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In case you missed it Tim full on punches himself in his own face during his lightbulb moment. The truest disaster bi
Hi everyone! I know this is kind of a long shot, but I’m currently working on a research paper for my elective Harry Potter class in uni. It’s about the fandom and how we’ve created so many different forms of media and art in response to the series and I’m focusing heavily on the StarKid musicals. If you’re someone who’s seen or who loves the A Very Potter Musical series, if you could take the time to fill out this survey about your opinions of the series, it would really save me and I would very much appreciate it. It’s all anonymous and everything and shouldn’t take you too long. Again, if you’d like to fill it out, I would be eternally grateful (it’s meant to be ten pages long so I need all the extra information I can get).
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfc_touEC5HLoHPNUIMTl7ukkeoMZmOLiqw0EyD23PW5EqSqw/viewform?usp=sf_link
Sharing this on here too since it's where I have the largest following. I would be so grateful if you would fill this out so that I don't have to struggle too much with trying to reach the page count.
Batfam Headcanon (Disney Parks Edition)
Tim is both extremely impressed by the technology that goes into all of the audio animatronics and how realistic they look while simultaneously being creeped out by them if he gets too close to one. Because of this, he sits in the back row in the Hall of Presidents and in the Carousel of Progress while everyone else sits as close to the front as they can get.
Whoops posted this on main but I'm too lazy to redo it so here is the post intended for this blog 😂
We’ve been blessed by Dexter Soy’s Jason with his white streak! A win for Jason Todd nation <3
Hell yes!
The Addams Family (and its sequel) is the one Halloween movie the entire Batfamily can agree upon and enjoy without a fight. There is something there for everyone to love as Dick loves the family themes in the films, Jason relates to Wednesday wholeheartedly, Tim loves how they subvert the traditional American film tropes and cliches, Damian loves the antics the kids get up to, Bruce loves Gomez and Morticia's genuine love and affection for for each other, and Alfred finds their little traditions and antics amusing. Every October, they watch the movies at least twice each, but usually more than that. They quote it daily even when it's not October. Every time the theme song comes on, no matter what they're doing, they will drop everything and do the snaps on instinct. Barbara played the song over comms once and civilians caught each of them doing the snaps individually on video. There is now a compilation of those videos on YouTube with millions of views and it's become a meme.
Have a safe, happy, and candy-filled Halloween everyone!
Captain America: Civil War is banned in my house because everytime I watch it, I get very angry (passionate) about Team Iron Man vs Team Cap and I feel like the Batfamily has similar rules for certain movies too. Like Damian is not allowed to watch any of the Pirates of the Carribean movies because 'that's completely impractical, no sword fight would ever look like that!' and Jason is banned from watching most film adaptations of books because 'they're ruining it, oh my god! How could they do this?!'.
New Blog Alert!
Hey guys, I've been a bit MIA lately and that's because uni is crazy this year (4/5 of my courses are English courses so there is so much reading on top of regular assignments). I also just got accepted into the Honours English program at my uni today so yay for that! But because of this, I'll be insanely busy so if you want to hear more from me about school, study tips, and motivation (in my typical informal, slightly sarcastic style) I have created a new studyblr. I'll be most active on there and on the main blog than I will be on here, though I'll still post on here as much as I can because I'm in desperate need of a creative outlet. I thought I'd post about the new blog on here though for all of you who are in school, especially if your classes are online because mine are and I'll be talking about that a lot, in case you wanted to give it a follow. It's @stickynotesandstress and I hope everyone is well and if you're in school that you're trying to find time for yourself in all the studying because that's vital too :)
-Reece
“Mr. Clean” has got to be the best Lex Luthor burn in the history of dc comics and I’m willing to stake my reputation on it.
I love that the best Lex Luther burn in the history of DC came from Dick Grayson
This is exclusively how I will refer to Lex Luthor on this blog in the future
The Batfam as A Very Potter Musical Quotes
Dick: "Yeah, Hermione, I'm the boy who lived. Not died, god."
Jason: "Oh my god, I have to fight a goat? I don't think I can't do that morally..."
Tim: "I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie!"
Damian: "It's just every time I look at her I get pains in my chest, and I just know it's her fault, that bitch!"
Bruce: "Not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died."
Alfred: "What the devil is going on heeeere??"
