Time Is An Illusion. Lunchtime Doubly So.

Bee | 25

[vicholas]

why did no one tell me that the full context of “Sasuke snapped back. ‘Anyway, what’s Gay Pride Day? What are they proud of?” was so fucking funny

[comradesaucegay]

this fanfic author gets sasuke like no other

[woman-respecter]

looked up this fic it is over three hundred thousand words

[bean-detritus]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[cannibalcaprine]

K

[gumi-megpoidd]

U

[pepper-steak12]

N

[beetroot-merchant]

G

[four-two-six]

P

[ibuildblasters]

O

[shed-some-light]

W

[silaswhatever]

P

[beetroot-merchant]

U

[silly-gobbledygook-deactivated2]

S

[living-shifting-oil]

S

[asu-xu-namir]

Y

[star-mom-selkie]

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[spacebrick3]

couples outfit idea

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

obliterate the concept of "spoiling" a child. excise it from your lexicon like a cancer. that is some "the opposite of sin is suffering" Puritan ass bullshit. it is not possible to ruin a person through an overabundance of kindness.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

@ the authors of comments I've deleted going "but what about this imaginary child I made up who hypothetically did something rude that I think treating them worse would have prevented" please understand that had I the power I would cover you in melted cheese and leave you out for the raccoons

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a few more things to consider in response to various notes:

it is normal to want things and normal to not be happy when you can't have them. neither is a moral failing and if you think it is you better be living like a cave monk.

while learning to deal with disappointment is an important emotional skill, research has yet to deduce the relationship between this fact and the way parents act like they are heroically throwing themselves on grenades for the benefit of humanity because they could have bought ice cream but decided not to.

most children are, in fact, capable of understanding the difference between "material circumstances make this impossible" and "authority figure arbitrarily said no", and do not necessarily learn from the latter how to deal with the former.

it is true, as a few people have noted in tags, that some parents hurt their kids by trying to make up for emotional absence with material gifts. if your concern about this is genuine you can probably recognise that insulting the child is not the best response.

if you want to see someone who "can't handle being told no", try watching a parent whose child has just said no to them.

[solongfranklloydwright]

the french beatles

[solongfranklloydwright]

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

[solongfranklloydwright]

[cartyrs]

genuinely the best commission gimmick ive ever thought of

[agentpan]

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[beemovieerotica]

please pray for our american hero

[beemovieerotica]

HOPE FOR THE WORLD

[nflstreet]

Return of the king

[nflstreet]

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tigirl-and-co]

[briarwoodtree]

You pull up to the transmasc meetup and it looks like this