Bat Sweep

Tired of other characters winning in a tournament? Well, these are for Batfam and Batfam only!

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Batfam Sweep!

After seeing other DC Tournaments get fussy over members of the Batfamily winning in their polls, I thought, well, let's just make it so a Bat always wins!

Why?

Because I thought it'd be funny.

These aren't going to be 'Who is the best member?' or 'Which Robin is the smartest?' That would be boring. No, keep your eye out for 'Which Robin would successfully catfish Lex Luthor?' and 'Who would win the Gotham version of Celebrity Bake Off?' (The correct answers of course being Tim, and Jason, respectively)

How is Batfam defined: I will be making a distinction between BatFamily Member, and Wayne Family Member on occasion. Which means that characters like Steph, Harper, Luke, and Harley are considered Batfam, but not Waynefam, for example.

This is entirely for fun and absolutely should not be treated seriously and I just want you to get a little giggle in your day.

Please, feel free to send poll ideas to the BatAsk!

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DC Beast World, Tim Edition

Tim's Beast World 'sona would be...

A cat- Quiet and observant and solitary

A dog- Selfless, protective, and comforting

A shrike- Tiny, cute, and terrifying

A raccoon- Clever, a puzzle solver, and probably rabid

A possum- Nocturnal, scrunkly, and makes weird noises when startled

A raccoon- Except this time he's definitely rabid

A raccoon- Tim buddy, get out of the trash can...

Voting ended onDec 10, 2023

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I'll do the rest of the family's Beast World polls another day!

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Beast World, Cass Edition

Cass' Beast World 'Sona

A cat- Agile, deadly, and cute as a button

A fox- Intelligent, mischievous, and playful

A raven- Scary to some, silly little clown to others

A rat- More brilliant than you'd expect, and a survivor

A terrier- Fierce, reckless, tough, and thrives on praise

A swan- Elegant, graceful, and can beat you into submission

Other (Explain in the tags)

Voting ended onDec 9, 2023

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Beast World, Jason Edition

Jason's Beast World 'Sona

A cat- Likes everything neat, and needs his own space

A dog- Just wants a warm place to sleep and some love

A wolf- Strongest with his pack and still mostly a pup

A crow- Scary smart, an irritating little thief, and troublemaker

A bull- Charges in headfirst, stubborn, can carry the whole family on his back

A bear- Can swipe your head off, and eat his own body weight before a nap

Other (explain in the tags)

Voting ended onDec 9, 2023

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Beast World, Bruce Edition

He's been given a few fursonas in canon, but what do you think would be most accurate for the head of the BatFamily?

Bruce Beast World

A cat- Finicky, fussy, and aloof until there are kittens involved

A dog- Gentle and loving but capable of ripping out your throat

A bear- Territorial, and heaven help you if you threaten his cubs

An owl- Spooky and mysterious, with rumours about being intelligent

An eagle- Dignified and impressive, but will try to hatch a rock

A bat- Kind of scary, family oriented, and more than a little queer

Other (explain in the tags!)

Voting ended onDec 9, 2023

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More Accurate Beast World, Dick Edition

I'm sure you've seen the solicits. Dick as a Sexy Fox anthro for the Beast World event. And there have been a lot of Opinions about whether or not he should have been a fox, and the reasons for it beyond 'Sex Symbol Dick Grayson' So what do you think? What would be a more accurate animal form for Dick? (Other family members to follow!)

Dick's Beast Form

A fox, but not for sexy reasons- A smart, playful trickster

A dog- Loving and loyal and fiercely protective

A cat- Athletic and good at problem solving

A bird of prey- Fast, calculating, and dangerous

A song bird- Dramatic, colourful, and the centre of attention

I think the sexy fox is accurate

Other (Explain in the tags!)

Voting ended onDec 9, 2023

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Jason's Big Belly Burger Ban

To the surprise of literally no one, Jason won(?) the poll for most likely to have his picture up in every Big Belly Burger in the country, banning him. But!

What did he do?

Sent 12,358 chirps to the CEO demanding a 5th patty with the Belly Blaster meal

Stayed in a 24/7 location for 413 hours. The smell was attracting rats

During slow service he hopped the counter to help himself. 26 times

Parked the Red Hut food truck in front of the flagship restaurant

Had to be cut out of a Play Palace structure while babysitting Damian

Got in a fist fight with one of the mascots

Never has there been a more flagrant misuse of the ketchup dispenser

Was found giving himself stitches in the bathroom

No one knows for sure, but the rumours involve a head in the freezer

Tried to batter and deep fry Tim

Voting ended onDec 9, 2023

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Wayne Gala Shenanigans

The Waynes are in the news for a big ruckus at one of the charity galas. But

What happened?

