You were about halfway through laying checkered tablecloths on the many folding tables arrayed across your backyard when Lloyd came out with another armful of chairs. "It's too fucking hot for this," he grumbled as he came to a stop next to you. "Why'd I agree to help?"
You rolled your eyes good-naturedly. You were too used to his grumbling. "Because you're a caring partner who understands how important this is to him."
He dramatically rolled his eyes right back. "I thought being non-monogamous was supposed to get me out of all this picket fence bullshit," he complained snidely as he still continued to neatly set the chairs around the table.
"Come on," you stopped him, pulling on his arm so he'd look at you. "You know how much all this stereotypical suburban dad stuff means to Andy. It's really important to him that we're accepted into our new neighborhood and he's expressing that by throwing a barbecue."
"I don't give a shit if these squares accept us," he mumbled as he wrapped his arms around you and nosed along your neck.
You couldn't help but grin. "Yeah, I can't say that I really do either. But he does. And we're going to support him and make sure this goes off without a hitch."
"Fine," he sighed, "but he's gonna owe us tonight." His tone turned lascivious as he wiggled his eyebrows at you with a smirk.
You were still laughing, the tablecloths forgotten as the man in question came rushing out with a large tray of meat. "People are going to start coming over any minute now, and I haven't even started the grill!" he worried.
You stepped forward to try to calm him down, but Lloyd beat you to it. "Settle down, cupcake," he said warmly, both hands on Andy's shoulders. "We'll get the grill going. Get yourself a beer. This is supposed to be fun, right?"
Your heart warmed as you watched Andy sag into him with a quiet "Yeah, you're right." The three of you might be a relationship no one expected to work, but you wouldn't trade your two idiots for anything.
Every time someone comments on my old fic, i feel like I'm an old actor getting paid residuals. Appreciate you, old-fic-commenters. Key source of emotional income, tbh.
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Pairing: Benjamin āDexā Poindexter aka Bullseye x F! Reader
Warnings: SMUT! (18+ or Iām telling on you!) Oral(F! Receiving), fingering, P in V sex, some swear words, little bit of stalking, love confessions, fluffy bunnies and unicorns, wounded Dexā¦I think thatās it
Summary: Starting fresh in a new place after your divorce was exactly what you needed and it helped that your neighbor was friendly and easy on the eyes. But when you started to get the feeling that someone was watching you, he was there to offer his help. What you didnāt know was he was the reason you were being watched in the first place.
Word Count: 9.2K-ish (itās a bit of a longer one)
A/N: So Dex is both FBI and Bullseye in this. So itās a little Daredevil season 3 and a little Daredevil Born Again. I do what I want and make my own rules, itās my fic and Iām not sorry lol. Thank you @bartonsparrow25 for beta reading this for me and letting me play around with ideas. I appreciate you ā„ļø Also, a shout out to @ariesrin for the prompt I used in this āYou hate me.ā āI hate how much I donāt.ā Iāll leave it linked HERE I had fun with this one so I hope you enjoy it!
As always, thank you for reading! Ā I appreciate it so much and comments, reblogs are welcome and encouraged. Donāt be shy to tell me your favorite part. šš š
A faint summer breeze lightly kissed your face as you stood in front of your open living room window, your new living room window, in your new apartment as you directed the movers as to where you wanted them to place your furniture.
The perfume of the mid summer blooms was strong as you didnāt think the scents from down below could reach up to your window but they did. And as the rays of the late afternoon sun hit the high points of your face, you closed your eyes, took a long deep breath, and as you exhaled, your lips curled into a wide smile because you were finally free and finally happy.
The ink was dry on your divorce papers, your ex-husband was free to continue to sleep his way around the gym that he went to which was good because it was all the way on the other side of town, and you were on your own for the first time in a long time which excited you and scared you at the same time.
As you were moving some boxes inside, your next door neighbor came home so you decided to introduce yourself.
āHi there!ā You said, excitedly. āLooks like Iām your new neighbor, Iām Y/N.ā
As you extended your hand, you first noticed how handsome he was, how incredibly handsome he was with very dark green/hazel colored eyes, blond hair, and a very chiseled jawline. You werenāt sure that you had ever seen a more sharp jawline. He was a very difficult man for you to read thoughā¦shy and maybe even a little nervous too.
He stared at you with a half smile on his face, almost like he was lost in your eyes before answering you.
āDex.ā He finally blurted out. āActually, itās Benjamin but everyone calls me Dex.ā
You remembered seeing the last name on the call button downstairs. It said āPoindexter.ā
āBecause of your last name?ā You inquired. āI saw it downstairs. I tend to take notice of these things.ā You said with a warm smile.
He nodded, took your hand to shake and blushed a little like he was a little embarrassed.
āWell, uh, do you need any help?ā He asked.
You responded, āOh, I think the movers got all of the big stuff moved but thank you for offering, Dex. Iām sure Iāll see you aroundā¦soon.ā
As he unlocked his door, he replied with a shy smile, āNice to meet you, Y/N.ā
**********
You had always been just one of those people that was highly disciplined and, as some people would call, predictable. You kept a very regimented schedule. During the week, it was work, gym, and then home. Dinner by 6, in bed by 9:30, and youād do it all again the next day until the weekend came.
On Saturdays, you would go to the gym in the morning but then treat yourself to a coffee, followed by a trip to the bookstore. Sometimes you would leave with a new book, sometimes you wouldnāt, but it was just a fun Saturday tradition you had with yourself. And of course, no Saturday would be complete without running into Dex. It was usually when you were coming back from the bookstore which was always around 1 and he was always leaving his apartment to do his grocery shopping.
From what you could gather, Benjamin Poindexter was also a very disciplined individual and seemed to like his life to be very structured. Everything had its place and there was a place for everything. You assumed he was the type of guy that washed a dish as soon as he was finished using it, like a dirty coffee cup that had to be washed and dried right away or a newspaper had to be put in the āreadā pile as soon as he was done reading it with all of the corners aligned with one another. You couldnāt be sure but you were just making an educated guess.
You knew him as Special Agent Benjamin Poindexter, works for the FBI, mysterious and shy yet he was very sweet, a good neighbor, and always asked if you needed a hand with anything. But there was something about him that you just couldnāt quite figure out.
Like the nights where you had fallen asleep on the couch and youād hear a āthudā or a ācrashā outside your door, coming from Dexās place but you convinced yourself it was a dream or that you imagined it. Or did you?
