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BIDEN: listen here jack, I'm not saying there's no god. that's, ah, that's not what I'm saying. what I'm saying is that there's an evil god and it woke up first, and we mistook its malignant presence for divine radiance, crawling towards it on our stomachs, man
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i think i cracked the code on converting regular underwear into packing underwear:
easily
using only a pair of sacrificial underwear
looks good (inside and out!), AND
keeps ur packer firmly and comfortably in place
if there is interest I can be persuaded to share my secrets
The people have spoken.
You will need:
Underwear to be converted (I am using boxer briefs in this tutorial, but this should work on any "men's" underwear!)
Sacrificial underwear (these do not need to be "men's")
Scissors
Thread
Either a needle or a sewing machine
Pins or basting glue/some kind of temporary fabric glue
OPTIONAL: Seam ripper
My sewing skills are pretty beginner-level, but if you've never sewn before, this is a modified version of the idea from this video, which explains hand-sewing as well! imo this is simple enough (and similar enough) that you can probably attempt this tutorial after you watch that one.
What we're going for is a pouch in the front of the underwear, using the shape of the crotch they already have. This is a pair I made with fabric that matches it exactly (turned inside-out so you can see the pocket):
For this tutorial, I chose a sacrificial pair that contrasts a little bit, just so yall can see what I'm doing.
I'm converting the underwear on the left into packing underwear. I've chosen a sacrificial pair that I think I can match nicely to them, plus some thread that matches them both. You truly do not need to be this picky about it.
First, I'm going to deconstruct my sacrificial pair:
Cut along the yellow lines to separate out the crotch, elastic waistband, and the butt. (I cut on the outside of the seams here, so the seams were removed with the crotch.)
We're gonna get rid of the crotch, because it's cup-shaped & won't lie flat. The butt fabric will be perfect for that!
But first: the waistband.
This is the part that makes this design work so well! Let's remove some excess fabric from the waistband that my scissors couldn't get with the seam ripper (this is optional)
You want about 6'' of the waistband to form a strap, which will hold your packer in place inside the pouch.
My packer is a Mr. Limpy, which works well with these harnesses. This should also work with some packers that don't have balls- esp sock packers- but if you use the soft cup-shaped packers, I might be concerned about the strap compressing them. Whether you fiddle with the design, or just leave the strap out altogether, is up to you!
I played around with mine and found that it worked best to place the strap about 3'' up from the bottom of the crotch, but this may be different on your body & with your packer. Once you figure out placement, you're going to:
Turn your underwear inside-out
Measure & place your elastic strap (I like to go 3'' above the bottom seam of the crotch) (It's important that your elastic is longer than your crotch is wide!)
And pin.
(Make sure you do not pin your crotch to your ass.)
Now, you're going to place the butt fabric from your sacrificial underwear so that it covers the entire crotch, leaving maybe a quarter inch or so of room from the waistband. I also recommend placing one of the hemmed edges from the leg holes at the top here, so you don't need to hem it yourself.
(Blue lines are the crotch seams underneath, and the purple is the elastic, with yellow pins. I feel x-ray helps me understand what's going on.)
And pin! (With more x-ray so you can see where everything should be)
Turn the whole deal right-side-out again, and sew along the existing crotch seams:
This will hide your sewing, which I think is a nice touch.
When you're done, turn it inside-out again and cut off the excess fabric (you can cut pretty close to the seam here)
And viola!
I decided to do an overcast stitch around the inside hem, just to help prevent fraying and make things look more finished. If you're hand stitching, you probably do not want to do all that, but you can use a zig-zag stitch for a similar effect if you're particularly masochistic/determined.
Penis time.
And an inside peek:
I find the strap really helps keep things in place no matter what I'm doing, whereas the pair I made without one needed a lot more readjusting. I'm also a huge fan of how subtle the changes are! Even when I go to the bathroom, I'm not reminded of how Different And Strange my underwear are. Feels good.
If you come up with any tips or changes, or if you decide to make these and want to share/provide feedback, please add to this post & I will try to share!
updating version that I'm again bumping for transmascs bc this is super cool!
I’ve never done this specific project before but I do have some sewing experience.
This stuff is unimportant but might help when doing this yourself. :) (also I’m not an expert and if you don’t do want to/actually do any of this that’s fine too)
(Hand drew this out first then realized my camera was shit)
Pretty much just pinning it as show in OP’s instruction then re-pinning it from the other side.