Dick was photographed balancing a $10k antique dining chair on his forehead

Damian brought his cow as his Plus One

Jason fell off the balcony trying to make his escape and broke a snack table

Steph and Cass ate the seven foot tall croquembouche to themselves

Tim accidentally stabbed himself with a fork when Bernard loosened his tie

Duke successfully made his escape off the same balcony Jason fell from

Bruce headbutted Lex Luthor for making comments about his kids' behaviour

Voting ended onDec 7, 2023

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Which Family member needs to be tricked into getting in the car to go to the dentist

Is it...

Bruce

Dick

Cass

Jason

Steph

Tim

Duke

Damian

Alfred

They are all very brave little bats and don't even need to be rewarded for going

Voting ended onDec 5, 2023

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Oh no, 2.0!

The Wayne name can only keep someone out of trouble for so long, and it's happened. Damian has been suspended from school. But!

What did he do?

Bit his gym teacher for correcting his form on the balance beam

Stole the principal's car during lunch

Published a scathing editorial cartoon about the chemistry teacher

Has been forging Bruce's signature on field trip forms for months

Stole a goat from the petting zoo on their last field trip

'Liberated' the fourth grade class snake (Now named Jassson)

Tried to pass Jerry off as an emotional support turkey

Led what is now known as the Math Class Rebellion Of Third Period

Climbed on top of the basketball net when it was time to come in from recess

Got up and walked out of class because he was 'done being bored'

Voting ended onDec 4, 2023

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Oh no!

Jason is laid up with an injury, and won't tell his siblings what happened! So now their gossipy theories range from 'Trapped in a fire rescuing a group of orphans and puppies' to 'Cornered by a dozen of Black Mask's men.' But...

What really happened?

He shot himself in the foot cleaning his guns

Biz hugged him just a bit too hard

Kori and Artemis were juggling him and dropped him. Again

Dog saw a squirrel on their walk and pulled his arm out of the socket

He got stuck in an air vent is still currently in there

He tried to intimidate Bernard and got beaten up with a baseball bat

Roy weaponised the toaster. Again

He ignored the expiry date on a tub of potato salad

He took Tyler to a baseball game and got beaned by a foul ball

He isn't hurt, he just wants a week off to finish his stockpile of new books

Voting ended onDec 3, 2023

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The Best Robin To Ever Be A Robin

It's unavoidable. Sometimes you have to pit them against each other so, who is

The Best Robin Ever?

Jarro

Jarro ⭐️

Jarro the Starro in a Jar

Jarro the Star Wonder

Jarro, but this time he's wearing glasses to conceal his identity ⭐️👓

Voting ended onDec 2, 2023

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Most Annoying Fanon Take

Maybe it's disputed by canon. Maybe it seems wildly out of character. Maybe it's just something you see so often that it drives you up the wall. But what's the BatFanon that annoys you the most?

Fanon Flop

Dick is everyone's favourite

Tim and Jason hate each other

Steph shouldn't have placed her baby for adoption

Duke is a perfect angel who never gets up trouble

Jason is in any way Cool™

Tim and Damian hate each other

Damian doesn't enjoy 'kid stuff'

Cass is a perfect angel who never gets up to trouble

Tim and coffee

Oh man what about... (Describe in the tags)

Voting ended onDec 1, 2023

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Feral Tim Moments

Despite having one of the most normal lives of any of the Batfamily, Tim Drake often makes you wonder if he was raised by rabid raccoons in the alley behind a 7/11. But which of these canon moments is his most feral?

Trash Panda Tim

Immediately playing Bruce's piano his first time in the Manor

Stalking Ives instead of asking what he was doing after school

Changing his superhero name to Drake

Mr Sarcastic

Booting Jason in the nuts before working with him

Fighting crime on a skateboard

Trying to clone Conner

Facing armed gunmen as a civilian with just a baseball bat

OP I can't believe you forgot... (Explain in the tags)

Voting ended onNov 30, 2023

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Who has their photo up in all Big Belly Burgers in the country, due to a lifetime ban?

The Big Belly Ban

Bruce

Dick

Jason

Cass

Steph

Tim

Duke

Damian

Alfred

Voting ended onNov 30, 2023

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And who would be the first one to be sent home from a Celebrity Bake Off challenge?*

Cakes fall, bottoms are soggy, and cookies get burnt. So who goes home first from the celebrity charity baking competition?

*Brucie omitted for obvious reasons.

And the winn- er... Loser. Ish.... Is.....

Dick, for getting distracted and letting his cake burn

Jason, for mistaking salt for sugar in his cookie dough. Twice

Cass, for putting olive paste in her sugar cookies. On purpose

Steph, for only delivering 4 tarts, because she ate the other 6

Tim, for dropping his cake and trying to cover it up with more sprinkles

Duke, for misreading the recipe and using 10 times the salt in his bread dough

Damian, for slamming the oven door and collapsing his cake

Voting ended onNov 28, 2023