What if Jason just subconsciously creates an orphanage when he brings kids from the streets the Ma Gunns place so then they could live there - when he realises this he pays monthly a few hundred thousand dollars so then Ma can treat them all (because he knows that’s what it’s like) and some leftover for Ma so she’s not really working for free - all the kids look forward to his visits to 👏
Okay, this has been sitting in my inbox for a while and I love it, but have been slow getting to it because things are crazy with me lately. Classes started back up again and let me tell you, online university is so terrible and worse than in-person education. However, it is the safest thing for everyone so my complaints should be kept to a minimum. To all of you dealing with online university/high school though, I feel you and my inbox is always open if you wanna vent/talk/whatever :)
Jason would absolutely do this. He is the Red Hood and he does a better job at protecting the Narrows and helping its people than Batman ever did because he does more than stop crime. He’s regulated the drug trade to keep kids safe, he checks in on the sex workers and makes sure they’re safe, and of course he would keep the orphans on the streets safe too.
He’s been there before and he never wants them to suffer like he did so he sets up the orphanage and makes sure they have everything they need. Money for new clothes, food, for fees for field trips at school, and gets them each their own phone so they can call for help if they ever get into trouble. The orphanage is stocked with every book imaginable and the latest computers so they can get their homework done.
You know whenever Jason would show up, he’d end up helping kids with their work and asking them about the friends they’ve made at school. He would also help the older kids with all things college from getting their extra curriculars in order to applying for scholarships to applying to school. He gets to be the cool uncle without ever actually have a niece or nephew. When the kids age out of the system and grow up, they still keep in touch with him and Jason checks in on them all and will help them out if they ever need anything.
When Tim finds out that Jason is the one behind the orphanage, Wayne Enterprises will make a very large donation and offer scholarships to many of the kids. However, this is all done anonymously because Tim is worried that Jason wouldn’t take it if he knew who it was from. He figures it out pretty quickly, but never says anything until years later when he takes Tim around to meet all of the kids that Tim’s money helped get through school. They all keep in touch after that, but they never do tell the rest of the family. They don’t do this for the recognition after all.
okay, i think about this one a lot. jason as a dad! would be the BEST. imagine him spoiling the hell out of this kid and putting away the red hood mantle in order to maintain this kids safety. the batkids babysit him and adore him and ahshsbdhssbgshw. also bruce trying to be a grandfather would be adorable
I love this and now I have so many ideas (ones involving him and Roy setting up play dates for Lian and Jason’s kid and Roy actually being happy and not unceremoniously killed off for no reason while Jason has no real reaction to it. Whoops, guess I’m still bitter about Heroes in Crisis).
Anyway, Jason would name his son Atticus (for obvious book related reasons) Bruce Todd. For years he would keep his son's middle name a secret, telling everyone he didn’t have a middle name until Dick found his birth certificate and posted it in the family group chat for everyone to see.
Bruce would be so touched by that, but he wouldn’t say anything, emotionally constipated vigilante that he is. However, his actions spoke louder than his lack of words because he spoiled that kid rotten. He didn’t just buy him anything and everything he ever wanted, though he did that too since he could never say no to Atticus, but he actually took nights off patrol and missed WE board meetings to spend time with him. He never understood Alfred's obsession with taking so many photos of him and the boys until Atticus was born and now Bruce’s phone is 90% full of pictures of his grandson.
Jason would pretend to object to Bruce spoiling Atticus or ask Bruce if he really needed another picture of his grandson, but this actually made him so happy. He saw his son having a life that he never got to have as a kid, growing up not worrying about where the next meal is coming from or sleeping with one eye open because his mom's dealers were on the warpath, and he would never ever doubt that he was loved. The whole big happy family thing was always a secret desire of Jason’s and now his son got to grow up never knowing anything less than this perfect, happy family.
After he gave up the Red Hood mantle, Jason focused on redistributing his wealth from his more villainous Red Hood days around the Narrows. He invested in local businesses, funded after school programs and tutors for kids who were struggling, he helped kids apply for scholarships and summer camps. His good work as Jason Todd ended up doing a lot more good for his neighbourhood than the Red Hood or Batman could have ever done. Atticus grew up at Jason’s side, volunteering and helping people who needed it. He never had any idea that his father used to be the Red Hood until he was a teenager and even then, didn’t quite believe it because of how much he’d changed to take care of his son.
Dick would teach the kid acrobatics and how to swing from the chandeliers and cartwheel up and down the bannisters and every time Jason caught him doing this, he would go into panic mode and worried about his son. Even though he and Dick both did much more dangerous things than Atticus in their youth than a few flips, Jason would always chastise Dick for encouraging such reckless behaviour and for introducing his son to Frozen. If he heard Let It Go one more time, he was going to lose it and take up the life of crime again just to beat his brother senseless.