Personally I would pre-see the rolled edge before sewing it on as it can be more difficult when pinned to the garment, especially when you’re sewing multiple un-basted things.
(Basting is when you make large, loose stitches to hold fabric in place before sewing it properly. Once fully sewn the basting stitches are removed)
You can also seal the edges of the fabric by whipping it down (a whip stitch shown below), doing a zig-zag stitch over the edge with a machine, using a surger (if you somehow happen to have one) or with fabric/super glue.
It’s important to note that fabric can and will fray once it’s cut. How fast and to what degree it frays comes down to fabric type and what it’s being used for.
Also because it’s a place of such high tension and a lot of movement be sure to make sure everything is stitched down firmly. I would either backstitch (going back over the original stitches) or use a zig-zag stitch over the machine seen straight stitch.
But this could make the area too tight or make the stitching too tight/uncomfortable/stiff. This doesn’t work for every fabric type so take this with a grain of salt.
Also
This seems (no pun intended) like an informative source for basic and general sewing sewing knowledge. Don’t forget that google is your friend and you can find all sorts of things, including hand sewing guides/practices. :)
SEWING MACHINE BASICS hand sewing BASICS BASIC SEWING TECHNIQUES How to Sew Knits and Stretchy Fabric Rotary Cutter Vs Scissors: Which One d
Thank you for this! I didn't know a lot of this either, so the knowledge and expertise is very much appreciated.
Since it's been a while since I posted this, I want to update, too:
I've repeated this on most of my underwear at this point, and everything has gone through multiple washes. So far I've only had issues with some skipped stitches because I wasn't using a small enough needle, and as far as wear and tear goes, they've all held up great; no signs of fraying or anything. I haven't noticed any tension or tightness where I added fabric and stitching.
Some of the fuller loads of laundry I've done have resulted in a few of the pairs of these included in those loads coming out a little damp in the crotch area; another 15 minutes in the dryer (or just not over-loading the dryer in the first place...) solves that issue for me.
Go forth and DIY!
the catholic old white guy asked me to explain lgbtq+ to him and it was honestly kind of funny
“okay! you have 15 seconds to explain non-binary to me if there are only male and female genders”
me: if you lost your genitals would you still feel like a man?
“no”
would you feel like a woman?
“no?”
so you wouldn’t feel male or female
“yeah what’s your point?”
So, you wouldn’t fit into the gender binary of male or female? :)
him:
“so non-binary just means not feeling male or female?”
Yeah basically
“so why do they use “they” so much”?
if you were a woman would you want to be called a man?
“no…”
And the opposite?
“no…”
Why why would you want someone to call you male or female if you’re not male or female then?”
it’s not a perfect way of thinking but i had 15 seconds and i think it got the point across
if someone challenges you to break through a wall within fifteen seconds, you use a wrecking ball, not precision tools. I think you did marvelously.
Context. Don't cut off the thread to intentionally obscure meaning.
I keep seeing these real interesting crops involving people trying to make out Jewish politicians and such as secret Zionists, and it sure is interesting. I mean, really fuckin' interesting.
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this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings
Tier List
S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.
A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great
B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing
C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky
F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing
are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.
Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.
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sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil
Holy shit. The Israeli whistleblower story CNN just broke is insane. I cannot believe what I’m reading
Rare firsthand accounts by Israeli whistleblowers cast light on the horrific conditions in the Sde Teiman torture camp in Naqab Desert. Palestinians are stripped down, blindfolded, forced in diapers, and forbidden from speaking. They are subjected to beatings and mental degradation regularly. So much depravity that has gone unseen. Doctors performing procedures outside of their expertise, amputations due to zip-typing of abductees’ wrists, having large dogs unleashed on them at night. Being fed food through straws. I can’t believe it. I am truly in shock. And this is just one whistleblower accounting of this. Who knows what else is happening beyond our knowledge
My heart is breaking into a million pieces
Worth mentioning that multiple Palestinians have recounted these stories before, as direct victims detailing their experiences. What's unique about these accounts from CNN Israeli whistle-blower is that they're from an Israeli, therefore people are more likely to take this seriously.
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so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, I did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a little cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. I had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. I started getting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. I didn’t want to google anything about masturbation leading to pregnancy out of fear it would confirm all my worst fears. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was biological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway I went to the doctor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.
