It's kinda hard tryna fit into a new scene

Hey, welcome! I'm Bee. 29ish, Ohio. Self described punk, bb fangirl, pun witch, dog mom, and married to the best person. . . . . . . . . and also depressed like 95% of the time. Title credit: cool by Michael Clifford

[foxglovedforest]

[theriu]

"I don't care if he's hot, you need to FLEE"

[delicatefury]

I appreciate the implication that Best Friend has an equally concerned (yet confused) and supportive boyfriend who is driving her to get the Romantasy lead back from the woods.

[i-am-a-fish]

this is a loving reminder that you can use tumblr on your browser with an ad blocker for a better quality of life, I'm of the opinion you should never be forced to see anything ever

[got-cursed-like-eve-got-bitten]

the venn diagram of people who look down on romance/romantasy and people who can’t find the clit is a circle

[burntundertones]

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[sunanthrope]

"But what if people will pretend to need this accessibility option so they can be lazy! People who don't need it will use it!!" I don't actually care

I dont care if 9/10 of the people who use the wheelchair ramp arent actually in wheelchairs. As long as the 1 person who needs it has access to it.

I dont care if 9/10 people who use the automatic push button on the library door can actually push the door open themselves. As long as the 1 person who the door is too heavy for gets to use it.

I dont care if 9/10 people who buy the can tab opener, or the little guitar clamp that holds the chords for you, or the hand grip that helps you hold chop sticks, don't need any of it and just get it to "be lazy". As long as the one disabled person who needs it gets access to it.

I do not care. Oh my GOD I do not care. As long as there's a disabled person on this planet who the accessibility device will benefit, the accessibility device is necessary.

Also, if you're so worried about people being "lazy" by using accessibility devices, MORE worried than you are about disabled (visibly or not) people not having access to them, you have unchecked ableism you need to work through.

Edit: Please stop fucking talking about the capos. I am talking about the thing you clamp on the neck of the guitar that holds/changes chords with a button, not capos. Stay on topic.

[dollypopup]

you know what? i don't give one flying fuck about historical accuracy. i. don't. care. straight people get wish fulfillment storylines all the time. i want one too. i want fran and michaela to be universally accepted by their families. i want the bridgertons to bring them a 'congrats on being gay!' cake. i want violet to give fran a hug and tell her everything is okay because she's in love and what a wonderful thing, to love and be loved. i want them to live in the light. i want the queen to wave a magic wand and go 'poof, gay people are legal now because love!' i want a sweet, frothy gay as hell romance that i can put on and know everything will be okay.

i don't want a gritty 'we can't be together, this is forbidden, we have to hide this' love story. i've lived it. i'm tired of it. i don't want to see fran's siblings or mother flinch away from her. i don't care how 'historically accurate' it is. i've had a lifetime of that mess and i just want to watch a family who loves one another *love one another*. i want someone to tell them that john would approve. i want someone to tell fran her father would be proud of her. i want her brothers and sisters to be proud of her. i want them to bring michaela into the fold without hesitation. i want her and michaela to be sickeningly in love and have a lavish wedding and be accepted in ballrooms and cure homophobia

i. don't. care.

if anthony and kate can live happily ever after even after what anthony put edwina through and the enormous scandal it caused in view of queen and country, if colin and penelope can live happily ever after even after she revealed herself as lady whistledown and made an enemy of so many people, if benedict and sophie can live happily ever after even though they have class differences and she was a maid then fran and michaela deserve the same. they deserve the wedding and the announcement and the obligatory makeout in front of their entire family (always found that kind of 'y'all not uncomfortable?' of them but keep on keeping on) like everyone else

i want a wish fulfillment, soft on the heart, gentle landing love story. hell, i want them to bring reynolds and brimsley out of hiding and fuck it! they get married and live happy ever after, too!

i'm tired of queer suffering. i've lived queer suffering. i've watched queer people die on screen and get beaten and live unhappily and apart and i'm sick of it. give me queer joy on queer joy on queer joy. don't fucking 'but historical accuracy-' me

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[batgirlbethany]

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[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[batgirlbethany]

Girls be like I need to watch my comfort movie, and it's fuckin' Twilight. (It's me, I'm girls.)

[acolytesandtea]

I need the circus to arrive without warning I need mulled cider and magic and a cloud maze and I need a place that feels more like home than my home and I need simple charms to work and caramel in the air

[w-erewolf]

ddv villager: excuse me, I need some help. player: yes? ddv villager: I dropped a piece of paper. could you please craft a piece of paper picker upper? 37 hardwood, 18 softwood, 4 flowers you've never seen before, 12 gems you just sold to goofy and half your dreamlight. player: ddv villager: and talk to merlin about it.

[durnesque-esque]

Posting this because apparently some of you really need to internalize that you do not have to be a perfect person to deserve justice.

[maccadot]

men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

[stuckyparty]

Yungblud is in the androgynous little rock slut trenches ALONE he needs more co-sluts! Don't let him down!

[etherealspacejelly]

this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it

buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell

leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist

put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.

when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!

plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.

if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge

if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.

its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.

[should-be-sleeping]

You are allowed to accommodate yourself.