**********
You were settling into your new single life nicely.
Friday night was your ālateā night. Youād stay a little later at work to get some overtime in, then go for a drink with friends, pick up some pizza and wine or beer on the way home, and have a nice relaxing night in.
Tonight the air was balmy with a slight breeze and the peaceful sky above was filled with a lilac sunset. Walking along the cracked city sidewalks, the people walking alongside you kick up scents of salt and concrete but then a feeling comes over you like youāre being watched. You have been having that feeling more and more since you moved, like someone has been watching every move you have been making.
The city has a different feel as the sun starts to go down and the shadows dance across the pavement but you still couldnāt shake that uneasy feeling as you pick up the pace toward home with your pizza in one hand and your work bags slung over your other shoulder.
You wondered if Dex was home yet.
Finally, you made it home. No one was behind you but before you went inside your apartment, you knocked on Dexās door.
He opened the door, still dressed in his work clothes. He looked like he just got home too.
āHey, Y/N. You ok? Whatās goinā on?ā He asked, leaning against the doorframe.
With a hitch in your voice, you replied, āHey, Dex. Look, Iām so sorry to bother you like this. It looks like you just got home tooā¦ummm.ā
You paused to try and keep your composure. You really didnāt want him to see you upset.
āWhatās wrong, sweetheart?ā He asked again.
āDex, I know this is gonna sound really crazy but I feel like Iām being followed or watched or both. And IāIām a little scared, thatās all.ā You said with a nervous chuckle.
Dex murmured, āOk, okā¦gimme your keys. Iāll sweep the place, check it out for you, ok?ā
You nodded and swiped a tear away from your cheek.
Dex took your keys, unlocked the door, and removed his firearm from the holster. After he walked through the doorway, you lost sight of him, tightly gripped the pizza box, and impatiently waited for him to come back.
After a few minutes, he called back to you, āAll clear, Y/N. Itās ok. Come on.ā
Peering around the door, you called out to him, āYou sure?ā
Holstering his weapon, his lips curled into a warm smile as he replied, āYouāre safe, sweetheart. Thereās nobody here and nobody has been here.ā
Setting the pizza on the counter, you replied, āYou can tell that?ā
āYeah, they teach you that in FBI school, Y/N.ā He replied with a slight chuckle.
You narrowed your eyes at him and replied, āVery funny, Dex.ā
āOk, ok, Iām sorry.ā He said, inching closer to you. Tilting your chin up so you were looking into his dark green eyes, he continued, āI wonāt let anything happen to you.ā
āThank you, Dex. You want some pizza?ā You asked.
One side of his mouth curled into a smile as he replied, āIād love some.ā
**********
As the summer went on, you and Dex became close friends. He helped you with normal neighborly things like when one of your cabinets fell off its hinges, he fixed it for you.
Dex also helped you put a little clothes line out on your patio which you ended up having to stop putting your panties on because you were pretty sure the teenage boys from downstairs were stealing a pair every time you put them out there.
In return for helping you with things around the apartment, youād bake him cookies, share your Friday night pizza with him, or invite him out to happy hour with your work friends.
āI made cookies!ā You said with your voice full of excitement after he opened the door one Saturday afternoon.
His eyes widened and mouth dropped open as he asked, āAr-are you wearing anything under that apron, Y/N?ā
The shorts and tank top you were wearing made it look like you werenāt wearing anything underneath the apron.
Holding out the plate of cookies, you looked down and began to laugh.
āOh shit, it really does look like Iām naked under this thing doesnāt it.ā You said.
Dex raised his eyebrows, pressed his lips together in a straight line before he stammered, āUh, yeahā¦well, maybe j-just a little bit.ā
He tried to turn away but you caught him blushing.
āI have shorts and a tank top on. Itās just hard to see, I guess.ā You said, not really thinking anything of it. āTake one, theyāre warm. Iāve been trying to clean up a little too and itās warm over there, havenāt turned down the A/C yet. So, actually I came to bring you cookies but also ask you if you wouldnāt mind fixing another one of my cabinets? I went to get the flour out and now itās just stuck open. Please? I can make you more cookies or dinnerā¦ā
Dex interrupted, āY/N, sweetheart, I told you if you needed anything, all you had to do was ask. You donāt have to make me anything.ā
Sheepishly, you replied, āBut Dex, I feel like saying āthank youā just isnāt enough. You do so much for me.ā
Before taking a bite, Dex said, āTrust me, itās plentyā¦these are delicious, by the way. Just let me grab my tools.ā
**********
Dex followed you back over to your apartment, trying hard to look everywhere but your backside as you untied your cute little apron and draped it off the back of one of your kitchen chairs. You turned the air conditioning down so it wouldnāt be so hot inside for him to work and pointed out the cabinet that was stuck open.
āThey really went all out on the hardware for these cabinets, didnāt they?ā You joked. āOk, well Iāll leave you to do what you do with those magic hands of yours, Iām gonna hop in the shower, wash all this sweat off me. Iāll be out in a minute.ā
After your shower, you walked out in a robe and your hair in a towel just as he was finishing up.
āAll set, Y/N. That was stuck pretty good.ā He said, putting his tools away.
You smiled and replied, āThank you so much, Dex. Really, what would I do without you?ā
Dex let out a low chuckle.
āYa know, I was thinkingā¦ā He started to say. āI know how you said you still have been having that feeling that youāre being followed and watched.ā
āYeah, you probably think Iām crazy, donāt you.ā You said.
Dex shook his head, āNo sweetheart, I donāt think youāre crazy.ā He said. āBut we usually go to work around the same timeā¦so, what if I make sure you get to work ok?ā
It was probably one of the sweetest offers youāve ever had from anyone. The reason you had stopped going for runs outside was because you just couldnāt shake that feeling of someone following you so you just kept to running on the treadmill at the gym which even then, you felt safer but every so often, out of nowhere, goosebumps would erupt across your skin and an ice cold shiver would shoot down your spine. Youād look around to try and catch someone looking at you but just like every other time, there wouldnāt be anyone or anyone that you could see but that feeling was still there.
āDexā¦that is so sweet. But I donāt wanna make you feel like you have to protect me because Iām paranoid. Iām probably just imagining this shit anyway. Plus, it would just add time to your day and I know how you manage your time down to second so I really canāt ask you to do that.ā You said, folding your arms protectively across your chest.
