[Jason and Cass break up an operation that Scarface, The Ventriloquist and The Condiment King are running out of an abandoned Gotham apartment]
Jason(as Red Hood): Looks like me and Orphan caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha having?
The Ventriloquist: Uh, hamburgers.
Jason(as Red Hood): Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! What kind of hamburgers?
The Ventriloquist: Uh, Ch-cheeseburgers.
Jason(as Red Hood): No, where'd you get them? McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack in the Box, WHERE?
The Ventriloquist: Um, Big Kahuna Burgers.
Jason(as Red Hood): Big Kahuna Burgers! That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they've got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself, how are they?
The Ventriloquist: ...They're good.
Jason(as Red Hood): You mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?
The Ventriloquist: Yeah.
[Jason takes a bite of the Hamburger]
Jason(as Red Hood): Mmm, this is a tasty burger! Orphan, you ever had a Big Kahuna Burger? (Cass shakes her head) Want a bite, they're real tasty.
Cass(as Orphan): Ain't hungry.
Jason(as Red Hood): Well, if you like burgers, give them a try sometime. Me, I can't usually get 'em because my girlfriend's a vegetarian, which, pretty much makes me a vegetarian. I do love the taste of a good burger. (turns to The Ventriloquist) You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
The Ventriloquist: Um, no.
Jason(as Red Hood): Tell 'em, Orphan.
Cass(as Orphan): Royale with cheese.
Jason(as Red Hood): "Royale with cheese." Know why they call it that?
The Ventriloquist: Uh, because of the the metric system?
Jason(as Red Hood): (smiles at The Ventriloquist) Check out the big brain on The Ventriloquist! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right, the metric system.
The Ventriloquist: [to Red Hood] Look, I'm sorry, I-I didn't get your name. I got yours, uh, Orphan, right? But-But I-I never got your...
Jason(as Red Hood): My name is Pitt, and your ass ain't talking your way outta this shit.
The Ventriloquist: [rising] No, no, no. I just want you to know how – [Red Hood motions him to sit down] I just want you to know how sorry we are that-that things got so fucked up with us and-and Batman. I-I-It...we-we got into this thing with the best intentions. Really. I never...
[Red Hood shoots Scarface, The Ventriloquist recoils in horror]
Jason(as Red Hood): Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were sayin' something about "best intentions"? [silence] What's the matter? Oh, y-you were finished? Oh, well, allow me to retort. What does Batman look like?
The Ventriloquist: ..What?
Jason(as Red Hood): [angrily throws the small table in the room] What country are you from!?
The Ventriloquist: Wha-what?
Jason(as Red Hood): "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"!?
The Ventriloquist: What?
Jason(as Red Hood): ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
The Ventriloquist: Yes!!
Jason(as Red Hood): THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING!
The Ventriloquist: Yes..!
Jason(as Red Hood): DESCRIBE WHAT BATMAN “LOOKS” LIKE!!!
The Ventriloquist: Wha-what I—?
Jason(as Red Hood): [points gun directly in The Ventriloquist's face] SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!!!!
The Ventriloquist: H-H-He's black...
Jason(as Red Hood): GO ON!
The Ventriloquist: ...He's scary...!
Jason(as Red Hood): Does he look like a bitch?!
The Ventriloquist: What? [Red Hood shoots The Ventriloquist in the shoulder] AGHH!! Anh..!!
Jason(as Red Hood): DOES! HE! LOOK!... LIKE! A BITCH?!?!
The Ventriloquist: NO!!!
Jason(as Red Hood): Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Wesker?
The Ventriloquist: I didn't...!
Jason(as Red Hood): Yes, you did! YES, you DID, Wesker! You tried to fuck him.
The Ventriloquist: No... no....
Jason(as Red Hood): But Batman don't like to be fucked by anybody except Superman. You read the Bible, Wesker?
The Ventriloquist: [gasping for breath] Yes...!
Jason(as Red Hood): Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, it sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is He who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for He is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. [begins pacing about the room] And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord... [pulls out his gun and aims at The Ventriloquist] ...when I lay My vengeance upon thee."
[The Ventriloquist shrieks in horror as Red Hood shoots him repeatedly]
Condiment King: Oh fuck. I'm fucked. Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Cass(as Orphan): Is he a friend of yours?
Jason(as Red Hood): Hmm? Oh, Orphan, Buddy. Buddy, Orphan.
Cass(as Orphan): Better tell him to shut the fuck up, he's getting on my nerves.
Jason(as Red Hood): Buddy. Buddy. BUDDY! I'd knock that shit off if I was you.















