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[basilisk1nk]

cis tme lesbian, previously a cannibal! but i am reformed :3

self-lubricating fleshlight for @petzah394again :3 (we're also dating now!!!)

a friend called me basil and i really like that, so if i havent told you my irl name, you can call me that! :3

you can find my writing under.... #mywriting lol

askilisk for asks

[cannibalcaprine]

TIP: in the event of REALLY HIGH, you can HUMP ANOTHER GIRL like a PLUSHIE for like half and hour have the BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFT about it

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

[tumbwr]

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you

[petzah394again]

Old?

I was old once.

I went to the beach

The beach with rocks

The rocks made me old

[glintblade]

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

[glintblade]

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[7777777awawawa7777777]

cis men are doing forcemasc self hypnosis every day

[7777777awawawa7777777]

cis men know that it’s possible to be amab and not a man and it’s their biggest fear

[isuggestforcefem]

I’m coming for them.

[missstrogen]

I still am

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

can you usually tell if you are having sex or not

yes

no

I don't have sex

Voting ended onJun 4

[virtualgirladvance]

i never know when im flirting and only sometimes know what's considered sex...

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

I'm realizing as I go to answer this myself that I can't always tell either and that there really should be a sometimes option

[virtualgirladvance]

making out isn't sex. hands in the pants is sex im pretty sure. mouth on boob? dry humping with clothes on for a bit but not going any further or for long? biting so hard you see stars? that thing with the screwdriver? 🤷‍♀️

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

All of those can and cannot be sex, depends

[inforapennyinforapunned]

Everything can be sex for those who are truly enlightened

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[theo-the-cat-guy]

I always forget that when est. Is on something like this it means established and not estimated

[woost46]

Big plushies are the second best thing in the world

The best thing is trans women

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

say it with your WHOLE chest, comrade

[petzah394again]

Bottomless surgery

The neo-vagina just keeps going

[yay-bunnies-zone]

hi bunnys we made this 2 months ago but i dont think i sent it

thadtsright. bunnies can havw a little strawby treat every once and a while

[penguintim]

"Heterostraightphobia doesn't exist"

Me, an innocent heterostraight: Good macklemorning to you

Tumbler SWJs:

[mollyjames]

If you ask me, the internet could do with a lot less "fandom" and a lot more femdom

[dailyralsei]

drawing streak: 453 || full 1,000+ ralsei archive