Batzyyx The Quirked Up Abuse Toy

I'M SO FUCKED. JUST A LITTLE GIRL WHO NEEDS HER DADDY. I NEED TO HURT. I NEED TO FEEL PAIN.SHE/HER TRANSGIRL PANSEXUAL BPD/ADHD/ANXIETY/DEPRESSION/OCD/PTSD

[fleapit]

"cis men dni" are you ready to come out of your "no boys allowed" treehouse yet. its time for lunch.

[puppybot]

this may be one of the most braindead posts i’ve ever seen

[batzyyx]

[travalicious]

[batzyyx]

people got a problem with cut dicks now?

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

[calware]

THIS ONE WINS

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[calware]

[calware]

oh you know

[calware]

[polishbarnowl]

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

[calware]

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[whammyrex]

How is he his brother and biological father please

[calware]

dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree

[whammyrex]

LESS CONVOLUTED?

[calware]

don't worry about it 🙂

[accidental-homestuck]

relevant to this blog i think

[erqixi-reblogs]

I like to think i’m allowed to be proud of this

[astroprojectology]

Bowl identification:

East Fork soup bowl in either Eggshell or Panna Cotta, featuring the brass flatware available on their website; Lucky Charms.

[calware]

did you just... know this??

[sneeblbop]

@nahbees

[it-hurts-to-post]

AUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH

[batzyyx]

they don't know about dave and his brother being born at the same time neither

they don't know about the goop

[batzyyx]

shame how often people miss the point of this game

[biggaybunny]

Sorry, OP, so sorry, you were so close, I just, I had to make one little addition, I hope you don’t mind.

[batzyyx]

no you're totally right but stickbug is on the hush-hush for spoilers

[jestergal]

Weed Humor

[jestergal]

love how this still gets notes sometimes. we all love to get so high we become a plush doll

[jestergal]

every time a girl tags this with "i would do this on purpose" you. you get it.

[batzyyx]

im never going to find a boyfriend no matter what i do i'm completely fucked forever haha fuck my life

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

[lesbian-mimikyu]

no white gay will reblog this

[queerfemme]

no white lgb person will reblog this

[lgbtqkidsrock]

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

[cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052]

and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this

[bitterbearsf]

My apologies to the original poster as I photo captured this post to add to the thread-I reposted this last year for pride and expect to repost it every year I have left-it’s our history people.

[internutter]

Marsha P. Johnson allegedly died of suicide in 1992, and her death was never investigated. Even I, a mere prole, could catch the “she was murdered” vibes from the circumstances surrounding the discovery of her body.

Without a trans black woman, LGBT+ rights would not exist. Never forget. Never “pay it no mind”.

R E M E M B E R

[sandersstudies]

I remember when I first started dating my now-husband in high school, and after school I’d go home and think “wow, I miss him already, I can’t wait to see him in class tomorrow,”

And then I starting driving by myself over the summer, and I’d go spend a Saturday at his house, playing video games and watching movies, and after the whole day I’d drive home and think “wow, I miss him already, I can’t wait to see him next Saturday,”

And then I went to college in a different state and the drive between us was hours instead of minutes and it was only once in a while that I could visit and we’d spend the whole weekend together and I’d drive home and think “wow, I miss him already, I can’t wait to see him next month,”

And then we both graduated and we got married and we moved in together and sometimes I can hear him getting up in the morning before sunrise and I think “wow, I miss him already, I can’t wait to see him tonight.”

[sandersstudies]

My husband: *literally just stands up to go get a drink of water from the kitchen*

Me, a dumbass in love: …Miss him already, can’t wait to see him in ninety seconds.

[batzyyx]

god i wish

[subspaceskater]

fuck your alters today

[theunluckyvandalist]

Doll catgirl doll catgirl doll catgirl-

[REBLOGS>LIKES]

[contact-guy]

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

[skipppppy]

Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement

[ospreyonthemoon]

Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.

[deathsmallcaps]

Fanon Batman deduces you are trans and suddenly a free hormone clinic opens up by your home a couple months later

[answeringmysister]

Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.

[viridianchronicle]

[batzyyx]

Harry Du Bois does not deduce you as transgender because he cannot remember what transgenderism is. He does, however, know that there is something different about you, and he finds whatever that is to be so compelling that he proceeds to spend two full work days thinking about nothing and nothing but gender.

After two work days, he comes back to you and correctly fills in the gap that your gender is different from what you were assigned at birth, but he assumes that this is because you are a cryptid, and you are forced to fill in the gaps. Harry's path splinters. In one universe, he thinks that's so fucking cool and very communist™️. In another, he thinks you are disgusting and hurls bigoted comments at you in a way that reveals his own deep insecurities about his masculinity and gender (he will cry), and in another, he's just happy he solved a mystery. In all universes, he has to pass a difficult composure check to not act like a chaser and start embarrassing himself and creeping you out with sexual comments.

In all universes, his partner, Kim Kitsuragi, is still trying to figure out how to tell Harry, a grown man, why Harry's chest has those 'cool battle scars' under it.

[battywingzzz]

im mleehhhh and im bleehhhhhh

[demilypyro]

oh my god

OH MY GOD

[demilypyro]

THEY'RE EVEN CATEGORIZED BY THE STORE ID THIS IS INCREDIBLE

[batzyyx]

Tall fat men save me tall fat boys rescue my soul big boys deliver me unto heaven in your arms

[animentality]

[batzyyx]

My proposed design for a Girlboss pride flag.

Forced Flag Symbolism Diatribe

Pastel Pink - Represents cuteness, kawaii aesthetics, and being a princess

White - Represents positivity, and uplifting those around you, and girlbosses who do not or cannot subscribe to a particular aesthetic but still identify as a girlboss

Hot Pink - Confidence and beauty, as well as girlbosses who enjoy 'trashier' aesthetics like bimbocore, bubblegum bitch, gyaru, Y2K etc.

Three Sparkles - Represent the three key tenets; Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss

[gorkaya-trava]

so, today we, russian queers, may become "extremists" by decision of russian supreme court and thus our existence will be silenced and erased. any queer activism will be impossible for us. I don't know what to do anymore. I was heartbroken when they passed the laws about "gay propaganda" and transgender people, now I'm just numb. I don't want to escape. I just want to live safely in my own country.

please hear us.

[opudont-donut]

They banned transition in July. Today they're banning LGBTQ+. They declared LGBT+ an extremist movement. All the people who are themselves are now a “movement”, and the organizations that help them are “extremist”. There's no way back as they already banned it.

https://www.hrw.org/news/2023/11/30/russia-supreme-court-bans-lgbt-movement-extremist