emo vape dad

Emme, 24, suffering. spoonie/student/kinkster/cat mama. they/them pls

[kuueater]

i love how fucking straightforward jurassic park was

“yeah the raptor is contained…. unless they figure out how to open doors lmao” *cuts to a raptor opening a door*

[tacomel420]

me as a store owner

[lovelikesummer]

@advanced-procrastination

[advanced-procrastination]

That cashier is so lucky

[downwithneocolonialism]

[norabelrose]

I’m going to say something super controversial here: billionaires shouldn’t exist

[ziggyplayedd]

i used to think billionaires were like. slightly richer millionaires but for reference: a million seconds is 12 days, a billion seconds is THIRTY TWO YEARS.

no one can convince me that it’s possible to possess a billion dollars, much less dozens of billions of dollars, and not be a disgusting terrible shitty unethical heartless human being

[chauiee]

Feinstein: You’re a big, powerful man. Why didn’t you [gestures pushing motion]?

Crews: Senator, as a black man in America [sigh]…

Feinstein: Say it as it is. I think it’s important.

Crews: …you only have a few shots at success. You only have a few chances to make yourself a viable member of the community. I’m from Flint, Michigan. I have seen many many young black men who were provoked into violence, and they were imprisoned, or they were killed, and they’re not here. My wife for years prepared me. She said, “If you ever get goaded, if you ever get prodded, if you ever have anyone try to push you into any kind of situation, don’t do it. Don’t be violent.” And she trained me. I’ll be honest with you it was the strength of my wife who trained me and told me, “If this situation happens, let’s leave.” And the training worked because I did not go into my first reaction, I grabbed her hand, we left, but the next day I went right to the agency. I have texts, I have phone conversations, and I said, “This is unacceptable!” And I told them how -you know- I almost got violent, but I didn’t. And I said, “What are you going to do about this predator that you have roaming your hallways?” And -you know- I was told, “We are going to do everything in our power. We are going to handle this Terry. You’re right. It is unacceptable.” And then they disappeared. Nothing happened.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

learning to let go and learning to relax means just freaking sticking those stickers on something. stop worrying if it’s the right place. burn that nice candle you’ve had for a year. it doesn’t need a special occasion. I’m gonna use those fancy soaps I’ve been collecting in a drawer even though they look so pretty and it means I’ll use them up. everything is temporary so just enjoy the littlest pleasures you can possibly have we all need to just let go and enjoy things while they last. the sticker’s gonna look fine on your water bottle I promise

[romanholidau-deactivated2019051]

my whole life is the one episode of Friends where Ross drinks all those margaritas and keeps telling everyone that hes fine when he clearly isn’t fine

[onceiwashere]

i love having the cilantro yummy gene

[chrisdoeslife]

My condolences to cilantro soap people

[unhingedbabe]

[buzzfeedlgbt]

Janelle Monáe Declares Herself A “Queer Black Woman In America” In Powerful Rolling Stone Interview

In the past, the artist had only alluded to her queer identity. “I only date androids” became her well-known response to any prying on the matter.In this candid interview, she made it clear that not only is she done hiding that part of herself, she plans on continuing to put themes of sexual fluidity and empowerment into her work so that others within the LGBT community can feel seen and heard. “Being a queer black woman in America — someone who has been in relationships with both men and women — I consider myself to be a free-ass motherfucker,” she said in the interview.

[writingsforwinter]

for razorblade lovers

Somewhere in the back left pocket of your childhood,

your mother’s tongue is moving against your father’s hips.

They are making you, a you that would not exist if she had slit her wrists

like she wanted to when she was seventeen.

Evolution made us all grow up with bones ready for the breaking,

but your weather vein wrists do not have to be perpetually prepared

for a jagged streak of lightning to open them up and spill out red rain.

You have had days where even the worst of the worst

came nowhere close enough to describing how it felt

to walk into a forest wishing it would light itself on fire

or a wheatfield hoping for every yellow blade to thresh itself

or a river wanting nothing more than the water to drown itself dry

just so you’d feel less alone.

But see, sometimes what feels like love is really just something ugly

that starts out as a wedding band and then gradually begins

to suffocate the wearer by growing far too tight.

Razorblades are not love. They were made for whittling wood,

not skin. You are not a demolition; you don’t need this tool.

You are a carpenter, so build yourself back up with each bare palm,

cake mortar between every wound so thick

that nothing will ever slice those bricks apart again.

Throw away the razorblade. Throw away the razorblade.

Hard as you can, till it lands in the trashcan

and hits rock bottom instead of you this time.

Until your mother can hear the sound all the way in the other room

and remember how glad she is

that she threw hers away too, seventeen years ago.

[aggressive-bread-deactivated201]

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

[witchwithacoffeepot]

Other Witches: * very intense spells that take a lot of energy, time, amd supplies*

Me: put a sigil on your sandwich like a suburban mom who makes smiley faces with ketchup. eat it to activate.

[left-reminders]

[bb-earth-wxtch]

i’m tired

[kitty]

[ramblingcoyote]

meow-mory foam