Astrology/humor

Capricorn sun, Gemini moon, scorpio rising🌹🌪 🌹 Meme enthusiast

[manincaffeine]

My favorite sex position is when you love them and they love you back.

[twitblr]

[basiccapricorn]

delightful

[flimflix]

[memorycycle]

when will it get easier

[gayray-deactivated20170310]

21 pilots was created by the government to permanently close your third eye

[himejoshikomaeda]

damn… they got ‘em.

[universetalkz]

Do not worry if your path seems lonely right now.

You are simply removing energies that no longer match the frequency of your future. You will soon attract people who truly deserve to walk that path with you.

[spiritualseeker777]

[positiveseed]

@positiveseed

[melancholicmonkeyme]

"Treat your inferiors in the way in which you would like to be treated by your own superiors. Only an absolute fool values a man according to his clothes, or according to his social positions, which after all is only something that we wear like clothing"

— Letter XLVII - Seneca, Letters From a Stoic

[thebootydiaries]

My eyes: crying 👁💦

Outside: raining 🌧☁️☔️

Feeling: alone 👎👤

Despa: cito 😔

[tollhousecookiedough-deactivate]

Hotel: trivago 🏢

[thebootydiaries]

hi tumblr community . genuine question from a concerned mother , my toddler son is 2 ft tall that boy is getting NO hoes fr fr what do i do ? any other mothers with similar experiences ? Please reach out

[thebootydiaries]

[thebootydiaries]

just saw a flat-earther tweet “need me a thick girl with curves” is that allowed ?

[this-blog-blocks-lackadaisy-fans]

[thebootydiaries]

[basiccapricorn]

Have I always been this funny or ?

[01101010-01100100]

2017 is the year we find love

[nyagga]

even the uglies?

[01101010-01100100]

Especially us uglies

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[exactly-k-j-deactivated20250612]

[transsorceress]

don't MAKE me turn this hero's journey around!

[altospaceangel]

Aww, is somebody still in “refusal of the call”?