miku miku you can call me miku! @beaniesackofshit - Tumblr Blog

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i use any pronouns, be creative with it im gay, im a faggot etc you know the works i dont tend to think about my gender i have a job to do. might be nonbinary idk i reblog sexual jokes at times so be warned

this is my carrd pronouns

🔗 for asks

#for friend #talking #answering #favorites #saving #men.#hey girl

dogpuppy

byjove

“it’s because they’re always on that damn phone” -scientist studying the declining birthrate

bgm05

#i would do this with the person who did my top surgery

molabuddy

^ guy drowning in blood

seven-oh-four

i saw someone licking their wound and felt really bad for them - that must taste awful! so i decided to do them a favor and add some salt in there

cheaphalloweencostume

you all just hate me because i make bad posts and my personality is deeply aggravating

homunculus-argument

man, throwing down his sword in outraged disgust: No! This is not what I signed up for! There are limits to how low even someone such as I is willing to sink.

me, pausing in the middle of loading another hostage into the trebuchet: Dude I asked you what you want to do, and you said that you don't care, and that you're down for anything for as long as we're hanging out.

#@nao #you do this

typhlonectes

si-lee-me

BEES. If you’ve bee-n here for a while, you’d know I tend to bee-come rather punny when it comes to bees. Plus, they constant-bee land on me but I’ve never bee-n stung. I like to think that I’m just a prodi-bee. A prodigious bee whisperer.

anerdgummycluster

in 80's movie character voice:

" over there we got the beetles, they're the music nerds who love the 60's, idkw its just a part of their culture. then we got the weird goth spider kids and those weird gay moths. then theres the bees, they don't do much but they're all top of their environmental classes. and then theres the mantises, be careful man they they may look hot but after they're done with you they'll rip your head off..."