yeah no i'm so sorry jacob tierney deserves a nobel peace prize for adapting the phone call scene of ilya's confession as beautifully as he did because what the fuck is this
THAT'S HOW WE FIND OUT ILYA'S IN LOVE WITH SHANE? THAT?????

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yeah no i'm so sorry jacob tierney deserves a nobel peace prize for adapting the phone call scene of ilya's confession as beautifully as he did because what the fuck is this
THAT'S HOW WE FIND OUT ILYA'S IN LOVE WITH SHANE? THAT?????
The timeline for Heroes of Olympus is beyond crazy.
It starts in mid-late December and only 4 days away from the winter solstice. Jason, Piper, and Leo have to get from CHB all the way to San Francisco in only 4 days while also dealing with monster attacks and stopping for help in Quebec.
It took Percy, Annabeth, and Grover two weeks to get from CHB to Los Angeles in the first series and the main antagonist of that series wanted them to get there quicker.
The trio somehow managed to get there and free Hera on time and then there is a six month pause as nothing happens.
Yes, Leo and co. needed to build the ship but there isnt much of a reason why Percy couldn't be doing his thing with the Romans while the ship was being built.
Speaking of the Romans, Son of Neptune takes place over 4.5-5 days. Its the 20th when the SoN trio set out to Hubbard Glaciar to free Thanatos from Alyconeus and they need to do that before the 24th.
From San Francisco to Hubbard Glaciar is a 15-17 hour trip. Just getting to and from Camp Jupiter would have taken 2 of their 4 days.
The group also had to stop and try and get help from the Amazon's, got held up by Phineas and the Harpies, literally slept at Franks Grandma's house, and took shelter with Iris from the approaching army of monsters.
They actually do miss the deadline for freeing Thanatos since they defeat Alyconeus on the 24th and have to use Arion to get back to camp but it doesnt do anything since Octavian doesnt become praetor like the threat has set up.
From there all through Mark of Athena and until the ending of Blood of Olympus is one month and 7 days.
One. Month. Seven. Days.
Somehow the seven managed to get from San Francisco to Kansas, have a chat and friend in a random field, fly from Kansas to Georgia, play a puzzle game and get ambushed by Octavian and co, flee the US entirely before stopping at the straight of Gibraltar to talk with Hercules, do a side quest for Hercules, sail to Rome and both free Nico from a jar and find the Athena Parthenos, sail around the Mediterranean from Libya to Malta to Epirus, defeat Cricus or whatever that giants name was, sail to Ithaca and all around the islands of Greece, and have a major battle in Athena where Gaia rises from her sleep.
Most of this isnt including the stops to fight monsters, meet with gods, or having a drawn out side quest.
All of that happens in one month and seven days.
No wonder Heroes of Olympus is a mess if the majority of the stuff that happens in the series takes place in little over a month.
I didnt even mention most of what happened with the "war" between Greeks vs. Romans.
Compared to the series before and after Heroes of Olympus, Rick probably should have done another draft before actually publishing it.
The first series took over 4 years in universe to complete and while the third series takes about the same amount of time (December to August again) notably the story doesnt leave the US and has a lot less going on.
Only one group of villians (the triumvirate) to deal with and a lot less travel time, side plots, and the monster attacks were mostly kept to a minimum.
If Rick Riordan's version of Loki is like the Joker, then his version of Sigyn is like Harley Quinn. And they both embody the same problem to me. I can't like reading about abusive relationships. Joker being abusive to Harley makes him a horrible character, and it detracts from my ability to enjoy him. Similarly, Loki being abusive (or at least seemingly implied to be abusive) to Sigyn makes me hate him. But in both these cases, I don't hate the characters. I actually hate the writers.
Because the writers didn't have to make this about abuse. A villian can have a wife or a sidekick who actually cares about them. It doesn't have to always be about abusive power dynamics. And the fact that it always seems to end up that way really just annoys me. I prefer not to think of abuse on a day to day basis. I know it happens, but it's just an uncomfortable thing that makes bad writing seem worse. It's almost lazy to fall back on the cliche of having a villain be abusive. It's not fun.