He replied, āYouāre not asking, sweetheart. Iām offering. I want you to feel safe so this is how I can do that. Please?ā
Suddenly you felt it. You felt a little flutter in the pit of your stomach, something you havenāt felt in quite some time, and you did everything you could to not give away what you were feeling inside. Yes, you and Dex were friends but over these past couple of months, you now realized you had developed feelings for him. You really like him and youāre wondering if he likes you too but again, Dex is a difficult man to read so he probably is just being a good neighbor and being a good FBI agent and trying to keep you safe by making sure you get to work alright.
For now, youāre just going to keep those feelings to yourself.
āThank you, Dex. Iād really like that.ā You replied with a shy smile. āOh Dex, speaking of being paranoid and imagining shitā¦sometimes I fall asleep on the couch andā¦well, you can tell me that itās probably a dream or something but I swear Iāve heard loud crashes or thuds coming from your place like you fell or broke some stuff over there. And sometimes I see you with cuts and scapes on your face too.ā
Dex let out a low gravelly chuckle and replied, āI think youāre having some crazy dreams, Y/N. Nothing that exciting is happening over there. And I am a field agent, sweetheart. Sometimes, I end up getting a little banged up from time to time. Nothinā to be concerned about though.ā
You had no reason not to believe him. It all sounded legit and plausible. Dex carried a gun everyday when he went to work. Sometimes, he had to guard hardened criminals or escort them from prison to court and back. His job, at times, could be very dangerous. He was rightā¦you were imagining shit.
āI guess I was just imagining it or dreaming.ā You said, touching your hand to your cheek and feeling how warm you were.
āMaybe less sugar before bed, hmmm?ā He growled slightly with a wink.
You had the most involuntary reaction to that wink and it happened in between your thighs.
āIāll try to remember that.ā You replied, nervously biting down on your finger. āWe still on for our usual Sunday dinner tomorrow?ā
Dex nodded and replied with a smile, āYes, but try not to break any more of your cabinets until I replenish my hardware stash, ok?ā
āI make no promises, Benjamin.ā You said, wrapping your arms around him to give him a big hug.
He hugged you back and whispered in your ear, āIāll see you tomorrow.ā
After closing the door behind him, you couldnāt help but let out a forceful exhale and even with the A/C turned down, you still felt warm as the heat rushed across your cheeks. No matter what you tried to do to get your mind off of Dex for the rest of the day, it didnāt work. He was all you thought about from the time he left until the time you went to bed and even then you couldnāt fall asleep.
As the pillow cradled your head that night, you could hear the steady wind outside and you could see his handsome face every time you closed your eyes. As you grew more and more restless, you realized there was only one way you were going to be able to get any sleep tonight. When you closed your eyes again, you saw Dexās handsome face, his dark green eyes gazing down at you, and he had a devilish smirk across his lips. Imagining your hands were his, you explored your own body like you had done plenty of times before, letting out soft whimpers and moans as your fingers dipped under the waist band of your panties.
You had watched Dexās thick fingers work on objects in your apartment, using his tools, handling his service weapon, or even just on everyday items like wrapped around a coffee cup and you wondered what theyād feel like wrapped around your throat like a necklace or curled inside you, moving them in and out rhythmically, hitting that perfect spot deep inside. Moaning his name, your walls began to tighten around your fingers and your release started to build quickly as you soaked the sheet underneath you.
If this is how wet you were just thinking about Dex, you couldnāt imagine what it would be like if he was actually touching you. Your pleasure spun tighter and tighter as sinful noises fled from your lips and his name fell out of your mouth like you were always meant to say it before you just exploded and clamped down onto your own fingers imagining they were his.
After your release, you stared at the ceiling, trying to catch your breath and in the gathering darkness you smiled and hummed, as you listened to the late summer winds outside. Before you knew it, you were fast asleep.
Little did you know that while you were in the shower earlier, Dex had set up tiny bugs in your apartment just in case someone, other than him, was watching or listening to you. He heard you. He heard your soft whimpers and moans, he heard you touching yourself, and the loud cries of his name. He heard it all.
Dex had grown attached to you. He was very fond of you and would do anything to protect you. But what would you do if you found out the person he was protecting you from was him? He would just have to make sure you would never find out. And also be more careful and quieter when he comes home injured late at night.
**********
As the weeks passed, you felt more comfortable and a lot safer with Dex bringing you to work everyday. Because his clock out times were different everyday depending on what he was doing, he didnāt really get to make sure you got home safely but you usually went to the gym after work anyway and you actually started going with a friend from work which took your mind off of possibly being watched there. She made sure you got home from there and then you did it all again the next day until the weekend.
Friday happy hour came around and you invited Dex to come, as usual when he was finished with work.
After you had a couple of drinks, he asked you, āSo, have you been feelinā better since Iāve been taking you to work everyday? You feel safer?ā
After taking a sip of your beer, you replied, āI do. I really appreciate you doing that for me, Dex. Itās so sweet of you.ā
āGood. Iād do anything for you and I just wanna keep you safe.ā He said, finishing his beer. āYou ready to go?ā
You nodded, said goodbye to your friends, and he took you home.
After saying goodnight to Dex, you took a shower, got in comfortable clothes and settled in for a night of Real Housewives and relaxation. Reaching for the lamp switch, you turned on the light but when you looked closely at the lampshade, you noticed something small and round attached to the shade. Plucking it from inside the shade, you examined it and thought it looked like one of those bugs youāve seen in movies that they use when they want to listen in on you without your knowledge.
āWho has access to equipment like this? And why would they want to listen in on me?ā You asked yourself.
Suddenly, your blood went cold and the hair on the back of your neck stood on end when you realized that Dex has access to equipment like that and he could sneak those out without anyone realizing. But why would he do that? You were going to find out but first you needed to see if there were any others hidden around the apartment.
You found another under the kitchen cabinet and one more in your bedroom. If Dex was the one listening to you, he heard every time you pleasured yourself thinking about him. He heard you every time you called his name when you came. Every moan, every whimper, every wicked noise you made when you were touching yourself thinking of him, he heard you.
You donāt know that youāve ever been more angry even with your ex-husband when you found out he had cheated on you multiple times with multiple women. It was time to confront Dex with what you had found.
