just found out that apparently reddit had its own "i like your shoelaces" thing.
their phrase is "teh narwhal bacons at midnight" and to be completely honest that is infinitely worse. say what you will about tumblr but at least we didnt do that
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just found out that apparently reddit had its own "i like your shoelaces" thing.
their phrase is "teh narwhal bacons at midnight" and to be completely honest that is infinitely worse. say what you will about tumblr but at least we didnt do that
summer is so exhausting. i need mist, I need rain, I need to be frozen to the bone through my gauzy white gown on a full-moon autumn night while breathlessly running barefoot from my small rural village to meet up with my forest god boyfriend
youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s
this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama
…Dessert, but shot like Murder. I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.
…hell yes.
CSI: Willy Wonka
SLUR?????
My man said “boomer” with the hard “R”.
Sup, my Booma
They been calling themselves that for 50 years but now it is a problem? Ok boomer.
S L U R?????
Where can i find these shirts??
I found some here!
Everyone claims to have OCD until it's time to put the shopping cart in the cart corral.
Source: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts
What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon
when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY
shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up
Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)
The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.
The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit.
One of the tenants is a creative writing major and Gomez and Morticia house them up in the tower because of the quiet and the inspiring view
They’re supposed to be working on a typical coming-of-age story but after living with the Addams for just a week the project is becoming a horror-Gothic-romance
They go to their room after classes one day and find Thing correcting the grammar errors in the manuscript with a red pen
and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn’t stop gomez from shouting “capital idea!” and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they’re researching, so they basically end up living there for free
*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks
Fun fact!!
Cats don’t only purr because they’re content! When they’re sick, or when a kitten/companion is sick, they purr to help heal faster. So if you’re feeling down and your cat friend comes up to purr on you, it’s because they sense something’s up and they want to help you feel better!
Imagine beeing an animal that literally has a build in ‘comfort my loved ones’ function and still have people think you are an asshole by nature.
It’s a mix of hell and outer space.
how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then
dont quote me on this but im pretty sure weve only found baby giant squids so we dont actually know how big they can be
we also know like nothing about lobsters since most of them on the ocean floor and some marine scientists predict that, theoretically, there could be submarine sized lobsters
@leviathansuggestion @deepsea-suggestion
Um, what?
Y’all old
i think ppl saying this makes you old is funny lol i know college undergrads who are like frosh/sophomores who do this just so they have time to go to class and do work. i’ve been to house parties that were absolutely raging from 9-11 and shut down at exactly midnight like… some ppl just have shit to do bro it’s not bad to better plan your fun time lmao.
Reminder that ppl are literally brainwashed into thinking that caring for themselves is for ‘old’ ppl. You don’t have to trash your sleep cycle just to be cool it’s ok.
Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them.
How was this even caught on camera?
did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet
Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?
Cats are better than you.
Cats are the deadliest predators and are the No.1 cause for the extinction of several species that never had natural predators. Re, Australia, Madagascar, etc.
Cats are eight-pound murder machines and we keep picking them up and smooching their fluffy heads.
you learn to take the little victories
I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC
OMG SAME FOR BOTH
I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row
when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take
i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore
Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste