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[marsapartment]

I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

[magnetoeisenhardt]

Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.

[libraryoftheancients]

Robin would just have Heelys

[kitzatara]

I’m delighted to tell you that you’re 100% right and it’s canon to this movie

[damianwaynerocks]

THE GIF

[ameba-from-space]

"There is no stopping the batman"

LOOK AT ALFRED

[charlesoberonn]

Good news about rollerskating Harley

[batsflash]

“Did I sweep you off your feet?”

[batflashweek]

So I finally decided to launch a batflash (BarryBruce) week,  mostly for myself  so I would have a bit of structure and deadline in my writing but I decided to make it official so that anybody could join

Any version of Batflash is welcome: comics, arrowverse, dceu. elsewolrds, dcamu +( dcau!wally/bruce is also accepted)

this event will be pretty lowkey,  you can do whatever you want:  fics, fanart, crafts, video edits, metas, manips, comic graphics, playlist, comic rec lists

you are under no obligation to do all the dates  nor do you have to post on the exact date

[batflashweek]

Batflash Week 2019

November 3: Wards or didn’t know they were dating

November 4: parents are alive au or jealousy

November 5: on a mission or spell

November 6: secret relationship or high school/college

November 7: justice league or holiday

November 8: death or power switch

November 9: public identities or free/wild card

[batflashweek]

2 WEEKS!!!

[batflashweek]

1 WEEK!!!!!

[glumshoe]

my best OC is Brad Wayne, Bruce’s illegitimate biological child via a totally normal woman he had a fling with when he was younger and didn’t stay in touch with

Brad grew up a totally normal kid, went to college, joined a frat, and decided to get in touch with Bruce, who now has an awkward situation on his hands

now the other Batkids have to deal with fucking Brad Wayne, whose normalacy is absolutely insufferable... he tells Dick to try yoga and suggests that Tim will sleep better if he gets more exercise... Bruce goes out of town and Brad decides it’s time to throw a house party with his frat friends

he’s so good

[glumshoe]

All of Brad’s Bat-siblings are absolutely unprepared to deal with him. They can’t handle it. They can’t even hate him properly, even Damien, because he’s just... he’s not even... he’s just Some Guy™️!

They’re all braced for the inevitable reveal that he’s a villain, an imposter, or an interloper there to usurp the Wayne fortune or spy on Batman. They have all sorts of plans to foil his schemes and the only thing they’re not able to prepare for is the fact that he’s just. Brad. He’s not a bad guy, but he’s not a saint, either—his problems are just so mundane, so ordinary.

They TRY to understand what his life is like, but how are they supposed to relate to someone who doesn’t text back because he’s hungover or his phone died, not because he’s tied up in a death trap somewhere being menaced by someone in a Halloween costume?

No one’s ever tried to ritually sacrifice him before and it shows.

[luckyladylily]

Does he know they are the batfam? Or does he just think it is so cool that his dad has adopted all these kids that needed a home?

[glumshoe]

Oh he has no idea. Brad didn’t grow up in Gotham and isn’t really familiar with its culture, so he thinks it’s an ordinary city with ordinary problems (presumably there’s still a concept of ‘ordinary’ in the DCU).

When someone tries to tell him he laughs it off. Maybe one of his friends asks him about the popular rumor that Bruce Wayne is Batman, but he’s never even contemplated the possibility. Later he’s trying to coax Dick into playing beer pong and loudly tells the story to party guests as a funny anecdote. He thinks the whole concept of Batman is hilarious. Maybe he makes up stories about seeing Batman to impress his family and make himself sound cool.

[jamisings]

Eventually though some bad guy who wants a huge ransom is going to kidnap Brad. What happens then? Does Batman call in a favor to one of the other members of the Justice League or does Damien go out and rescue his brother and tell him he’s the most useless of all his brothers because he’s so ordinary? Because you know if anyone is going to blab it’s going to be Damien.

