joseph's qpp

Bani ! he/it ! queer ! for: twilight; witchcraft; langblr ! main blog: @nicryukyo !

[battlescarsh]

langblr introduction post !

hello everyone !

my name is bani, I've always wanted to be a polyglot, but only recently started working on it.

(I don't study many hours a day, nor am I willing to pay to learn too, I'm kinda casually learning.)

finally, the languages i'm learning are:

🇰🇷 - mainly bcuz of kpop n kdramas, but I also really like the writing system. I can read hangeul and have a small vocab, I'm currently learning grammar. (my Korean name is 이 지원).

🇹🇭 - i wasn't going to take it seriously but idk I got really into it recently lol, i also really like abugidas so... I'm still getting used to it's intonation, and I'm also learning the "alphabet". (ist tonal languages will kill me someday).

🇨🇳 - i like it because the grammar is simple, but I'm still kindergarten level lol. (my chinese name is 王晶 - I'm not sure if this name makes sense or sounds natural so I will happily take advice and constructive criticism !)

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langs that I wanna learn but ain't studying rn:

🇫🇷, 🇻🇳, 🇷🇴, 🇷🇺 and 🇪🇸

also, i already know 🇧🇷 (natively) and 🇺🇲.

[pupupuphuca]

headcanon jasper's scars because i can

[pupupuphuca]

headcanon jasper's scars because i can

[dalooch]

twilight boyz

[joenateuser]

MAX PARKER Photographed by Kosmas Pavlos for Numéro Netherlands

[gifchive]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 turns 16 today.

reblog if you’re older than archive of our own

[desdemonical]

inspired by @prokopetz‘s post here

[desdemonical]

Happy anniversary to this fucking comic that has obliterated all my notes on this site for 5 years straight now haha.

[beef-stew21]

I’ve been noticing a lot of spiritualists (tarot readers, astrologers etc) are using AI in their works and honestly it’s getting really annoying. Why are you calling yourself “professional spiritualists” if you’re using ChatGPT for divination???? You’re not a spiritualist, you’re a scammer who’s robbing people for money. Either you practice your divine works by reading books or leave the practice alone. If it’s not for you, let it be

[goldcrescent]

atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends

[goldcrescent]

mama bears listen up: human traffickers are using chatgpt to pick out their next victims!!! Every time you use it they create a profile of you and bubs and the more you use it the easier they can track you. If you’ve ever found a brightly colored wrapper just under your car at target or walmart it means they are signaling accomplices in the area to get ready to ambush you!!!!! Mamas help me spread the word!!!!!!!!!

[goldcrescent]

different audience no problem: what kind of beta shit are you talking about brother your ancestors were in the trenches fighting wolves barehanded and shit and you need a fucking computer to tell you what to do? You’re so fucking cucked dude you gotta do shit the PRIMAL way, you let a computer think for you you might as well let it chew your food get your gains and fuck your wife get this sissy shit out of my face bro it literally lowers your sperm count

[quackysprouts]

jbsss episode 10

this would make very little sense if u didn’t read the rest of the comic

but yeah, bella has some stuff mixed up, though she means well. she and edward will have a very different relationship in this timeline

i imagine that bella is also Not Normal, cause normal girls don’t fall in love with stalkers. she’s gonna take her weirdness in a totally opposite direction this time

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[fangirl-nadir]

I hate how much of the feminism tag is overrun by terfs. Feminism is for everyone, bitches.

[battlescarsh]

Idk but y'all NEED to start actually paying attention to what you like, reblog or who you follow on here.

I've seen a loooott of trans people on here interacting (positively!!!) with terf content.

That's unacceptable. You can't be trans and at the same time like a post full of "terf safe" tags. It doesn't matter if the post's content ain't related to terf rhetoric. Why are you agreeing with them? Interacting with them if not to tell them to fuck off?

It's ridiculous. Don't be stupid like that, please. Before liking/rbing something, read all the tags, enter their profile and look for red flags. It may be time consuming but it's necessary.

As a trans person (or an ally) you absolutely CANNOT let this happen.

[battlescarsh]

Hi!

Can anyone help me on how to show gratefulness in witchcraft? (Not to a specific deity, but rather like, mother nature or sum)

Thanks in advance!!

[battlescarsh]

I think birds should always be buried facing up, so they can forever look at the sky

[battlescarsh]

Gently held a dead bird in my hands because it was in the pavement and I wanted to place it on the tall grass (which I did, careful to place it facing up).

I thought that the grass was a more comforting place to rot and rest.