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being offered ai at every turn
tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister
the christian veneration of the lamb has always been terrifying to me in ways i can’t explain
here’s this figure that is vulnerable and easily abused and what’s admirable about it is that it doesn’t fight back and it doesn’t try to defend itself and it’s suffering is noble because it just sits there and takes it. pain is beautiful when you surrender to pain, suffering is godly when you don’t question or try to protect yourself and survival is ugly… like it is just me or is anybody else’s fucking skin crawling rn!!
so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
the garlic. it beckons you
It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.
We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.
some more boba art
What a great kickoff to HOTD!
Sheepstealer has a wicked underbite. What if it was actually an injury from an older battle, instead of just a short snout? Something akin to what you see in alligators.
I wanted to make the teeth look more natural as well
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I think people are kinda skimming over the fact that Greenland is colonized by the Danish, because many people seem to think that colonization can only happen when the Yanks do it.
Greenland Kalaallit Nunaat is Inuit land!!!
i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.
Mando'a Etymology: What Exactly Is A Shabuir?
Linguistics is a hobby of mine, and fictional linguistics especially so. While I refrain from using profanity myself, I find it interesting what makes a word taboo, because it changes based on culture, history, and context; sometimes even on intent. All of which is to say, Mando'a expletives interest me, specifically the worst one, because I think the most common interpretation of what it means is wrong.
It's fairly clear in RepComm that shabuir is meant to be the Mando'a counterpart of the English word for Oedipal relations, in terms of impact when spoken. The official translation is "jerk, but much stronger". The English counterpart is a taboo because incest is a taboo, but the English word specifically refers to a man who sleeps with his mother (though it's applied to more than just men). I don't think Mando'a would have the same etymology, because Mando'a would not place the taboo of incest on the child.
So what does the Mando "queen-mother of all dirty words" mean?
Shab is clearly a pejorative in its own right. However, I see no particular reason to believe that it's at all connected to sex, apart from the fact that the English word which carries similar weight is. Mandalorians don't seem to have the cultural history around sex that we do in the West, so why would their swear words refer to it? Sex isn't unimportant to individual Mandalorians, but it's not nearly as much of an object of focus in their culture as it is in ours today. They're much more interested in lifelong bonds, on the whole, be they brotherly or romantic.
Buir, of course, means "parent", which I think is why most people translate shabuir the way they do. The most important bond in Mandalorian culture is the parent-child bond, and the most shameful thing that could happen to any Mandalorian is to be declared dar'buir (that is, be rejected by their children). This, to me, suggests a different likely meaning for their worst insult: not child who would commit incest with a parent, but, in the strongest and most pejorative terms known to Mandalorians, bad parent. Probably abusive parent. I suspect that the most literal English translation would be something along the lines of child-beater or one who abuses their child, causing permanent trauma.
@bardan-jusik, what are your thoughts on this?
The verb "shabir" basically means "to screw up", which fits the idea that "shabuir" means abusive parent.
If you shab an artwork or something, you destroy it. You ruin it. Shab a mission, you made it go FUBAR.
A shabuir is a parent who breaks their children.
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proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...
like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear
I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.
im watching Vikings rn, and I'm wondering what the hell is going on with Floki. why is he like that