) Wrapping hands around your muse’s neck 9) Pushing your muse into a wall 10) Pushing your muse to the ground 11) Holding a gun to your muse’s head 12) Shooting your muse in the arm/leg 13) Holding a knife to your muse’s throat 14) Using a knife to slash your muse across the arm 15) Hitting your muse in the head with a blunt object 16) Scratching your muse with their nails 17) Throwing something at your muse 18) Stabbing your muse with a sharp weapon 19) Breaking one of your muse’s bones 20) Twisting your muse’s arm