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Batfam Headcannons: Injuries Edition
They all have their own collection of embarrassing injuries
ALL of them
The one who gets them most often is Dick
Yes, everyone is shocked at this
For someone so graceful, he is a natural clutz
One time, he tried to get a piece of bread out of the toaster with a metal knife
Jason threw snowballs into the air once to try and catch it
He missed and it landed on his face
Ended up giving himself a black eye
Damian once jumped down the stairs and landed on the last step
He tripped and broke his left ankle and right arm
When they went shopping once, Tim walked head first into a metal pole because he was looking at phone
Jason once tried to do the “open a bottle of champagne with a knife” trick
Not only did he not open the bottle of champagne, he dropped it on his foot
He broke two of his toes
Bruce once burned himself while ironing his shirt
He was wearing said shirt
The number of times Tim’s phone has hit him in the face while he was lying down cannot he counted
No one knows how, but Cass broke the middle of her foot
Yes, the MIDDLE
And no, she will not explain how
Steph fell off of a curb once trying to catch Pokémon
She fractured her elbow
Duke once slipped on the floor of the manor while he was wearing socks
He landed on his hip and popped it out of place
Steph once punched herself in the face while putting her bra on
Dick tripped on the carpet in the living room and hit his head off the sidearm of the couch
He gave himself a concussion
Tim once slit his hand open putting on ice skates
Jason was talking to Titus once when the dog head-butted him in the face, giving him a split lip and a black eye 
When he was a teenager and had to spend time at Bruce’s office at WE
Dick had been playing with a stapler and stamped his fingers together
When Bruce went to sass him, he stapled his own hand
All of them have walked into walls, doors, or door frames.
Cass and Tim both have tripped on their own feet at galas
Which then landed them on top of tables
Usually that had food
Steph stubs her toes
A LOT
Dick and Wally were wrestling once when Dick kneed himself in the chin
He had to get stitches
Wally, to this day, will not let him live it down
More batfam headcannons
Everyone in this family cracks jokes
Yes, everyone
Alfred has his own that just quietly roast you when you’ve don’t something wrong
Bruce’s are usually like a side comment that only one or two people hear, but they’re hilarious
Damian is the same way, except his tend to be a little harsh
This kid comes for you
Tim, Duke and Steph have the same “haha I’m dead inside” humor that’s incredibly gen z
All three are often seen or heard quoting vines
- Cass’ jokes are just adorable but hilarious because they’re so blunt
Jason tend to just be completely monotone, but surprisingly, they’re not as dark humored as most would’ve expected
The dark humor title actually goes to Dick
He uses it all the time
ESPECIALLY if they’re out on patrol and something gross or horrible happens
No one expected those jokes from him so every time they hear it they all freak a little
The first time it happens is when Steph goes “I wonder how stars die”
And in the same beat Dick goes “usually an overdose”
Everyone was S H O O K
They all have these certain ways of coping through things too
Some of course aren’t healthy but 🤷🏻♀️
Damian tends to surround himself with his animals or draws like the gardens at the manor
Jason reads
Like a lot
Which in turn keeps him awake when he’s invested in a book
He also tends to pick at things
Like “oh, there a piece of this shirt that’s loose”
- And then he just picks at the string until the shirt basically needs to be thrown away
Tim will actually surround himself in blankets and watch comfort shows from his childhood
His favorite to watch when things are really bad is Phineas and Ferb
Steph binge eats
And it could be anything and everything
She will eat it
Ice cream and waffles tends to be her top choices
Cass does dance routines until she drops, so Steph makes sure she’s being taken care of when she’s stressed
“no Cass, you need to drink and eat something I don’t care if you’re in the middle of a routine”
Dick tends to jump between healthy coping mechanisms and unhealthy ones
The family usually knows which one he falls to depending on the situation and his mood after (insert traumatic situation here)
His healthy ones usually consist of doing gymnastics routines and listening to chill music to help him calm down
For bad habits, he obsesses over everything he could’ve done better
To the point where he forgets to eat, drink and sleep
He wills also chew on his nails and fingers
Yes, his fingers
There was one point when he was a teenager that he was chewing on his fingers enough to make them bleed and Wally walked through his bedroom door like “wtf man are you hurt?!”
All and all though, when they know everyone is going through something, they tend to gather at the manor and watch Disney movies
They drag Bruce and Alfred to watch them too
Dick tends to bring Wally
Towards the end they all just end up in one great big cuddle pile
Just some like, headcannons of the Batfam I’ve come up with:
Video games in this house end bloody.
Sometimes literally
For some reason, Tim is a GOD at Smash Bros. No matter the character he always wins
This angers Damian extremely
Many remotes have been broken
On that note, Dick is really good at Mario Kart and games like Twister
The only person who will play Twister with him is Cass
His freakish flexibility doesn’t freak her out
Bruce has walked into the kitchen too many times to count to find one of his kids sitting on the counter eating Dick’s ice cream
It’s become a run on joke on who can get away with it
Bruce has joined
Jason has a whole section in the library of books he’s read
After they found out Damian didn’t know who Hannah Montana was, her songs were both played and sang in the manor for months
Bruce officially banned it
Each sibling has made it their goal to make sure Damian knows each Disney movie
His favorite so far is Anastasia
Dick and Jason are banned from every Target in New Jersey
Damian and Cass are banned from several Walgreens
Steph, Duke and Tim are banned from all Walmart’s in California, Florida, Mississippi and Idaho
No one is willing to tell the story of why
Bruce has decided he doesn’t want to know
Bruce himself is banned from several IKEAs for stating why their products are crap
Tim has the cringiest fashion sense
Even though he’s had his phases, Dick actually has the best sense of fashion
Everyone goes to him for an opinion on what to wear to galas
He’s gotten several of the girls dresses for them
Barbara has declared that every other gala the girls either a.) wear a jumpsuit or b.) an actual suit
Social media has taken a huge liking to that
Despite all of them proclaiming they hate galas, it’s actually Jason who loves them the most
He likes listening to the guests make a fool of themselves with their ridiculous stories
Dick’s the one who hates them the most, mostly because he gets flirted with a little too much for his taste
He started bringing Wally to all of them
Cass has knocked down several tables by tripping over something
Bruce used to make them mandatory, but after the fifth time of watching Tim and Cass knock something over or break something, he’s decided they can decide to go to a gala
Dick got so bored once that he went up to a reporter and told them that Bruce was sleeping with Oliver Queen
The media didn’t live that down for two weeks and Oliver actually played along with it
Bruce hated it
Everyone else though loved it
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