Bathroom Soda

A blog for in-jokes, memes, and hypothetically any other content for the Bocaj Comics Universe series of online tabletop roleplays and related games. Created by Zarek, but anyone who's part of one of our games can join and submit content.

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Zodi: It is likely there are Mandalorian warships in the vicinity, lying in wait.

Auri: That doesn't sound very honorable to me.

Zodi: In war, there is nothing more honorable than victory.

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Them: Are you a boy or a girl?

Zodi: I'm a Mandalorian.

Them: What gender are you?

Zodi: Clan Rykan, House Ordo.

Them: No I mean, what's in your pants?

Zodi: Beskar.

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We're wearing the same shoes, I guess that means we're sole-mates, then?

Melanie Carroll, to Sophia Logan

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Sam and Mel to their respective girlfriends simultaneously: For the longest time I didn't know relationships were supposed to make you feel good about yourself

Sam and Mel, overhearing each other: JINX!

Sam and Mel: ...wait...

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New Armitage characters as John Mulaney quotes

Aurora: Hey, do you want me to Kill That Guy For You? Because he sounds like he sucks, and I will totally Kill That Guy For You

Dante: Hi, I'm new in town, and it gets worse.

Freda: Sorry about last night. It's just that I'm mean and loud. It probably will happen again.

Marbos: [groans] Y'know, life?

Morgan: I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing.

All of them: I'm so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it

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Lilith: What are you doing?

Morgan: Teenage rebellion.

Lilith: Fuck yeah! Stick it to the old people!

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develop-your-oc: “Does your OC do anything different with their hair in the summer? ” Mel wears her hair up in the summer when it gets really muggy; her hair is messy enough as it is.

[develop-your-oc]

Does your OC do anything different with their hair in the summer?

[maxwellelvis]

Mel wears her hair up in the summer when it gets really muggy; her hair is messy enough as it is.

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Unwelcome and Successors ranked from least to most likely to dab

Unwelcome: Bonefreak, Basketcase, The Endless, Red Flag, Leonine, The Iguana, Maggie May.

Successors: Arcane, Armadilla, The Minotaur, Violet Justice, Princess Odette.

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Leonine: Lesbians. Give me your wisdom.

Red Flag: World hard and cold...titty soft and warm

The Endless: girl hot

The Iguana: watch naruto

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Unwelcome/Successors as Monster Factory Quotes

The Endless: Arthur is the cartoon that has the boy in it, and he makes a fist and everyone on the internet thinks it's really funny.

The Iguana: Can you please stop talking? I'm trying to read the fucking Terms of Use.

Red Flag: I wanna grab his bones, one by one, and I wanna destroy his whole scene.

Maggie May: Fuck yeah. Refreshment. Power. Energy. Strength. Bravery. Courage. Insulin.

Leonine: According to my calculations I just fucking killed the game.

Birkita: This isn't my grandfather's Dark Souls.

Armadilla: I did my best and tried very hard, but I'll be the first to say I didn't do good enough.

The Minotaur: Why's his head look like that? Don't sweat it.

Violet Justice: Stop the crimes everybody, look who showed up: It's me, nasty crime boy!

Princess Odette: I am not throwing away my shot! I am not-- oh. Oh damn, I threw that one away actually.

Arcane: Emo medium?

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Unwelcome/Successors "Wake Me Up"

Before you go-go: Odette, the Minotaur, Armadilla, the Iguana, Maggie May

When September ends: the Endless, Leonine, Bonefreak, the Gecko

WAKE ME UP INSIDE: Violet Justice, Arcane, Birkita, Basketcase, Red Flag

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The Unwelcome as wolfpupy tweets

The Endless: hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever

Leonine: if i'm going to learn a lesson it better be a valuable one, i'm not going to learn some cheap inexpensive lesson, waste of my time

Basketcase: whenever someone says something at me the first thing i do is not listen to it, which absolves me of all responsibility

Red Flag: i will be the first to admit when something is my fault, it really undercuts the other people blaming me for things

Maggie May: i was put on this earth to do one thing, luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want

The Iguana: the trick with bug zappers is to not touch them, no matter how cool the blue light is

Bonefreak: had to downgrade from the skull throne to an inflatable chair filled with blood, it sucks.

Birkita Blau: i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch.

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the Unwelcome as "Guide to Troubled Birds" quotes

The Endless: The risk I took was calclulated, but man, am I bad at math.

Bonefreak: He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give.

Red Flag: He had a violent, uncontrolled temper that sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good looking.

Basketcase: I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip.

Leonine: I'm three ounces of whoop-ass.

The Iguana: Dealing with you is like herding cats.

Maggie May: I've been through hell and come out singing.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

The Unwelcome as Thomas Sanders Vines

The Endless: “The Teen Titans Show Their Skills”

Leonine: “The Wingman”

The Iguana: “If it were me”

Maggie May: “If I was the friend with The Force”

Red Flag: “My Dating Game”

Basketcase: “Getting the ‘Bad’ News”

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Endless: The moon is beautiful tonight

Red Flag: You know who else is beautiful?

Endless: *blushing* Who?

Red Flag: Not Maggie May. Goddamn I hate her so much.