wow. genetic

icon by @rozanovshane

[beabak]

I love #myshanebug. I love his rosy lil cheeks and his dimples and when he just allows himself to smile so bright and so unashamed. I love how awkward he gets and how he stand just like 🧍‍♂️and how he doesn’t understand social cues very well. And I love how he’s is literally the best player in the NLH. Period. He’s awkward and has such a sweet face but his skills and his talent are un-fucking-matched. Don’t let those freckles fool you he’s gonna have you flat on your ass on that ice.

[jacki-daytona]

[beabak]

girldads hollanov

[beabak]

girldads hollanov: a text series.

[rozanovshane]

this from @understandingevanbuckley was both hilarious and diabolical 💀

[rozanovshane]

a.j forgot that shane trips because remembered the butt plug. because priorities.

[dailyshanehollander]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06

[connorstorriegifs]

Connor Storrie + offline, confused king

[beabak]

pregnant shane being so so so insatiable for ilya 24/7. like he wanted to be filled and fucked by his husband allllll the time. it’s almost pathetic how much he he’s and whines and pleas for ilya. “just the tip ilya, please i need you.” “please ilya put another baby in me.” and ilya agrees so quickly and so dumbly bc his beautiful boy is glowing, his bump is so smooth and perfect he is blushing so wonderfully and frowning and pouting and is just so needy. ofc he is going to give his husband exactly what he needs, he is carrying their tiny baby, half ilya half shane, ilya would fly to the fucking moon if shane asked him to.

[hudkarma]

this animated baby

[beabak]

you’re ilya rozanov. you are a hockey superstar, a hall of fame legend. you have won countless cups, trophies, awards. you’re net worth is in the millions and you are the captain of a underdog team that has made a massive comeback.

and you’re standing in a classroom that smells of throw up and glue, fat baby that is your husbands twin strapped to your chest, arguing with the head of the pta nancy because she thinks that ordering taco bell catering for the kindergarten graduation is not the best idea for a bunch of four year olds but you know that your little irina goes crazy for a crunchwrap supreme. so, yea, nancy, taco bell is total suitable for a four year old even though your husband doesn’t know about your secret trips to taco bell with said four year old.

[rozanovshane]

hollanov are obviously in competition to get tiny hollander-rozanov to say “daddy” or “papa” first. the best part is after all their attempts to coax one of the words out of them, their first word ends up being “anya”

[shaneybby]

shanebug photo album circa '91-93

[beabak]

three apples tall btw

[mymansmoon]

shane's face after ilya picks him up my god he's so turned on. this guy is 200lbs of pure muscle he follows a diet other professional athletes have never even heard of and spends half his life in the gym, the other half muscling big strong hockey players out the way to get to a puck. and ilya just lifted him right off the ground and is ferrying him over to the bed where he Is Going To Fuck Him. my sweet steaming-engine-brain shane has never blanked so hard in his life. he's barely a person in this moment he is just Hormone

[cakepopsandcoffee]

[rozanovshane]

ilya walking into yuna & david’s house demanding to see the fat baby shane photo albums

[rozanovshane]

also getting sad thinking about yuna realising that the other kids don’t like shane. like she knows that shane is a little weird and he Likes Things A Certain Way but he’s a sweet boy. he’s so good and kind. but then she’s at school pickup and cindy turns to her and is like “oh i guess we’ll see you on a saturday” and yuna is like “saturday??” “yeah, wendy invited all the boys to laser tag for jimmy’s birthday” and yuna makes up a lie about how they’re busy and won’t be able to make it when really shane never got an invite. yuna cries herself to sleep that night :(