Hey Honeybees!

jack🧡 THIS IS A SIDEBLOG. MAIN IS mayorjack🧡All my art is dedicated to my beloved Tommy Kinard and my baby Ilya Rozanov .Tag me in your fics!

[jacki-daytona]

insp. by @ilyasmole who is making incredible nostalgic banners

Brb with link to my header pic i didnt make it im not that funny

also hi i’m jack, i like hr, bucktommy and shit posts - explicit stuff is here but i try to remember to tag nsfw

send me asks i love frands

[anxeious]

[jacki-daytona]

COUld i bE GREGNANT?

[nobodyspuppe]

the thing about ai witch hunt is that instead of spreading awareness about why and how ai can be harmful, people focus their energy on harassing other people instead. so instead of actually achieving something, fandom space and the internet as a whole just became twice as toxic because people have found a ✨noble way✨ to tell other people to off themselves and get praises for it. you’re not helping. you’re part of the problem

[thisfeebleheart]

the holy trinity of soft kisses

[jacki-daytona]

i want to read your “shitty outline”

i want to read your “8th draft but something isn’t right”

i want to read your “self indulgent full of tropes stream of consciousness”

i want to read your 10 fics with the same kinks and vague outline

please keep sharing, fandom needs you 🫶

[delsicle]

I’m not sure if this will be helpful to anyone, but you literally do not have to be a good writer to write and post fan fiction. Yes you will naturally get better at writing and finding your voice the more you do it but you do not have to be or become a professional level writer to enjoy writing and sharing fics. It’s common to hear people praise fic writers by saying their work is better than published books, and while I think this comes from a good place, that’s not the norm or expectation. There is also a sentiment that fic writing is “good practice” for becoming a better writer or doing something else later, but if fic is the only creative writing you ever do that is literally okay. Your technical skill does not mean you cannot have fun and build community with your writing, or that other people cannot love and find meaning in your work.

[boitterfly]

shane don’t make me tap the sign

[boitterfly]

[hockeyfinches]

well first of all shane is not selfish he filled a fruit bowl with doritos and he bought ilya ugly water shoes and carried his bags and put ilya’s sweaty unshowered post-plane post-long drive dick in his mouth, willingly. and then made him burgers. and he has his own well. in case ilya is thirsty. so jot that down

[fashionmajor]

one thing i wanna say though is data centers being built in rural areas is environmental racism + classism so when i see ppl bitching about locals bitching about data centers im like oh it’s literally because it’s not your backyard being demolished and your air not being polluted and your waterways not being ran dry and your soundscapes not being raised to unhealthy decibels ….

[ilyasmole]

[jacki-daytona]

no but i have to say this:

the fundamental misunderstanding with ilya and shane when reading them as adhd/autistic is THIS: the DREAM of being able to outsource chores/planning. it’s like how rich people (generalisation don’t bite me) may not know they’re struggling because those things that might require executive functions they don’t have are already taken care of for them.

[lavenderprose]

I do actually truly believe that there is nothing that Shane Hollander hates more than having to plan things. It takes him the whole night sitting there in the dark to come up with the objectively pretty bare bones and lackluster plan of 1. Ilya plays for Ottawa 2. Start a charity 3. ???? 4. Be Together Someday. For real.

This to me does not yell man with a plan. This to me says man who is so desperate to love and be loved that he is digging his nails into the only thing he wants and clinging to it. Desperate enough that he'll stay up until four in the morning with his heart rabbiting in his chest and his mind spinning faster than the earth itself trying to come up with something, ANYTHING that lets him. Fucking. Keep. This.

But on a normal day? He thrives on routine SPECIFICALLY so that he does not have to plan shit. Mr. I Hired A Stylist pays people and his MAMA to do that for him. For the things that don't involve hockey or his brand deals, Mr. A Designer Bought These Pillows just trundles along behind his husband and goes where he's told no questions asked. He fucking LOVES to wake up in the morning and have every aspect of his day prepared for him. He loves to wake up and scroll his color-coded calendar and know exactly what's on the docket. He's got a routine that he does not deviate from if he can POSSIBLY help it and it looks a little something like:

wake up when the alarm goes off.

SOMETIMES: Sex with Ilya. Whatever Ilya decides.

If sex with Ilya: Shower (Unless the sex with Ilya was in the shower)

Smoothie

go on run when the alarm goes off.

Come home and drink exactly the amount of water in the bottle he prefilled before his jog

Do yoga until the alarm goes off

Shower

Meal prepped breakfast

Game Tape OR admin OR workout OR whatever Yuna's put on the schedule until the alarm goes off.

SOMETIMES: Sex with Ilya. Whatever Ilya decides.

Shower, if needed.

Meal prepped lunch

Pre-game nap

[INSERT HOCKEY HERE.]

Come home.

PROBABLY: Sex with Ilya. Whatever Ilya decides.

Eat meal prepped dinner.

Wind-down time until the alarm goes off.

SOMETIMES: Sex with Ilya. Whatever Ilya decides.

Bed

He does not want to think about where he's going or what he's doing, he wants to follow his husband around like a duckling and go play whatever hockey game he's supposed to and lay on his back when his husband wants and be told with 2-4 days' notice if something is going to be Weird on Wednesday.

[jacki-daytona]

[jacki-daytona]

🌻

[jacki-daytona]

🌻

couch locked with a puppy on my legs

listen to this song it’s been in my head for days

[ilyasmole]

shane <3