With the three bugs in your hand, you banged on Dexās door hard enough that you thought your hand might actually go through it.
He opened the door with a smile on his face but it disappeared quickly when he saw what you were holding.
āDid you do this, Dex?!!ā You shouted.
He held out his hand and replied, āI can explain, sweetheart.ā
āEXPLAIN??!! You completely invaded my privacy not to mention broken my trust, Benjamin!! Youāve been listening to me for how long?!ā
āSweetheartā¦ā He pleaded.
You interjected, āHow long, Dex?!!ā
Dex inched a little closer toward you but you moved back.
āJust a few weeks. But it really was for your own good, to keep you safe. I could hear if anyone was in your apartment.ā He said.
You yelled, āBut you could also hear ME in MY apartment, Dex!! You could hear me in my bedroom! You could hear me every time, couldnāt you!!ā
Dex hung his head, and when his eyes finally met your gaze, he replied, āYes, I could sweetheart but I swear itās because I care about you so much. I didnāt want anyone to take advantage of you or hurt you. Iām sorry you found out but Iām not sorry for doing it. I know I can take good care of you. Iāve done a good job so far, havenāt I?ā
You narrowed your eyes at him as you could not believe he said something that ridiculous.
āYou did not just say that to me.ā You said sarcastically.
Dex flashed a crooked smile and hung his head again briefly before replying, āIām sorry sweetheart, but thatās the truth. You know we would be so good together. Please, let me take care of you.ā
āIāve never been more angryā¦at anyone Dex! Not even my ex-husband! Weāre supposed to be friends! I hate you and I never wanna see you again!ā You shouted.
You threw the bugs at his feet, turned on your heels, walked into your apartment and slammed the door shut. Dex understood how angry you were and knew it wouldnāt do any good to go after you now because of how furious you were with him.
Maybe it would be better after you both got some sleep.
**********
Two weeks later, after not seeing or speaking with him, you had once again fallen asleep on the couch. This time there was no mistake, you heard a very loud crash coming from Dexās apartment that woke you out of a sound sleep and even though every bone in your body told you not to go over there, you just couldnāt ignore it. You needed to see if he was ok.
His door was cracked open just a hair so you quietly pushed the door all the way open and called out his name.
āDex?ā You said, looking around in the very dim lit room.
When you glanced at the floor, you noticed some drops of blood leading to the bathroom.
You called out for him again.
āDex? Itās meā¦You in the bathroom?ā You asked.
You heard painful grunting coming from the bathroom.
āSweetheart, donāt you come in here!ā He shouted.
You rolled your eyes, āYou donāt get to tell me what to do, Benjamin!ā
When you walked into the bathroom, there was blood in the sink, on the floor, there were dark clothes on the floor, knives on the floor, a pair of black boots, and what looked like a dark colored mask.
Dex was shirtless, he had deep lacerations on his chest and what looked like a bullet wound on his stomach, he was wincing in pain and he had the first aid kit out.
āOh my god! Dex, what the fuck happened?!!ā You yelled and ran over to him, then opened the first aid kit.
He growled, āIām fine, sweetheart.ā
You laughed sarcastically, āHA! The fuck you are! Come on, Rambo. Weāre goinā to my place. I have a better first aid kit than this, plus I have a sewing kit. You really need a hospital.ā
āNO!! Iām not goinā to a hospital!ā He said, emphatically.
Dexās face was a mess too. He had cuts on his forehead, on his cheeks, and one on his lip.
When you moved him to your apartment, you got the bleeding under control, the bullet had only grazed his stomach and after you did, he pleaded with you to do a couple of things for him at his apartment.
You couldnāt believe what you were hearing, the favors he asked you to do for him, and even though you were still furious with him and your head told you not to, your heart couldnāt tell him āno.ā
You did as he had asked, no, begged you to do for him. You cleaned everythingā¦all of the blood that was all over the floor in the kitchen, the blood that was in the bathroom, and got rid of the clothes, boots and the mask which meant you needed to open the safe that Dex had in the back of one of his closets. You tossed his clothing into the safe and removed some of the weapons he asked for, then closed and locked up the apartment.
When you walked back into your apartment, Dex was stretched out across your couch, eyes closed, and holding clean gauze on his wounds. You closed and locked the door behind you and dimmed the lights.
āYou do everything exactly like I told you to?ā He asked.
You answered in barely more than a whisper, āY-yes.ā
āAnd you bring back the guns I asked for?ā Dex asked, calmly.
āI did, Dex.ā You replied, setting them on your coffee table.
He said with a shy smile, āThank you.ā
Angrily, you answered, āYeah, well what else was I supposed to do? Let you bleed out all over your bathroom floor?! I need to tend to those wounds.ā
The silence between you and Dex was deafening. His ears strained to hear the slightest sound coming from you even if it was just your breathing but you were just still and hostile. He didnāt even flinch when you were stitching him upā¦maybe he has a high pain tolerance.
āYouāre lucky whoever shot at you, the bullet only grazed you.ā You said, cleaning and bandaging the wound. āWho shot at you, anyway?ā
Dex replied, āThe Anti-Vigilante Task Force. Theyāre probably on their way here, by the way. Iām assuming they figured out who I am by now, which is another reason I bugged your apartment because I didnāt want them coming by when youāre not there or to hurt you because youāre close to me or wereā¦close to me. Theyāre the ones that were most likely following you too.ā
āSo youāre FBI by day and a vigilante by night, like Daredevil?ā You asked.
Dex just gave you a smirk and replied, āYes, except, I actually kill people. Mainly, them.ā
He winced in pain after he said that which you thought he might have deserved just a little bit.
āYou kill them?!ā You exclaimed.
He tried to make excuses, āWell, they are trying to kill me, sweetheart.ā He stated with a sly smile.
āAnd do you have a vigilante nickname that they call you out there?ā You asked, pointing out the window.
A wide smile stretched across Dexās lips as he answered you, āAmong the task force, they call me Bullseyeā¦because I never miss.ā
Those words should not have turned you on like they did but you couldnāt help it. You could feel your heart beating firmly against your chest while trying to keep your hand steady, threading the needle through his warm skin.