I think Loki actually is a good father. He was locked to a rock, chained up with the entrails of his dead children! Venom dripped in his eyes! I imagine he could only have been grateful his wife even tried to lessen his pain. It really just makes me uncomfortable reading about how Loki abuses his partner. It doesn't feel right. It feels wrong. And everytime I see a villain who's actually super compelling and sympathetic doing something like this, I think it'll bring me a little bit of agony inside. Gods, I hate it.
PS: I still have 49 pages left as I write this, but I think I see what Rick's building to. Sigyn is going to betray Loki because he's abusive. Then Magnus and Alex are going to get together for their "happy ending" (based on teasing and bullying), and then this book is going to foreshadow Jason Grace's death. I remember they did that one. So all of this is really steaming me up, and I don't even see the point in reading anymore. But I only have 49 pages, so I guess I should just tough it out.
happy white straight neurotypical pjo day! today is a day for us to celebrate that Percy Jackson and his friends are all ‘painfully straight’ as per riordan’s blog posts, as well as the absolutely fantastic poc rep in canon, and the really just top-notch neurodivergent representation to boot! I love this fandom its such a positive environment theres no toxic people at all!!!
@people who say stuff like “rick riordan’s representation is amazing!” let’s talk about how the sole asian representation in the pjo universe consists of
raj mandeli the calculus whiz who yells something in urdu which percy thinks means “i have to go potty,” and then runs away from the laestrygonians
why is this problematic? raj mandeli is a very stereotypical portrayal of south asians. the way urdu is treated as a joke is immature and feels borderline offensive. It rubs me the wrong way.
pranjal the healer who is the ✨only named medic at camp jupiter✨
why is this problematic? perhaps i’m being too nitpicky with this one, but a doctor of all professions? seriously? a lot of us receive immense pressure from family members to become doctors. It would have been nice if we could be represented in a way that breaks stereotypes. I’m not saying it’s bad to have pranjal be a doctor, but why is the sole south asian representation in the pjo universe a doctor and a calculus whiz?
drew tanaka the bully,,,do I seriously need to elaborate on this one?
why is this problematic? she’s a bully. I repeat, she’s a BULLY.
mrs. chase the “evil asian stepmom”
why is this problematic? not really gonna elaborate on this one much because i don’t feel it’s my place to talk about how she treated annabeth. but having both of your two female asian characters be portrayed as a bully/antagonist is just,,,not okay.
i’m open to debate about any of this, but non-asians don’t clown please
looking at carter kane fanart/official art
@ rick stans shut the fuck up
Sam arched an eyebrow. "Being 'religious and all,' a lot of things bother me about this place." She gestured around us. "I had to do some soul searching once I realized my dad was...you know, Loki. I still don't accept the idea that the Norse gods are gods. They're just powerful beings. Some of them are my annoying relatives. But they are no more than creations of Allah, the only god, just like you and I are."
Neither I nor Rick Riordan are muslim, so i feel afraid i'm going to wade deep into controversy here. But I need to express my opinion, so here we go:
I think I get what Rick Riordan is doing. It's got two main purposes. One: He's probably trying to please his religious fans, by making it clear that the capital G god of Christian/Jewish/Islamic faith is more powerful and omnipotent than the norse gods. Two: He's possibly trying to blend all the different mythological worlds he can.
And like...I can respect both of these possible angles. But I still feel like it's invalidating to not refer to the Norse Gods as real Gods. I think they're real gods. I refuse to hear slander that says otherwise. I'm not even really religious, but I know slander when I read it. And I just hate seeing polytheistic religions being put down so that monotheistic religions. I can't think of how much more I can say here now, but i'll just repeat myself one more time: I hate seeing polytheistic religions being put down to lift up monotheistic religions, since it just feels unfair.