[glumshoe]

Brad gets kidnapped and Steph and/or Cass rescue him in costume.

Later, in Wayne Manor, he tells his family all about how the Batgirls were totally flirting with him and how he managed to take out a few of the bad guys all by himself.

[glumshoe]

Brad Wayne: “Hey, do you guys think Batman fucks? Like, you think he has ever gotten laid?”

Dick, stiffly: “Um. Yes. I think so.”

Brad: “Really? Guy sounds like a turbo-virgin to me. I mean, he fights crime in a fursuit! Come on!”

Tim: “I have it on reasonable authority that Batman fucks. Unfortunately.”

Steph: “Hey, Damian. Penny for your thoughts?”

[tassjis]

Frat Kid Brad Wayne

[marsapartment]

new fave cryptid: sad Clark Kent

[marsapartment]

[eiswolfzero]

I absolutely blame @flash-and-substance

[sleepiestmothman]

A copy of my Batflash commission, created by the delightful @uragirinoteme! It's absolutely perfect ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@flash-and-substance @lordbatflash @eiswolfzero

[parhelios]

i am happy to report that all of my fics that feature the justice lords have, and will continue to have, at the very least, implied lord batflash!

anyways we deserve more lord batflash content and i am going to supply it

[batflashweek]

So I finally decided to launch a batflash (BarryBruce) week,  mostly for myself  so I would have a bit of structure and deadline in my writing but I decided to make it official so that anybody could join

Any version of Batflash is welcome: comics, arrowverse, dceu. elsewolrds, dcamu +( dcau!wally/bruce is also accepted)

this event will be pretty lowkey,  you can do whatever you want:  fics, fanart, crafts, video edits, metas, manips, comic graphics, playlist, comic rec lists

you are under no obligation to do all the dates  nor do you have to post on the exact date

[dcsideblog]

[eiswolfzero]

Second version

I will always be batflash trash

[batsflash]

𝕲𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝕸𝖊 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖂𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝕭𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖊 (1h, 41m) {Youtube Link}

A melancholy beginning, to a hopeful end for the unpredictable duo. Playlist cover & tracklist below!

Arsonist’s Lullabye - Hozier

Slow Love - TENDER

Daddy Issues - The Neighbourhood

SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK - Joji

Make It Wit Chu - Virgin Magnetic Material

Falling Away With You - Muse

Sweet - Cigarettes After Sex

You Are So Beautiful - Emigrate

Nirvana - Sam Smith

Better - Khalid

Paper Cut - Indiana

I’ll Be Yours - Placebo

Lips On You - Maroon 5

Tribulation (Stripped) - Matt Maeson

Like I’m Gonna Lose You - Meghan Trainor ft. John Legend.

Television Romance - Pale Waves

Fear of Falling Asleep - TENDER

What Am I Doing Wrong - Clasio x Rosenfield

Bliss - Muse

Two - Sleeping At Last

Party of One - Brandi Carlisle ft. Sam Smith

Love Lies - Khalid ft. Normani

Flaws - Bastille

Roslyn - Bon Iver & St. Vincent

In the Night - The Weeknd

[joxword]

Mood: Bruce Wayne

(Batman animated series: episode 30 - Perchance to Dream)

[laquilasse-dos]

can someone get this bitch a tylenol

[batfam-incorrect-quotes-deactiv]

Batman: Anyone who willingly lives in Gotham is Trash.

Superman: Uh, Bruce, you’ve willingly lived in Gotham for the past 40 years.

Batman, while looking supes dead in the eye: Trash.

[causeimanartist]

The rainbow Batsuit might be a bit too bright for his usual nightly activities so during Pride Month Batman goes for a more subtle look

Inspired by this and this

[ask-jokeboi]

He sure, the f*ck, is m8

[cruisercrusher]

This is gonna be Bruce’s official costume from now until the rest of Pride Month sorry I don’t make the rules