As you were finishing the second set of stitches, Dex asked, āWhy are you helping me, sweetheart?ā
You replied, āLike I said before, what was I supposed to do, Dex? Let you bleed out? Iām not a monster.ā
You were fixing gauze to his chest when he whispered, āYou hate me.ā
Sharing the same air, you looked up at him through your long dark lashes and whispered back, āI hate how much I donāt.ā
Your words surprised him. You even surprised yourself with what you said because they were true. You didnāt hate himā¦far from it. But you couldnāt say it. You were still so angry with him for what he had done and he had done it all without your knowledge. If he had just been honest with you from the start, you might still be angry for wanting to spy on you but you could at least appreciate his honesty.
As you started to clean up and put all the supplies away, Dex gently wrapped his fingers around your wrist. With his free hand, he let his thick fingers trace down your other arm as your breathing became more rapid and your chest rose and fell with every sharp inhale and exhale.
āThank you for patching me up.ā Dex finally said, in a low gravelly tone.
āYouāre welcome.ā You whispered back.
Before standing all the way up, you leaned in and softly kissed the corner of his mouth but he turned his head and his lips collided with yours. Dex winced in pain because of the cut on his lip.
āOW!ā He cried.
You giggled with just a hint of satisfaction.
āYou think thatās funny? Iām glad my pain brings you joy, sweetheart.ā He grumbled, letting his head fall against the headrest of the couch.
āServes you right, Benjamin.ā You said, folding your arms protectively across your chest.
āSweetheart, I said I was sorry. Can you please forgive me? Iām in pain here.ā He said.
Dex had his eyes closed again. It was a good thing too because you were trying to stop yourself from eye fucking him now that you were sure he wasnāt going to die on your couch. Who knew he was hiding that toned body underneath all of those clothes you usually see him in. He had broad shoulders, a hard defined chest and stomach that you definitely felt while you were putting him back together again.
As you watched his stomach muscles contract and relax, the ache between your thighs grew stronger with each flex. A wet spot formed on your panties when a slight moan escaped his lips and you just couldnāt take it anymore. You dropped the plastic bag of first aid trash at your feet and delicately crawled into his lap. Straddling his hips, you made sure to be mindful of his injuries and breathlessly whispered his name.
Although he was injured, you could feel you werenāt the only one aroused. His hardening length could be felt against your core as you pressed your hips against him.
Sharing the same air, you ghosted your lips over his as you whispered his name once again, āDexā¦.ā
He gently cupped your cheeks as he carefully pressed his lips to yours, making sure not to aggravate the cut on his lip before trying to press a little harder this time. Dex parted your lips with his tongue, gently tapping against your teeth, begging to twist and knot with yours. His strong hands slowly travel down your body, stopping briefly to cup your breast before tickling your sides and coming to rest on your hips.
His cock twitched against your inner thigh as he deepened his kiss and moaned louder into your mouth. Scraping your nails against his scalp, he hisses a little in pain when your chest presses a little too hard into his.
āOh god, Dex! Iām so sorry. Did I hurt you?ā You asked, gently touching his bandages.
Dex replied, āItās ok, I guess I deserve it for what I did.ā
āAlrightā¦ya know itās really hard for me to stay mad when you look all sad and pathetic like you do right now. Because I am, ya knowā¦still mad at youā¦a little.ā You replied, your voice trailing off.
Dex gingerly touched his forehead to yours.
āIām still not sorry I did it. I only want you to be safe. Safe from them and safe from anyone who would want to hurt you.ā He said as his lips collided with yours again.
Faintly in the distance, you could hear police sirens getting closer and closer. They will be here soon.
āTheyāre coming here, arenāt they, Dex.ā You asked.
He growled, āJust put me back in my apartment, let them take me. Iām not gonna let you be a part of this.ā
āYeah right, Bullseye, is it? Yeah, theyāre not taking you.ā You said.
Dex stood up, put his shirt on, and started walking toward the door, āSweetheart, thereās no place for me to hide. Theyāre gonna find me!ā
You grabbed the sides of his face and gave him another kiss on the lips.
āThey will with that attitude! I have a place but you gotta move now and take all this stuff with you because they canāt find any of it. And I gotta clean up, so letās move!ā You said, shoving him toward your bedroom.
āB-but sweetheart, where are we going?!ā He asked.
With a wink and a wide smile, you said āIāll show you.ā
**********
Outside, the faded sounds of the approaching sirens were finally not so faded any longer and when you looked at your window you could see the blinking red and blue task force lights against the late night city skyline as they parked outside your building.
They were on their way inside.
Time to look the part. You tousled your hair, twisted your clothes, and the lights had all been off for a handful of minutes already. They were on your floor now and next door at Dexās place, looking around, messing things upā¦You were pretty sure they needed a warrant for what they were doing over there but they walked around the city thinking they could do whatever they felt like.
Listening with your ear pressed against the wall, you could hear them opening closets, pushing aside the shower curtain, and looking underneath the bed. Then there was the mumbling back and forth with each other. You couldnāt hear exactly what they were saying to each other but you knew when they found Dexās safe and how angry they were when they couldnāt get it open.
You knew they wouldnāt find anything. You did everything exactly as Dex had instructed you to and it sounded like your attention to detail paid off because they were leaving and it also sounded like they were frustrated because, just like you knew they would, they found nothing.
Now it was your turn.
Even though you knew they were coming, the loud bangs against your front door still made you jump. You turned on your living room light as you crossed the room to open the door for them and yawned just as you opened the door.
It was still a shock to see the AVTF dressed in full gear with rifles, standing at your door. Your eyes widened as you said with a shocked look on your face, āOH! May I help you, gentlemen?ā
āEvening Miss Y/L/N?, you havenāt seen a masked vigilante tonight have you? We believe heās your neighbor, Benjamin Poindexter.ā One of them asked in an angry gravelly voice.
Looking at his badge, the name on it said āPowell.ā
āOfficer Powell, is it? Yeah, Iāve been asleep forrrrrrā¦what time is it, anyway?ā You asked, innocently.
Officer Powell looked at his watch and replied, āItās just after midnight, Miss.ā
āAfter midnight?! Goodness! Iāve been asleep for over two hours, Sir. Besides, Iām not exactly a fan of Dexās right now. He stalked me and invaded my privacy so he is ON my list, if ya know what I mean!ā You said, emphatically.
