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When you win the pie eating contest :)
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This is so fuuuucked
Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.
"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"
"Oh no uh, ignore that."
Hey girl I trapped your boyfriend in a poll. don't worry he'll be fine, he just needs to outrun the tsunami. sorry
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IM SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY FUCKING LUNGS THIS HAS TO BE COMEDY
I saw this post on reddit today:
And of course there were comments like this below:
Another one:
I'm honestly at a loss for words. And I hate that the poor woman who went through this will have to read these comments.
This traumatized woman is bending over backwards to validate their religion and this rabid holier-than-thou misogynist is still calling her "asshole" "terf" and telling her to cry more.
How is this any different from the men who hold malice and contempt for women brave enough to speak up about rape and hold men accountable?? They just have a convenient excuse now: accusing women of bigotry.
Also â TIL it is misogyny for women to think single-sex spaces are safe spaces from male violence. LMAO. They are turning logic around to make us think of ourselves as bigots for acknowledging the reality of sex based oppression. I cannot wait for this psychotic movement to crash and burn.
i literally could not imagine speaking to a RAPE VICTIM in this way, holy shit. theyâre so fucking disgusting.
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.
Reminder that in Japan symbolism of female genitals aka the vulva is a criminal offence but the very same country holds a festival dedicated to the penis every year :) but mentioning vagina is exclusionary????? Transphobia??? White feminism??? Lol i will not shut up about my vagina or my uterus or my vulva or my clit go fuck yourself :)
A Japanese artist created a kayak modelled from a 3-D scan of her vulva and she was charged with âobscenityâ by the Japanese courtsâŠ
A Tokyo court ruled that while the artist's vagina-shaped objects were "art," she was guilty of obscenity for digitally distributing 3D scan
So making a vulva-kayak for personal use is âobscene,â but literally parading a giant dick on a palanquin through the city with 100,000+ people wearing penis hats and sucking on penis lollies (yes, even children) is apparently not obscene?!? Fuck off Japan.
"A hundred thousand revelers come here to celebrate one thing: the male organ."
"Drop the T" sorry babe we founded this bitch we stayin here
Iâm curious to why you all think this. History disagrees with you.
The first homosexual person credited with speaking publicly in defense of homosexuality was Karl Heinrich Ulrichs in 1867.
The term homosexual was coined in 1869 by homosexual Karl-Maria Kertbeny, who put forward the view that homosexuality was inborn and unchangeable, and fought to legalize it.
The first ever LGB rights organization, the Scientific-Humanitarian Committee, was founded in Berlin on 1897 by homosexual Magnus Hirschfeld.
Americaâs first LGB rights organization, the Society for Human Rights, was founded in 1924 by Henry Gerber.
The first gay rights organization, the Mattachine Society, was founded in 1950 by homosexual Harry Hay.
The first lesbian rights organization, the Daughters of Bilitis, was founded in 1955 by lesbian couple Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon.
The Stonewall riots took place in 1969. Lesbian Stormé DeLarverie is believed to have initiated the scuffle with the police.Marsha P. Johnson arrived later when the riots were already ongoing, and Sylvia Rivera slept through it.
The T was first added to LGB in the late 1990s.
âwe founded this bitchâ no you ruined it thatâs what
âUnder the pseudonym of Numa Numantius, he wrote a series of booklets in the 1860s proposing that homosexuality is natural and biologically basedâŠHe proposed that Urnings are anima muliebris virili corpore inclusa (a female psyche confined in a male body), a metaphor that would be applied to trans persons in later generations.â -Karl Heinrich
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institut_f%C3%BCr_Sexualwissenschaft
Terfs dont care about queer history.
Oh, youâre right. I absolutely do not care about anyone who is hateful enough to think that Iâm a fucking man in a womanâs body for being a lesbian, or that a gay man is actually a man with a womanâs brain.
Fuck you and every other backwards ass homophobe who believes that.
TRAs be like this 1860s dude wrote that homosexual men are actually women in male bodies, an incredibly homophobic and regressive idea, and think that is peak activism.
TMRAs openly embracing the Victorian nonsense of inverts? Cringe for them
The brainrot in this one is strong, gyns.
My girlfriend's school has a "LGBTQ" club for students to participate in, and so she attended one of the meetings because she's bisexual and wanted to find more bisexual and lesbian girls like her.