Tim would be the cool uncle who traveled the world and never settles down, but always comes back with the coolest gifts and the craziest stories. We all know Tim (and Dick, but not to the same extent) would be telling this kid all kinds of stories about the reckless shit his father did when he was Atticus’ age while Jason tried to deny it. Tim would also introduce Atticus to the wonder that is the TV marathon and they would spend hours on the couch watching what Tim considered to be classics.
Damian, well he wouldn’t be as outwards as the others with his affections. Instead, he would gift Atticus with his favourite books and paintings and they would read or admire them together mostly silently. Jason wanted to make sure his son was well read and didn’t even have to try very hard thanks to Damian’s efforts. He would also be the one to bring strays home and make a beeline to Atticus because once he saw the animals, he became attached and nobody could say no to that face when he wanted something harmless. This is obviously a ploy for Damian to get around Bruce’s rules about ‘no more pets, we have enough already’ but Atticus doesn’t mind it one bit and pretends he has no idea of his uncle's ulterior motives.
Alfred would love this kid more than life itself. His first great grandchild had already brought him joy just by being born, but then he made things even better by causing Jason to give up the mantle he’d held for so long and he was happy at least one of them wasn’t in danger every night. The first thing he bought for newborn Atticus was a Superman onesie, because he knew it would amuse Jason and because he thought it would look so cute with the little cape attached to the back and everything. He would also teach the boy to cook, how to properly look after a house, and all of the ‘boring’ life lessons that so many young people aren’t being taught anymore. Alfred wanted to make sure Atticus would be able to be self-sufficient when the time came for him to go out into the world on his own and he was more than prepared thanks to his great grandfather.
Batfam Headcanon (Disney Parks Edition)
Jason once insulted Tim by saying these words, “you’re such a basic bitch that your favourite ride at Disney World is the monorail”. Tim stared back at him in shock before bursting into the monorail song from The Simpsons with zero shame... Jason joined in when he got to the chorus.
Things the Batfam has absolutely done in quarantine
Dick has made them all do a full on High School Musical marathon. Tim helped him decorate the screening room with Wildcat colours and posters of Zac Efron everywhere (a la A Very Potter Musical).
Jason and Damian have created their own strange version of a book club. They sit in the library and read the same books at the same time, but they don't speak to each other while reading or about the books after the fact.
Tim has actually been able to sleep for more than four hours in a row since patrol is only limited to extreme emergencies (Arkham or Blackgate breakouts). He now goes to bed at midnight and sleeps until noon. He hasn't gotten out of his pyjamas since March.
Cass is spending her days bingeing Netflix with all of Damian's pets who have grown attached to her since she's always home with them now. Damian always ends up joining them since he wants to spend time with his pets (and his sister even if he won't admit it).
Alfred has become the king of all stress bakers. He's made everything he's always wanted to try but never got around to. Every week he makes a batch of chocolate chip cookies on top of all his other baking. Jason helps him out with this most of the time and the two of them are often found in the kitchen with Jason's Spotify playlist cranked up.
Dick has taken to doing gymnastics everywhere in the house to get out his energy. He's sliding down the bannister, doing back handsprings to go the bathroom when he gets off the couch, using the chandeliers to propel himself through the air, cartwheeling up and down the hallways of the manor. Basically, now that he's home full time, he's turned back into his sixteen year old self and he hates it.
Bruce is going insane. He's getting more and more gray hair and the salons are closed so he can't get it dyed. Being home with all of his children at once was something he had always wished for and now that it's his reality, he realises to be careful what he wishes for. The boys are fighting one minute and getting along the next, Dick is breaking the furniture everywhere he turns, he's actually sick of baked goods, and he's trying to help Damian with his homework and yelling "how can they change math?! It's math!"
Every day Tim thinks that he's finally going to be productive and get everything done that he didn't have time for. Every day Tim is proven wrong and the next thing he knows it's already midnight and too late to do anything anyway. Instead he finds himself rewatching his old favourite shows on Netflix from the very beginning.
