i just want your music tonight

you've stumbled upon a blog passively cared for by a canadian girl roughly one-quarter of my way through life, if all goes well. I shoe horses, and I strive to live among the forest trees and spirits, and I cannot get enough coffee ever. I collect swords and I am fervently feminist and I live for shitty puns. I am trying to read all of my hundreds of books and I am trying to understand the world better and I am trying to be the best person I can be. welcome.

[psychologyhumor]

[kentrkatty]

women leather armor by Lagueuse

[artofmaquenda]

“Glitched”

In search for the soul? Just a thought c:

Refined it a bit more and now I’m happy with it!

[beaarcher]

I made a foresty aesthetic blog but idk how to make it a Thing so that people Find it

the realm of the leaves

you live in a simple hut in a dark, timeless forest. the loamy soil and lush foliage hide it well,...

[teenscoolest]

[skeleton-richard]

#my squire immediately shoots me in the back with a crossbow

[seananmcguire]

I'm not sure if this is where or how to ask, but I'd like to join the Birthday Unending. I just had my last before I turn 40, and I feel like the cracks are just getting deeper, and letting out all the magic I used to hold. But my cat still loves me and believes I am exactly the right shape for a chair, and my wife appreciates my bitterness and snark. It is a small magic, being the right shape for someone, but it is still mine. If it is enough, may I come in, and watch, and remember, and dream?

THIS IS BOTH WHERE AND HOW, ALTHOUGH IT WAS NOT WHEN, FOR WE WERE FORCED TO CLOSE OUR DOORS FOR SOME TIME.  BUT WE HAVE RETURNED NOW, AND WE ARE WELCOMING OUR ABSENT CHILDREN HOME.

YOUR MAGIC IS MORE THAN ENOUGH, BIRTHDAY CHILD; IT IS PRECIOUS AND RARE, FOR IT IS YOURS, AND THAT WHICH BELONGS TO YOU CAN NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE.  IN ALL OF EXISTENCE, THERE IS NO OTHER MAGIC PRECISELY LIKE YOURS, AND THAT ALONE MAKES IT WORTHY OF CELEBRATION, AS YOU ARE WORTHY OF CELEBRATION, AS YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE.

HERE IS YOUR PLACE AT THE TABLE.  HERE IS YOUR CONICAL HAT.  HERE IS JOY ENOUGH FOR THIS NIGHT AND ALL OTHERS, BOTTLED AND READY FOR YOUR DELIGHT.  KEEP IT CLOSE AND KEEP IT SAFE, FOR IT BELONGS TO YOU.

WELCOME TO THE BIRTHDAY.  WELCOME TO THE BIRTHDAY.  WELCOME TO THE BIRTHDAY UNENDING.

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[kawaiianimebae]

DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*

[sensicalabsurdities]

Wow that DM really goes above and beyond

[cryptiddesi]

Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!

Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

One year ago today, this boy was revealed.

And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Goddamn. That’s how you DM with style

[dankmemeuniversity]

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3

[bled]

via vsco.co

[colubrina]

The Fairy Realm

[yourbigsisnissi]

also

many people say they want a relationship, when they actually just want validation. they don’t want a person to build and grow with and invest in and experience life with. they want someone next to them telling them that they are attractive, that they are valuable, that they matter. they want someone to give them the title of being someone’s (i.e. boyfriend/girlfriend/partner) so that they feel chosen.

selected.

special.

not saying that’s a good or a bad thing. just saying having an awareness of what you actually want might assist you in navigating dating and relationships. and figuring why it’s not working.

[keeyawnuh]

!!!!

[attndotcom]

A brilliant explanation of consent for anyone who STILL doesn’t get it. 

[cosmicutie]

It makes me sick to my stomach that we have to explain this so thoroughly.

[sapphrikahhh]

Even sicker that you don’t have to use a grand amount for the metaphor, not $1000, not even $20. Men can understand the store of value of $5 more than they can understand the concept of women as humans.

[tundrakatiebean]

I think what’s saddest about the whole thing is that it always has to be a metaphor about an object for them to get it. Like the classic comparison to someone getting robbed because they were dressed rich so they were asking for it.

The only understand when women are compared to objects because that’s what they see is as.

[yayoroses]

iconic!

[thefoxconfessor]

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[mens-rights-activia]

Y’all be saying “world heritage post” to anything but this is actually what a a UNESCO world heritage post looks like

[iraffiruse]

[ladyshinga]

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

[c4tto626]

this is like 100% what living with cats is like

[randomslasher]

the one where he’s abruptly alarmed by his pants is the funniest one to me

[trashboat]

the older you get the more you relate. this how i talk to my kombucha

[wongfuavatar]

I found my old pokemon book- i dont know who i relate to the most

[pokemondiamondversion]

giovanni wrote this

[beaarcher]

Tag yourself I'm James