Officer Powell gave his fellow officers a sideways glance and then looked back at you and said, āWell, Miss we realize itās very late but would you mind if we took a minute to look around just to make sure heās not here and youāre safe? That way you can go back to sleep and you can sleep soundly tonight?ā
You knew your next words were going to irritate him but you couldnāt help it because you could tell Officer Powell was one of those guys who had a huge chip on his shoulder, he was a bully, and he was going to throw his weight around because he didnāt really have to answer to anyone.
āUmm, itās late guys. Do we really have to do this? Iām pretty sure heās not here, so you donāt have to waste your time cominā in here and disturbing my night more than you already have, right?ā You replied.
Officer Powell smiled a cocky smile and asked, āEasy way or the hard way, Miss?ā
He reacted exactly how you expected him to so you opened the door and let them in. They walked around, looked in all of your rooms, your bathroom, and inside of all of your closets. They checked your trash just like you knew they would, looking for bloody towels or bandages but again, just like in Dexās apartment, they didnāt find anything.
āPretty sure heās not in the trash can, guys. All youāre gonna find are my tissues and my ice cream cartons from my sad Friday night.ā You said.
When Powell opened the drawer to your nightstand, he found your 1911.
āYou know how to shoot that thing?ā He asked in a condescending tone.
Not missing a beat, you replied, āYou wanna find out? I think itās time for you gentlemen to leave.ā
āHave a good night, Miss Y/L/N.ā Said Powell.
Before closing the door behind them, you replied, āGoodnight officers. Hope you find what youāre looking for.ā
You quickly locked the door behind them and also added the deadbolt that Dex had put in for you then ran to your balcony and peered down to the street below to watch them all get into their cars and leave.
When the cars and flashing lights were out of sight, you ran back to your bedroom and into your closet, pushed your clothes to one side, and opened the hidden door to a crawl space in the back of your closet you discovered when you moved in. You hoped Dex was still ok inside the tight space.
You called out to him, āDEX?!! Come on, theyāre gone.ā
āTheyāre gone?ā He answered.
You said, sarcastically, āNo, theyāre actually waiting for you in the living room. Yes, theyāre gone.ā
It wasnāt easy getting him in or out of there but you managed and you were very thankful it worked. You donāt want to lose him.
Being very careful not to hurt him this time, you wrapped your arms around his torso and rested your head against his chest. His strong arms naturally came up to embrace you back before one of his hands reached up and cradled your head.
āThank you, sweetheart. And did I hear you actually threaten, Powell?ā He asked with a wide smile.
āWell if you heard what I said, then you heard what HE said! You donāt get to talk to me in a condescending tone like that!ā You shouted.
Dex chuckled a little. āYes Y/N, I heard what he said. You should have just shot him.ā
You shot him a ālook.ā
āVery funny, Benjamin.ā You said, trying to push him away but he wouldnāt let you.
Dex looked down at you, his dark green eyes holding your gaze as he gently swiped one of his hands across your cheek then lightly pulled down on your bottom lip with his thumb and he leaned down to kiss you.
Confused, he looked at you again, then asked, āDid you change? I donāt remember so much, ummmā¦cleavage.ā
You replied, āWell, I thought I could flirt my way out of them coming inside but I guess not.ā
āThey probably wanted a better look, sweetheart.ā He said.
āHey!ā You playfully hit his shoulder.
You actually did change. The tank top you put on had a plunging neckline and the shorts barely covered your ass.
Sitting down on the edge of your bed, you looked up at him and asked, āWell, what do we do now? They wonāt come back tonight, will they?ā
Dex sat down next to you, tucked a stray hair behind your ear and replied, āNah, not tonight. Weāll figure something out for tomorrow though. I told you I wonāt let anything happen to you.ā
āBut what about you, Dex? I donāt want anything to happen to you either.ā You said.
āYou donāt hate me?ā Dex asked.
Your expression softened as you replied, āOf course I donāt hate you. I only said that because I was angry with you, Dex. Not because I stopped caring about you. And you really think I would have kissed you earlier if I hated you?ā
Dex kissed your forehead and said, āNo, I guess not. Should get some sleep, sweetheart.ā
āB-but what about you? You need some rest after the night youāve had too.ā You said to him.
āIām fine. Iāll stay awake and make sure youāre alright, in case they do come back.ā He said.
Dex was very insistent that you get some sleep but all you wanted was for him to sleep next to you but you did as he asked you to and let the pillow cradle your head as you tried your best to get some sleep. It wasnāt working though, you were too wired, and needed some help relaxing.
āDex?ā You whined. āI canāt sleep.ā
You could almost see the smile on his face even though it was mostly dark in the room. The only light coming from the dimly lit salt lamp in the corner of the room.
āSweetheart, I donāt think you really tried to go to sleep, did you.ā He playfully scolded.
He was too far away at the edge of the bed. You wanted him close so you could touch him and so he could touch you.
āBaby, come closer to me. Youāre too far away.ā You whimpered.
Dex nervously started to inch closer to you as he replied, āA-are you sure, sweetheart?ā
āPlease Dex? Please touch me.ā You begged, reaching for him.
Dex placed his firearm on the nightstand then removed his boots. You couldnāt see him but you could hear him as you were lying on your side, facing away from him, and waiting impatiently for him to spoon up behind you.
āAnd donāt you dare come to bed wearing those rough, tactical pants.ā You said, trying to sound serious.
You ruined it by letting out a little chuckle.
You turned your head slightly just as you felt the mattress dip underneath you and cool air hit your bare legs when he pulled the blanket back. Dex had removed his shirt also so all he was wearing was a pair of black boxer briefs. His warm body nervously crept up behind you and under the blanket, Dexās chilled hands shakily inched up the side of your bare thigh.
You tried to calm his nerves by delicately placing your hand on top of his.
āItās ok, Dex. Itās just me. Just relax, baby.ā You whispered.
Dexās thick fingers pressed against the outside of your thigh then tightly gripped your waist as he pulled your flush against his chest. You could feel his hardening length pressed against your back as you reached back to grab a fistful of his soft blond hair. He tickled the side of your neck with his nose before pressing his lips against your warm soft skin.
āMmmmā¦Thatās it, baby.ā You praised him.
As Dexās hands wander over your body, wherever they touch you, your skin feels electric, it tingles, and he leaves you begging for more. Guiding his hand to the front of your shorts, you turned your head until your lips found his. Your lips collided with his as he kissed you through his pain and wasted no time in taking your invitation to tease your entrance then pushed a couple of fingers inside your silky, wet heat.
