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highpitttitsgabagool

Brother, you are scaring the hoes + text posts

puppydogdennis

omtai

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

fanfic levels of situationship im in rn. and with a man no less. wtf.

shhhhimwatchingthis

BBC Merlin is insane as a show. Its an adaptation of Arthurian mythos. It's inspired by CW's Smallville (this is 100% real look it up). it stars 4 unknown 20 somethings and British acting legends. It's aimed at kids and families. its a tragedy. Its campy as hell. It will make you cry. It asks you, like Merlin, to believe in the Golden age of Camelot. It never shows you that Golden age. Everyone in the show is the most beautiful person you'll ever see. people will clown on the CGI. Its one of the most homerotic shows of the 2000's. Its an on purpose allegory for queerphobia, but those allegorious queer characters are largely villains. If you watched it when you were 12 you will never quite be able to let it go. This is a curse. This is an experience you wouldn't give up for the world.

sirnoblesquid

I think that If merlin ever got the chance to freely explore his magical abilities, it wouldn’t take long before he started hurling random spells at people just to see what happens

Arthur would just have to follow him everywhere and trying to minimise the damage

beyond-crusading

"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

longearedhare

Let’s be long with mama

spiribia

i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882

Lets stage a hit with mama

flavinbagel

shiftythrifting

gallusrostromegalus

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

jaynavajasso

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

orwellsunderpants

THIRD BASE

lordkevington-deactivated-deact

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”