PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
ojovivo
trying on a metaphor
occasionally subtle
will byers stan first human second
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@basiliska
REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL
boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy
t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme
GET BACK TO WORK
lilchar
haiku of despair
Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"
Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit
Man I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force Unit Patrol Squad 1 Something You Know Whatever TV Show Show Forever, gotta be one of my favorite shows
Aqua Teen Forever! ✌️💖
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden
anyone else having a real fun time unlearning “explicitly stating your wants is selfish and people will like you less if you do more than suggest or hint at your true wishes”
How are we as a society going to claw our way back from the fact that a not-insignificant portion of our population is incurably fucking stupid and superstitious in ways we used to mock Pilgrims for being?
There is a substantial portion of our country that (1) believes Satan is real, (2) that he is actively working to harm them, (3) that these plans are at times enacted through country music shows at the Las Vegas Sphere by the guy who sang Chicken Fry, and (4) vote.
Today's Seals Are: Full Of Love
Feeding them hot metal shapes.....
When They Are Fed 10,000° Molten Metal Heart You Will Filled With Cuteness! 🥰
i know the whole "americans are anti intellectual" things does numbers on here (cause it's true) but like youll meet one european bitch and theyll be like oh yea i didnt know black people had organs until i was 15 :D
Someone said “loved to the point of invention,” and I’m personally in shambles.