Gasping against his lips, you rolled onto your back so you could see him while he continued to curl his fingers and tease you exactly where you wanted and needed it the most. Arching your back off the bed, Dex buried his fingers deep inside before licking his thumb and drawing circles on your clit. Your walls began to tighten around his fingers as he moved them rhythmically, curling them to hit just the right spot before a fire started to build in the pit of your stomach and you lost control then screamed his name.
āI guess you liked that, huh sweetheart.ā Said Dex.
Trying to catch your breath, you shakily replied, āGod, y-yes.ā
āI like, wellā¦hearingā¦ā Dex trailed off.
Cupping his cheek, you brushed it with your thumb and replied, āHearing what, Dex?ā
Dex firmly nestled himself in between your legs as his lips collided with yours once again, his kisses were all tongue and teeth while he pulled soft whimpers from your lips and his rock hard cock pressed against your core. You ached for him to be inside you.
āI like hearing you scream my name.ā He growled in your ear then licked the taste of you from his fingers.
An involuntary whine escaped your lips but before you could say his name again, he kissed the whimper right out of your mouth. His tongue pushed firmly against your teeth, begging to tangle with yours. By now, he forgot all about the pain or he just didnāt care as he moved from your lips to your neck to suck at your pulse point. As you draw in a sharp breath, you could feel his devilish grin against your skin. Bullseye indeedā¦he seems to always know where exactly to touch you to make you fall apart.
Needy little noises fled from your lips as he marked your skin with his teeth, tagging you with little love bites from the sides of your neck down the delicate skin of your stomach to the inner part of your thigh and back up the other side, like he was leaving little reminders that you are his.
Under his touches, you are nothing but heat and need as his large hand grips the outside of your thigh and his lips find yours once again. They part eagerly as Dex takes the invitation, sliding his tongue along yours with expert teasing strokes that have you clutching at his well-defined chest.
There was nothing but menace in his eyes when he grabbed the hem of your tank top, removed it with ease and tossed it onto the floor. Dex paused briefly to rake a ravenous gaze down your body, you lightly scratched your nails against his scalp, and your need for him pulsed between your thighs. His thick fingers slowly and sensually explored the curves of your breasts before his lips covered your nipple and your breath abandoned you with a sharp exhale.
You whimpered his name again, āDexā¦ā
Dex kissed in between your breasts and down your stomach before stopping at the waistband of your shorts. He playfully tugged on them with his teeth as a wicked smile curved his lips and goosebumps stippled your legs. Kneeling on your bed, he gently pinched each side of your shorts in between his fingers and eased them down your legs, leaving you in nothing except your panties. Even in your dimly lit bedroom, you could still see the impressive tent in his boxer briefs.
God, you wanted him. But he wasnāt finished.
Dex delicately pulled your panties down and said, āMaybe Iāll add these to the ones I took off your clothesline.ā
He followed that with a wink and sly smile.
Your mouth dropped as you said, āYOU took them?!ā
Biting down on his lower lip, Dex nodded and started to nestle in between your legs once again as you sat up on your elbows.
āI yelled at those boys' parents downstairs, Benjamin! And it was you the whole time?!ā You yelled playfully at him.
āIām sorry, sweetheart. I couldnāt help myself. Will you let me make it up to you?ā He asked, softly.
Before you could answer, his mouth was already on you and you let your fingers tangle in his soft blond hair. Your core melts at the sound of his growl against you as his tongue delves between your folds, savoring you, and lapping up every drop of your sweet taste.
Every logical thought was stolen from your head with each stroke of his wicked tongue and the noises he pulled from you however sinful they may sound to anyone else were angelic music to his ears. To keep you flush with the mattress, he gently pressed on your stomach when you tried to arch your back away from the bed as his tongue expertly licked and swirled around your clit.
As your thighs started to quiver, each stab of his firm tongue brought you closer to the sweet coil of pleasure. Dex loved to hear your whines and moans while you lightly pulled on his hair. He eased back to watch your mouth fall open and he pushed two fingers inside of you again, your walls beginning to tighten around them.
āYou gonna come for me, sweetheart? I wanna taste you again.ā He purred.
His mouth was on you again in addition to his fingers inside of you. Humming against your core, you clamped down onto his fingers, your cries of pleasure echoed off of the bedroom walls, and he savored the taste of you while coming down from your orgasm.
Trying to catch your breath, you said, āI think you made up for it, baby.ā
Still slotted between your legs, he replied, āOh weāre not done yet, love.ā
Dex removed his boxer briefs, lined himself up at your entrance and pushed into you easily and to the hilt while you both let out a gasp. Your walls tightened around him with every quick rut of his hips and fresh shivers danced up and down your spine.
āIāve wanted this for so long, Dex.ā You purred.
He moaned back, āI have too, sweetheart.ā
He hit that sensitive bundle of nerves over and over again as that ache of wanting more of him just kept building in the pit of your stomach and you were on edge and close to exploding. Wanting him to go deeper, you tilted your hips so he could bury himself completely inside of you as another orgasm started to build.
The rasp in his voice turns you on when he says, āLet me hear you, sweetheart.ā
He pulls back slightly so he can watch you, so he can watch the way heās making you feel, and the way your body reacts to him.
With your hands roaming his toned body, you trace the lines of his muscular back, trying to memorize the dips and hollows as his muscles flex with every move he makes. More sinful noises and cries of his name escaped your lips as he pulled multiple orgasms from you while his movements became more rapid and erratic.
He was getting close to chasing his own release.
Thrusting faster and grunting louder, he pinned your wrists above your head and continued to fuck you deep into the mattress until his thighs and abs tightened and he completely let go of his release, groaning into the side of your neck as the last waves of your orgasm leave you shuddering against him.
Breathing heavily, Dex kissed the top of your hand and paused like he had something else he wanted to say.
āDex? Is something wrong?ā You asked, trying to catch your breath.
Conflict raged in his eyes and he just blurted out, āYouāre mine. I meanā¦I justā¦I really want you toā¦be mine. Ya knowā¦to protectā¦to always be there forā¦toā¦toā He trailed off.
āToā¦Love?ā You asked, shyly.
Dexās breathing became a little shallow with deep inhales and sharp exhales. You could feel his breath coasting across your skin as your mouth went dry with the realization that Dex wasā¦in love with you?
