[armandsfangs]

I can't get over the fact that Louis complains about Armand being boring so Armand immediately dials his crazy up to 11 then Louis has the AUDACITY to complain that he's too crazy?? Ok goldilocks you wanna order off the dsm like a menu??

[armandsfangs]

@twobeesornottwobees "Lestat's crazy must be performed in front of god and everyone" why would you hide this gem in the tags

[cloudabserk]

why did louis and lestat write entire novels to each other about their marriage and each spent a huge portion of their novels talking about how hot and sexy this other guy armand is.

[cloudabserk]

the two of us have a beautiful and tormentous vampire bond that no one else will ever understand. also there’s this third guy we both really love and badly want to fuck. and he’s evil

[dorindameddler]

[godlessondheimite]

tom and greg see themselves as hannibal and will. hannibal and will see themselves as lestat and louis. lestat and louis see themselves as run tum tugger and mr mistofelees

[gandalfsbignaturals]

rum tum tugget and mr mistofelees see themselves and start hissing and growling at the mirror

[musicinanime]

Visit Original Link

Jojo ~Sono Chi no Sadame~ - Tominaga TOMMY Hiroaki

Anime: JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

[baravaggio]

[vasira96]

it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!

[kaijuno]

[byteofsoup]

Imagine you're so small and cold and scared but there's smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I'm going to cry

[allurared]

it's been one of those weeks pass me the thinness of my life quote

[allurared]

aughhhh

[recuperationdisliker]

Is your cat gay?

Yes

No

I don't have a cat

Voting ended onAug 24, 2024

[despazito]

[drtrinitysantos]

a fun fact about pope john paul the second is that his birth name was karol józef wojtyła but when he was elected pope he chose to be known as john paul because he was such a devout mclennon shipper

[celestialmar]

everyone spread this and tag amc on various socials >>>>>

[jeyneofpoole]

louis mon cher the children on the cables are pronouncing me ‘cancelled’ i do not know what this means. je déteste this abhorrent phrase, i have never cancelled a concert, much less postponed, dieu nous en garde. they say i am ‘problematique’ and that my shows are unsafe for visitation. je ne sais pas this century will never cease to confuse me. louis they are blocking me. louis they are leaving me vile comments hiding behind the infernal animated cartoon faces they wear as masks. oui the ones with the women with brightly colored hair and large breasts. breasts do not function in this manner louis it is simply gravitationally impossible this is nothing more than a masquerade of vagabonds. je vais pleurer we must kill them all.

[wizardpink]

Hey remember how after Lestat upturned Armand's life by destroying the Children of Darkness coven, Armand made out with him and became obsessed with him? And how after Louis slaughtered his next coven and burned the Theatre des Vampires, Armand married him for 77 years? Wow I wonder how he took Daniel destroying his marriage and getting him kicked out of his posh penthouse in Dubai?

[twinktorturer]

there's literally nothing british people love more than going to places where it's really hot and sunny and getting red and sunburned as fuck it's like enrichment to them. and i think that's beautiful

[gracerings]

lestat somehow ends up having beef with taylor swift because she released the 15th version of her new album the same day the vampire lestat album came out and made it go number two on the charts. his fans are mad and they say she’s not a ‘girl’s girl’ because they think lestat is secretly using she/her pronouns. this causes MAD discourse on twitter because people say lestans (official name of his fandom) are co-opting struggles of real trans/genderqueer artists and that lestat is clearly just a cis white man who thinks his aesthetic is cool and hip with the times but he’s actually super cringe. lestat has killed his pr team so he tweets himself in response to the drama and says that mademoiselle swiftié is a perfectly fine musician but she’s basically a baby compared to his long relationship with music. swifties ratio him on twitter calling him ‘an old queen’ and ‘world’s worst father’ (this is because they read international bestseller interview with the vampire). lestat has an emotional breakdown and cries for three days and he eats his makeup artist for making him look old. his producers are desperate and they ask daniel molloy to fix him because daniel is the unofficial vampire therapist now. vampire daniel’s idea of fixing lestat is to go on a blood bender with him. somehow this works because in between victims daniel tells lestat to stop being a little bitch and grow the fuck up. here lestat understands for the first time why daniel and louis are friends and asks daniel to telepathically call louis for him because he needs him. daniel tells him to eat shit. as they return to lestat’s shack (yes he still lives there when he’s not touring) they find out that swifties have doxxed him and showed up to the shack to ravage it. lestat starts crying again while daniel falls over himself laughing and records everything and posts it on tiktok. armand likes the video 0.3 seconds after it’s posted. throughout all of this louis is on a beach somewhere enjoying a quiet night, he telepathically asks daniel how lestat’s doing and daniel tells him to not even worry about it.

[orpheuslament]

love this season so far because its just two extremely powerful immortal beings vs a closeted old queen with a degenerative disease & theyre fucking losing

[cuntylestat]