I recommend watching the animated show Hilda on netflix!! also the guy ritchie sherlock movies if you haven't watched them already. and i really hope you feel better before long ♡
I've heard good things about Hilda, so I'll have to check it out! Also, I've yet to see the Guy Ritchie Sherlock movies but my favourite podcast (shout out to the We Hate Movies guys for always keeping me laughing and entertained) just did an episode on the first one so I might actually watch that tomorrow night (tonight is the series finale of Agents of SHIELD so I'll be too busy crying to watch anything after that). Thank you for your kind words and recommendations, I seriously appreciate it so much ♥️
Life Update
So, it's been a while since I've posted on here (despite having plenty of ideas and half written headcanons/fanfics in my drafts) and I figured I'd fill everyone in on the exciting (not) goings on in my life. I've been home from work for the past two and a half weeks with a case of chronic laryngitis due to damaging my vocal chords at work.
How did this happen, you ask? Well, it all started when my favourite coworker and best source of folksy small town wisdom quit rather unexpectedly. When she quit, the people on our board of directors (not my direct manager who is actually amazing and super cool) decided to cheap out and not hire anyone in her place.
Normally, that wouldn't have been a problem since last summer, we had a staff of 12. This summer there were three of us plus our manager who worked on the floor with us. So yeah, things got crazy without her. I work in tourism and give tours to people that are essentially me talking non-stop for an hour. Before she quit, I was doing 2-3 a day. After she quit, they decided for some reason to only have one person doing all of the days tours (before it was 3 of us on the weekends and two during the week).
I was now doing 5 tours a day, that's five hours of talking non-stop and almost yelling to be heard through my mask and over the loud air conditioning (not that I'm complaining about masks because they are so so so important and that hasn't been an issue until I was doing the work of three people at once). After only a week and a half of this (plus talking to my coworkers between tours and coming home and talking to my family, you know as most people do), I had to go to the emergency room due to extreme pain and trouble speaking.
I was diagnosed with laryngitis and told to go home and take a week off to rest my voice. At home, my talking was limited to maybe two hours total (compared to probably 8ish before) for the whole day and was told that was fine. I've now been out of work for two and a half weeks and I still have symptoms. I'm supposed to go back to the doctor again tomorrow and I have a feeling I'll be off for the next week too.
The first few days I was off, they actually had to close down my work because my other coworker was out sick. That's what you get when you willingly keep your business understaffed when there are plenty of people (especially now) who would have loved to take that job. Near the end of that week, I got an email from my manager's boss saying she had been fired despite the fact that not hiring someone else was her call and not my manager's.
I'm getting in touch with my family doctor to see a specialist to see the extent of the damage just to be safe (I'm Canadian so don't worry, it's not going to cost me my immortal soul to do this or for all of my previous trips to the hospital). But yeah, a week and a half of being overworked and underappreciated was all it took to basically put me out of commission. That's what I've been dealing with anyway so it's been not so fun.
The pain is a bit better than what it was originally, but I'm not even close to recovered now. They've now bought everyone microphones (I have a sneaking suspicion that my other co-worker that was out sick, had laryngitis) and hired some new people to help with the tours, but too little too late. My vocal chords might be seriously/permanently damaged because of their lack of care and it sucks.
It sucks because I really did love the work I did. Making sure people had a memorable/enjoyable vacation, giving them a story they could tell their friends and family for years to come, I love that stuff. When tour guides/retail workers have done that for me, I always remember it and treasure it so being able to do that for others meant a lot. Still, with all the behind the scenes stuff and unprofessional behaviour, I don't think I want to return next summer. My former manager was the one who fought her bosses and made masks 100% mandatory for staff and guests and fought for our health and safety and the fact that the people in charge fought against that (and everything mentioned above) has made me lose faith in them.
Anyway, since I'll be home for who knows how long and university doesn't start for a few weeks, send me some asks/prompts/submissions and I'll be sure to answer them. It will give me something to do while I sit around in silence. Also, send me some tv show/movie recommendations if you have any please, I am desperate for something new to watch (I've already done a full Jane the Virgin and Gilmore Girls rewatch).
-Reece
Jason having actual wings when coming out of the Lazarus Pit??? I mean, he was technically called the broken robin, and with him having wings that are stained red after coming back, it's almost as if he was an angel and was stained with the blood of the people's he's killed. The batfam see them finally after Jason takes a hit to the stomach and they have to take off his shirt that he hides them under to see the damage, but end up getting surprised by wings??????
Okay, I adore this and because I love this so much and I now have a whole story planned in my head, I'm going to wait to write it until I have more time. I want to write a proper fic about this as soon as I get home (realistically that won't happen, but I'll get to it as soon as I can) and that way I can check for spelling errors and format it properly :)