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I love all my main characters equally. *closes closet door to hide the shrine to one character in particular*
A funny concept I have never seen in Shen Jiu centric or disciple era fics but someone really should have written before.
Yue Qi, dragging blood covered seething feral teen Shen Jiu to the Peak Lords: "this is Xiao Jiu, he is my friend and he saved my life and killed a demonic cultivator. Can we keep him? Pretty please"
Qing Jing Peak Lord, deciding adopting a malnourished teenager he literally watched on magical cultivator television kill several disciples and then his own master, like that's not going to stab him in the back: "dibs, lmao, this'll be hilarious."
Writes the name Xiao Jiu (not Shen Jiu, it's important for the hilarity) in the book where the disciples names are recorded ...but not the characters for Little Nine. Because of homonyms. Instead the book reads his name as ćĺ (XiÇo JiĂš).
This character for Xiao means the dawn/daybreak or to understand. The character for Jiu means to fault/blame, or Misfortune/Disaster. Poetically his new legal name can be translated to "Dawn of Disaster" or "To Understand Misfortune". Very in character. But why is this funny? Its funny my friends because of this.
Disciple, waving cheerfully: "Yo, Xiao Jiu! Are you heading to the library?"
(Intent, respectful: "Greetings, Ominous Harbinger of Doom! Shall we study?")
Shen Jiu, stops dead in his tracks, fan snaps shut and his eyes narrow into slits: "Kill yourself."
(What he heard, insulting: "Yo, Little Trainwreck! Off to read some books?")
And, because of this ...For the rest of his life he is referred to as Xiao-shixiong or Xiao-fengzhu. He has to keep a straight face as he's basically called a hot mess to his face all the time and because he's never certain if his sect mates are calling him little senior brother/or our little peak lord or not.
And it's all Yue Qi's fault. Forever. It does not matter if the qijiu misunderstanding gets cleared up because Shen Jiu is going to kill him for telling everyone his name is Xiao Jiu.
Bonus: whenever Yue Qi calls him "Xiao Jiu" he can't say don't call me that and not make different misunderstandings because that's his name as far as everyone is convinced. Now everyone thinks Yue Qi is being incredibly overly familiar with the pissiest disciple on the peak, leading to Yue Qi getting saddled with a reputation as a pushy cut-sleeve who likes the fierce cold type.
If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.
If youâre also melting somewhere out there, consider this your daily dose of fan-powered emotional support. And donât forget to stay hydrated. Happy Caturday đ˝đ¤
Sunny taking a peak at Starflights drawing when they were in the cave.
Canât believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck
The timeline for Heroes of Olympus is beyond crazy.
It starts in mid-late December and only 4 days away from the winter solstice. Jason, Piper, and Leo have to get from CHB all the way to San Francisco in only 4 days while also dealing with monster attacks and stopping for help in Quebec.
It took Percy, Annabeth, and Grover two weeks to get from CHB to Los Angeles in the first series and the main antagonist of that series wanted them to get there quicker.
The trio somehow managed to get there and free Hera on time and then there is a six month pause as nothing happens.
Yes, Leo and co. needed to build the ship but there isnt much of a reason why Percy couldn't be doing his thing with the Romans while the ship was being built.
Speaking of the Romans, Son of Neptune takes place over 4.5-5 days. Its the 20th when the SoN trio set out to Hubbard Glaciar to free Thanatos from Alyconeus and they need to do that before the 24th.
From San Francisco to Hubbard Glaciar is a 15-17 hour trip. Just getting to and from Camp Jupiter would have taken 2 of their 4 days.
The group also had to stop and try and get help from the Amazon's, got held up by Phineas and the Harpies, literally slept at Franks Grandma's house, and took shelter with Iris from the approaching army of monsters.
They actually do miss the deadline for freeing Thanatos since they defeat Alyconeus on the 24th and have to use Arion to get back to camp but it doesnt do anything since Octavian doesnt become praetor like the threat has set up.
From there all through Mark of Athena and until the ending of Blood of Olympus is one month and 7 days.
One. Month. Seven. Days.
Somehow the seven managed to get from San Francisco to Kansas, have a chat and friend in a random field, fly from Kansas to Georgia, play a puzzle game and get ambushed by Octavian and co, flee the US entirely before stopping at the straight of Gibraltar to talk with Hercules, do a side quest for Hercules, sail to Rome and both free Nico from a jar and find the Athena Parthenos, sail around the Mediterranean from Libya to Malta to Epirus, defeat Cricus or whatever that giants name was, sail to Ithaca and all around the islands of Greece, and have a major battle in Athena where Gaia rises from her sleep.
Most of this isnt including the stops to fight monsters, meet with gods, or having a drawn out side quest.
All of that happens in one month and seven days.
No wonder Heroes of Olympus is a mess if the majority of the stuff that happens in the series takes place in little over a month.
I didnt even mention most of what happened with the "war" between Greeks vs. Romans.
Compared to the series before and after Heroes of Olympus, Rick probably should have done another draft before actually publishing it.
The first series took over 4 years in universe to complete and while the third series takes about the same amount of time (December to August again) notably the story doesnt leave the US and has a lot less going on.