His mouth curled into a shy smile and he tried to look away from you but you brought his gaze back to meet yours.
āDo you love me, Dex?ā You asked in barely more than a whisper.
He nodded and replied, āI do, I love you, Y/N. But I just really need to hear you say that youāllā¦ā He trailed off again.
With a breath of room between your bodies, you gently pressed your lips to his and parted his lips with your tongue, while he growled into your mouth and his cock grew harder again by the second.
He wasnāt expecting it but you bit down on his lower lip which made him wince.
āOW, sweetheart! Iām still wounded there, ya know.ā He said.
You replied, āOh you can mark me up, but I canāt mark you?ā
He started to say something but you cut him off, āI love you too, Dex. And I am all yours. But youāre mine too, got it?ā
āI got it, sweetheart. I got it.ā He said, holding his hands up in surrender.
Snaking your arms around his neck, you pulled him in close and asked āWhat are we gonna do about them? I canāt lose you now that I have you.ā
He kissed you again and replied, āWeāll figure it out. You think you can go to sleep now?ā
You smiled against his lips and said, āI think so. Youāre gonna stay, right?ā
āOf course I am, youāre mine to protect, sweetheart. I love you.ā Dex replied.
You whispered back, āI love you too, Dex.ā
**********
He was still a hard man to read but you made him a promise. A promise that youād always be his. He was at his best when he was protecting you, watching you, loving you, and you felt sorry for anyone who would try and take that away from him.
Theyād pay a hefty price for it and theyād pay for it dearly like they did after being together tonight and every night after that until they let you go free. Theyād never stop chasing him but you were safe and thatās all that mattered. You were free to live and free to love the vigilante they calledā¦Bullseye.
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Showing my darling long distance BFF @e-dubbc11 some love! I absolutely adore this Dex fic! It's sweet and funny and sexy! I had to fan myself (and find new panties) after this one!
You are posted out by the Hollywood sign tonight, sitting under the frame where the W used to be. It got burnt to a crisp during last weekās big superhero fight. A hero died right where youāre sitting. The whole areaās been closed down until Hero Force can coordinate a recovery effort. Usually itād be done by now but no oneās willing to touch it until the ash has been completely blown away.
Itās a rule that the world must stand still when a hero dies.
āHow much?ā
The voice comes from behind you. The lights that illuminate the Hollywood sign are down to hide as much of the scorch marks as possible. You wouldnāt be able to see anything even if you did turn around, so you donāt.
You put some chapstick on, the glide of the balm against your wind chapped lips grounding.
āI said,ā the Hero says, voice tightening, āHow. Much.ā
Thereās the sound of gravel crunching now. Theyāre wearing heavy boots and the scent of fresh blood grows stronger the closer they get. Their breathing is smooth and even which means itās not their blood.
You put the cap back on your chapstick and tuck it into your leather jacketās inner pocket. āI donāt take money.ā
āThen what do you take?ā The Hero rounds the Y and comes into your line of sight. The dark hides most of their features, but you can make out a glittering gold mask and the dull shine of drying blood on their chest plate. Their breathing may be even, but their stance isnāt. They sway in place, back and forth, back and forth. Their arms wrap around their stomach. āIāve got land. A house. You can have it.ā
I really wish dumb work wasnāt so insane always ā¹ļø Iād love to sneak in some writing during the day, damnit. Some stories/ask replies that I have in the works:
Is there a trope or pairing or fandom that you have said in the past I WILL NEVER and then ended up doing it anyway? (Either writing, reading, or watching. Links if you got 'em.)
I am actually writing a horror story with the intention of turning it into a book, so I'm dealing with a ton of horror tropes right now and trying to work them in different ways. I've said no to a female killer using poison and the Muse said yes, so we might be doing that šš
I also originally could not see myself writing anything to do with Lloyd Hansen and we see how that has turned out...I can't get away from him!
Hiii! I loved your working out the kinks series and was wondering if it will ever get an update š¤
Hi Nonnie, I'm so glad you love it! I definitely have plans for at least 3 more installments, but writing them has been a bit slow. The muse has been a little finicky with me lately, but she's starting to stir!
Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,
Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.
I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.
Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.
I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture.
All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line?
The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy?
Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess.
I want the fat left it.
I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence.
Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."
it would explain so much about Gotham economics if it turned out the only employers who pay a livable minimum wage are 1) Wayne Enterprises duh, but mainly 2) all of Gotham's assorted villains.
sure henching comes with shitty working conditions, but the benefits package is crazy competitive. they have dental
Gotham's villains are so engrained because supervillainy is the only thing propping up the local economy. henching requires no work experience, provides on-the-job training, and has a diversity hiring program (you're willing to commit crimes in tacky matching uniforms? great you're in, here's your gun and clownsuit)
Batman is constantly throwing money trying to compete but the fact remains that henchpeople are Gotham's largest workforce and will be until minimum wage laws catch up to reality
even educated jobs in environmental science are probably getting laundered money from poison Ivy. and a lab equipment tech might notice three different jobs are tied to pamela Isley and also happened to receive grants from "unrelated" shady shell orgs and the next one is setting up a temperature controled penguin habitat for some eccentric obvious mobster.
we need a new supervillain who gets drawn into villainy specifically to make money for funding grants. they come up with a theme and wacky outfit and loony backstory but at the end of the work day they change back into their alter ego (tired scientist with bags under their eyes and a hotpocket stuck in their labcoat). they're actually very mild mannered irlāthe villain persona comes from their background in Theatre Arts
And this is why Bruce Wayne keeps trying to fund scientific research. But he doesnāt have the means to fund everything. So yet again villainy ends up still being the largest source of academic funding in Gotham.
When you request funding, if itās from Wayne enterprises you need to include a bit about how itāll benefit society. But depending on the shadow org youāre getting it from, every professor knows you need to include stuff about how it might progress or benefit efforts to potentially cure incurable diseases, or progress our understanding of extreme emotions like fear, or protect the environment, etc. There is one company where you merely need to mention penguins at some point, so thereās an academic paper out there about the effects of poverty on the LGBTQ+ community that happens to use a fictional community of penguins as example all the time. Two different organizations only give grants if there are enough puns in the request. And thereās one that seems to only give grants to researchers who want to solve some difficult scientific quandary, some big mathematical or linguistic puzzle or paradox that no one has figured out yet.
Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!
Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.
Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!
You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.