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What is it about American colonial fashion that makes absolutely every man look like a total sex pest ?

#feeling uncomfortable in the portrait gallery bc of all those creep’s eyes #barefoot raps the news

Just saw someone say with full conviction that information stored on the internet will have more longevity than a stone tablet. Homie, the internet has lost media from three years ago, via stone tablet I can read the financial bookkeeping of people who existed before we knew what Iron was. Don’t ever disrespect my girl stone tablet again!

#barefoot raps the news #anyway physical media is soooo crucial ILY stone tablet 🥰#ily books also

Measure 8millllllllion times, cut never. Let potential regret fester into inaction until there is nothing you have accomplished

#procrastination is a golden gleaming path you walk straight to glory #barefoot raps the news

Very cool how creative ambition occasionally feels like a buzzing swarm of hornets which cannot be appeased

#sliced 1/16th of an inch off my thumb after doing nothing but cutting quilt fabric for a day and a half #and went RIIIGht back to cutting with my fucked up thumb #and then measured it :3 with my new quilting ruler :}#like I was working nonstop for straight up hours and I still can’t make myself rest without feeling terrible about it #and I KNOW this is only going to lead to a creative crash which is Why I’m trying my best to fight against my adhd intuition and set myself #up for easy incremental satisfying progress while not allowing myself #to leave steps incomplete #now if only. I could learn how to CHILL #barefoot raps the news

delicate-viscera

once you start noticing how fatphobic everyone and everything is, there will never be a moment you're not filled with rage

#literally independently made almost this exact post yesterday so I’m rbing this so they’re together #It literally makes my head hurt #it’s one of those things that if I think about it too long I’ll give myself a rage headache #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fatphobia is so all encompassing and constant that once you start to notice it, it will drive you crazy.

#some of the bullshit pseudoscience nonsense people will spout bc they assume fatness is a moral failing #that has to be earned through bad behavior (eating too much ‘laziness’ whatever moral failing they want to attribute to your weight)#as opposed to a default way for bodies to look #no one can be born fat or be fat naturally it HAS to be something you have done wrong or an affliction you are suffering #it’s SO FRUSTRATING and so disgustingly short sided and people don’t even blink. it’s like gendered beauty expectations they have been so #ingrained in our society as to be considered the only acceptable or ‘real’ way for a person to be #AHHHHHHHHHHH #time to scream forever #barefoot raps the news #vagueblogging Over #this applies to Many modes of oppression which are also central to our society #but fatphobia is CONSTANT out of the lips of every single person regardless of political bent educational experience personal appearance #everyone is like always being fatphobic all the time you literally cannot escape it in daily conversation

innerchildabortionclinic

your cat was an honor to see in the window

#she is visible during the day but at night even with the light on she is Mottled Shadow Color and you will not see her #i have kicked her soooo many times bc she loves to dart under my legs while we’re playing at night #and I just. cant. see her

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

#there are SO MANY live poem performances that I have seen that will live with me forever #I’m not going to name them bc they are deeply local and no doxxing but you should go to your local open mic #so I’m going to say one I read that will never leave me #I think of it literally every single day of my life #which is Return by Carolyn Forche #I want to rattle the shoulders of every American and force them to internalize the final stanza

bafahy

The mosaicist

#this is really really good #(also relatable when I have to contribute work to create something that will only be used by rich people)#(I am proud of the beauty my effort creates but resentful that it shall be accessed only by the wealthy #/ also I am being paid WAY less than even a minute fraction of what they will profit from the endeavor #ANYWAY)

inthetags

reblog and put in the tags a comfort movie of yours that’s not supposed to be comforting

#for approximately 2 weeks in college I watched Jaws to fall asleep every night 🥰#that 70s sound mixing is just sooo satisfying and crunchy and the mixing is so all encompassing it is pleasant to sleep to #I also know someone who sleeps to hereditary which I think is crazy but glass houses and all #I would say Saw is comforting but I get so excited for the jigsaw reveal every time that I DO get amped at the end #it’s just so fucking funny and good baby THATS cinema #chills

I can’t believe we’re still calling English in fantasy settings “common”, give it an in-universe name and it will not only enhance my immersion but will also be Less Racist.

#plus maybe we can get some examination as to why similar (read: White) cultures share a language and why the brown fantasy characters #get UnCommon and Weird Foreign languages #if you HAVE to write about a white fantasy culture you can at least TRY to hide that you assume white culture is default (default perhaps #hmmm… superior even? supreme maybe?)#anyway rant over that shit is so annoying #barefoot raps the news

I enjoyed Project Hail Mary and all but I didn’t love how the movie had to blow up a black man so Ryan Gosling could have his space adventure

#here’s my thing: cast a black man as grace maybe #that would be compelling esp. bc I think it would add a layer to his need to be captured and coerced into the mission #and also add another layer of him being seen as disposable for this project #but no black men are so disposable we explode them so we can get on with the story of the real hero of this space flight #a white guy #wooo hoo #it was fun movie but like Come On Man #barefoot raps the news #also this is unrelated to the criticism in the above post but Lovelyyy puppetry #the reason I went was bc of the puppet and I had a great time with it #it reminded me of my favorite puppet from the dark crystal TV show #and I was unfamiliar with James Ortiz’ work bc I don’t live much in the world of theater puppetry #but sooo good so fun and when I heard they let him voice the character I was Sold

romancenjoyer

james baldwin was so right when he said you think you’re alone and then you pick up a book and realise someone else has felt the same way as you and managed to find a language for it. the realest shit

#which is Crazy bc James Baldwin is one of the Choice examples of this phenomenon #like the first time I read go tell it on the mountain as a young man #and then read GIOVANNIS ROOM #aughhhhhhhh being gay has been around as long as we have #I could cry just fucking thinking about it

(I hate when you complain about christianity on tumblr and people come in no-true-Scotsmaning like ‘oh let me add a 500 word explanation of scripture on ur post to gotcha this group you were complaining about’ as if that’s not even more fucking annoying)

#barefoot raps the news

yanguang

#💛🐰#oh to be the hopping around #so happy!

If I was younger and slightly more insane I would make a silksong AMV of the hornet-ascends-to-god ending to When I Rule the World

#I love how bloodthirsty she is. she would make such an incredible tyrant (but is too good to (icon))#it’s like that Galadriel scene where she’s like ‘I would be so horrifying and powerful and beloved if I had the ring but I’m not going to #do that. you’re welcome’#the ravages of ages :[#barefoot raps the news

capnsoapy

Every time I see people misconstruing the definition of punk for meaningless semantic discourse I mentally substitute "punk" for "electro swing"

capnsoapy

"Are public libraries punk?" trite.

"Are public libraries electro swing?" immediately a better post

#I was going to make a post about tumblrs relationship with its own conception of the idea of punk #but this post is much more succinct #‘electro swing is about kindness and uplifting your communities’ much more compellin

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