Aww Sister Love

"awe u guyz luk so ciut togethga"

[tiktoks-we-like]

[ly0nheart1]

Someone get this girl a TV series.

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[varijacija]

Imagine someone saying this to you after you said that I would lose my shit the epic highs and lows guy would be dead on the spot

[lastvalyrian]

rip to your nana but high school football is different

[bushybrowboy69-deactivated20150]

This is so specific I’m screaming who hurt you

[casualhibiscus]

My friend posted this the other day and I had to share it. Her cat looks so damn pleased with himself, it’s great.

[is-nomine-vacans]

The question is: why this person has gay pride flag in her window

[procrastinatingpainting]

well man i’ll give you 4 fucking guesses

[cosmonautroger]

[marxism-kirbyism-deactivated202]

Same energy

[azaleatown]

Throw the word metaphysical into a conversation

[papasmoke]

Just got back from my metaphysical my doctor says i got bad vibes

[rosetower]

[peanutbutterenjoyer]

[changeduser00000000000]

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

[swmngpools]

[literallysame]

oh my god

[shoe-sheriff]

They killed him

[cuisses-de-tonnerre]

he is no longer here, he is sitting on the comfort couch

[toloserswithlove-deactivated201]

[v0mmym0mmy-deactivated20200323]

Here's pics of it happening btw

[0-memento-mori-0]

Can we please just-

[iwtv1976]

[levialthan]

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, September 2, 1908

All the presidents merged into one man! 

[kisshugger-deactivated20171213]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[rhodochrosite-love]

Please god let me go to work and have a good amount of customers tonight

[duplexide]

The bizarre line delivery in the Invader Zim pilot is severely underrated 

[worldsmostautisticdogboy-deacti]

Whats the matter? Scared of

beens???

SPACE BOI?

nonsense. i love beans

I Love Them

[bigspender]

if I ever say I hate men just remember it’s only bc men have hated me first, more prominently, cruelly, and violently than I’d ever dream of doing

[catchymemes]

[totallyradicalblog-blog]

Chomp

[bitchthepotsis]

Him beginning a scream at the last second  👌

[greyhyms-deactivated20220506]

not that i’d actually wanna live in a different time period, thanks very much, but also lately im vibing the idea of being born hundreds years ago when an army trudges through my city and kills all my loved ones and i must assume a male disguise in order to seek revenge in this male-dominated society so i cut my hair short and slick it back and join the army and learn how to use a big heavy broadsword and i soon have a reputation as a great swordsman which is only overpowered by my reputation as a great lover despite the fact i never take all my clothes off but i still manage to get all the women and the other guys in my regiment can’t figure out how i’m so good with them but i just gotta shrug and play up the ladies man thing until one day i meet a princess of the blood and im charged with protecting her on a journey out of the capital but we get separated from the rest of the regiment and i start developing feelings for her because she’s spunky but i know It Can Never Be for a number of reasons and then one night she catches me bathing in the moonlight and i instinctively draw my sword because No One Can Know My Womanly Secret but also she’s the princess and also also now i’m in love with her so i simply hand the sword over but she throws it aside with a clatter and throws herself at me and we make love by the lakeside and the next day i put on my soldiers gear and we keep moving wondering what the future will hold when the enemy horde comes upon us and i defend her but am outnumbered when suddenly our separated guards catch up and we fight the invaders and i kill the man who slaughtered my family because he is conveniently part of this regiment and we’re all happy for our victory but i still look sadly at the princess because It Can Still Never Be and i must take her to the capital to meet her betrothed and we kiss and make love sadly in a tent one last time but then we finally reach the city it turns out her fiance is a huge Gay too and has a huge entourage of gays following him around and brushing lint out of his fur coats and he hires me to be the queen’s bodyguard wink wink nudge nudge and i meet her nightly using a secret passageway under the castle and also i get a really cool new sword and history doesnt remember me as anything more than a friend to the queen until centuries later when a bunch of love letters are found in a secret compartment under the castle by a lesbian librarian who was researching the local history and she falls in love with the lady castle tour guide as they bond over an interest in our love story the end 

[imperatorsapphiosa]

OP you just wrote a whole ass novel get that published

[imperatorsapphiosa]

Why would you hide this gem in the tags

[mallosoar]

You’re right. It’s true and I should say it

[noodle555]

OP POST THAT MOTHERFUCKING NOVEL

[fleckerdgirl]

Share this Bran of luck to get a job without any experience