Only one group of villians (the triumvirate) to deal with and a lot less travel time, side plots, and the monster attacks were mostly kept to a minimum.
People with psychotic disorders are neurodivergent too.
People with personality disorders are neurodivergent too.
People with substance abuse disorders are neurodivergent too.
People with tic disorders are neurodivergent too.
People with bipolar disorder are neurodivergent too.
People with dissociative disorders are neurodivergent too.
Neurodivergence isnât just ADHD, autism, anxiety, and depression. (Plus those last two also get left out sometimes!) Neurodivergence is anything that affects your brain.
âNeurodivergent people hate loud noisesâ is actually just as valid as a statement as âneurodivergent people have delusions,â âneurodivergent people have tics,â or even âneurodivergent people have low empathy.â
you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.
you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.
you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.
you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.
you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.
you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.
you have to be kind. you have to be kind.
Love not having a âââfandomâââ specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house
Okay I've just if you google @ (a username) ai overview can tell you shit about the user. This is of course horrifying but here's how you turn that off
Go to your blog and press settings (the wheel in the top corner on mobile)
Scroll down to "visibility"
Make sure this setting is turned on (should be the one at the bottom)
And yes you need to do this on all of your sideblogs too
I have got to stop using reddit so much. I should not have had to get onto my backup account just to report transphobia.
Especially since that transphobia breaks the first rule on the subreddit.
"Next time give me the money dont just set it on the counter."
MOTHERFUCKER I TRIED. YOU WERE SO BUSY GRABBING THE BAGS THAT MY ARM STARTED HURTING FROM HOLDING IT OUT.
"Your snooty every time I come in and ive tried giving you the benefit of the doubt"
OH IM SORRY I CANT REGULATE MY TONE AND FACIAL FEATURES. SO SORRY YOU FIND MY ATTITUDE SNOOTY AND RUDE ILL JUST CARVE MYSELF A NEW BRAIN SO I CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
"I called you ten times and I know you heard me."
THE OVEN IS SO LOUD I CANT HEAR MY SELF THINK MUCH LESS YOUR MUTED ASS GOING "MA'AM" IN A OCTAVE THAT WOULDNT SCARE A SQUIRREL.
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
â30-50 wild hogsâ for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
âwhat were YOU doing at the devils sacramentâ for how do you know that without being a part of it.
âanyone in this thread smoke weedâ for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
âdogs are boys and cats are girlsâ for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
âcolor theory in a childrens hospitalâ for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
âyou are a tar pitâ for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
âis the __ in the room with us right now?â for I Donât Think Thatâs Real.
âbean soup? im allergic to beans!â for ik this doesnât work for you, but thatâs not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
âpeople irl: hey man hows it goingâ for this will Never Matter irl
Shen Qiao and Shen Qingqiu would either be very close friends or would be extremely passive aggressive to each other while bitching in private. Or both
I don't know how they would get along on a conversational level either but I DO know that he would sniff out that protagonist energy in a second (he's genre savvy, he knows what happens when you mess with an "ex" martial arts master who seems blind and helpless, especially if they're carrying a walking stick) and he wants nothing to do with that, he has his hands full dealing with his own protagonist, thanks
love watching Yan Wushi fumble this so hard that he's now jealous of himself
It will never not be funny to me that in Thousand Autumns, Shen Qiao is just the one normal, reasonable person while everyone else is living in a classic Wuxia drama
Basically every book conversation is just this:
Yu Ai: I had to poison you because you disagreed with everything I said, so I deemed you an incapable and naive sect leader! You would bring Mt. Xuandu to ruin!
Shen Qiao: I'm sorry, "had" to? We could've talked things out, y'know, like how normal people settle disagreements, but no, poison was clearly the only option left. You "had" to poison me. Right.
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Yan Wushi: You and I are diametrically opposed. You are weak and undeserving of my attention. You fail to live up to my expectations and bring shame upon your master's legacy. Why would I need a friend like you so presume?
Shen Qiao: I didn't say you needed one, just that that's what I call you. You literally followed me around for months, ate with me, sparred with me, saved my life, and opened my eyes to the outside world... What on earth did you want me to call you that wouldn't be rude?
(Honestly knowing YWS's melodramatic ass, SQ probably just went through a mental list of statuses you could give to someone based on their proximity, realized that YWS is very much an outlier and also very much particular about his titles and general importance, picked "friend" as the safest option.)
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Chen Gong: You look down on me because I'm from poor origins and never had the background or pedigree that you did so you disdain my methods!
Shen Qiao: ... You are holding. A child. Hostage. Literally every time I've met you you're doing something that doesn't agree with my morals and endangering human life. I genuinely do not care about your background, you just happen to be doing something I don't agree with and also tends to end up becoming my problem.
(No really, CG has like such a massive unrequited hatred for SQ while SQ is just lamenting that they somehow always end up meeting at the worst times in the worst places)
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Half of the characters: Look how lowly you've become! From sect leader to boy toy! Everyone point and laugh!
Shen Qiao: Harsh but true, I suppose. Oh well, I should get back to what I'm doing.