In a group of over 50 students, there were 6 same sex attracted people. The rest were nonbinary girls or FtMs.
6 out of 50 were actually SSA.
But it gets worse, so much worse.
The teacher wanted the students input about what was wrong about the school, and so my girlfriend put her 2 cents in about the sexualizing dress code and how sex education wasn't pulling it's weight in educating girls about their bodies. Topics that need to be addressed. Some other students also spoke up about the homophobia within the school and addressed the homophobic students attacking other students on the basis of their sexuality.
But my girlfriend and the other students speaking about homophobia kept getting spoken over by uwu my gender is frog girls crying about the teachers not referring to them as xe/xir. 44 students all whining about pronouns and preferred names while my girlfriend and a few others were trying to address misogyny and homophobia.
They were drowned out by privileged straight kids whining about teachers not bending over backwards and relearning the English language to cater to their special kweer feelings.
My girlfriend couldn't find connections in a place supposedly made just for her and others like her because of screeching identity warriors.
LGBT is really just becoming the T. Young lesbians are being driven away from lesbianism and girlhood by the gendie crowd. Discussions of homophobia are being silenced by a wave of straight people who's "gender identities" make them think they're more oppressed than actual gay people.
it's funny how you never see any trans men wanting to be in a men's prison. wouldn't it invalidate their gender to be in a female prison since they're men and the biology of their bodies is irrelevant when it comes to gender identity? it's almost as if tras know exactly who the perpetrators of violence are, it's just more convenient for them to pretend it's "terfs" who are killing trans people
Haters of the world unite!
âpenis traumaâ god r*dfems are so stupid. itâs a fucking body part. if someone flinches at a hand raised to them because theyve been hit before, they dont have hand trauma
way to ignore victims of sexual assault
2nd rule of misogyny. Women saying no to men is a hate crime.
12th rule of misogyny. Womenâs ability to recognize male behavior patterns is misandry.
âPenis traumaâ is actually something your crowd came up with as a more palatable explanation for female homosexuality
Yeah we wouldnât call it hand trauma, we just call it trauma. Apparently that wasnât good enough for you fucking freaks and you forced women to be more specific so they can be absolved from their sins of staying away from men đ
OP the term penis trauma was created because y'all didnât respect female SA victims , because you morons believe that a man can stop being one if he identified as anything else other than a man , because y'all invalidated homosexual women and told them that they should be attracted to Girlcock because attraction to women should include males according to your homophobic ideology
The fact that straight people literally cannot comprehend sexual intercourse that does not involve a penis or a penis-shaped object is proof of how deeply ingrained and insidious male supremacy is in society. For these people sex is penis+vagina or at a stretch penis+penis, but an act that doesnât involve a penis isnât sex, not really. Look at all the arguing over whether oral or non-penetrative sex really âcountsâ. If it doesnât involve a man putting his dick into something they donât consider it sex.
Which is why lesbians will never be safe and respected, or even simply tolerated, in a world which views men and their penises as fundamentally necessary for romantic or sexual relationships. Lesbians are constantly harassed to âjust tryâ penis, questioned about their sex toy collections, invited to bisexual threesomes, told they just need a good dicking to cure them, cajoled and begged and threatened to accept men who identify as women into their lives and their beds. Lesbian women have always been reviled and punished for their sexualities, and considered defective for straying from the ânatural orderâ. These days yâall just call them terfs, but it comes to the same thing. Weâve come full circle back to homosexuality being a problem that needs to be cured.
I wish it was talked about more that during WWII the allies would humiliate women who had sex with German soldiers in occupied countries (Poland and France namely) when it was often rape in some shape or form. so many of those women did it to save themselves, their son, brother or husband, or because they were afraid of the consequences for them and their family had they rejected a Nazi soldier, and then the male resistance members would catch them and shave their heads for being âwhoresâ, as if their bodies were national propertyÂ
trans activists are like âcalling a male âheâ is NEVER acceptable, even if the male is a rapistâ and then tell women whose only ~crime~ is saying biology is real âwell, if you didnât want to get rape and death threats maybe you shouldnât have been a stupid bitch :) this is what happens when you step out of line :) in fact, if i ever see you iâll break your kneecaps myself :)â