I don't want to be an adult yet.

An unorganized smattering of things I like, e.g. Lord of the Rings, feminism, Legend of Zelda, various animes, civil rights, science, and gifs of people/animals doing stupid things.

[finnyfar]

omfg y’all. FRIENDSHIP COLLARS. 

HOLD THE PHONE, ORDERING IMMEDIATELY. 

(find them here.)

[habitualshaker]

you can’t imagine how relieved I was to scroll past the first pic and see that it was, in fact, dogs that OP had in mind for these

[beanstinator]

My life can now be complete. 

[micdotcom]

Samantha Bee and Glenn Beck unite in anti-Trumpism, becoming “strange bedfellows”

[natrodgers]

Stormlight Archive: Words of Radiance work in progress… Ok, this was to be one of my favorite scenes in Words of Radiance. That Shallan got pushed into the horn-eater princess charade gave me second-hand embarrassment, particularly since this was her first meeting with Kaladin. That she pulled it off was one of the most hilarious things in the book, and the snark fest that bloomed between them as a result was glorious. Kal really held a grudge about those boots.  This started as a perturbed Kaladin doodle, which just got out of hand. Hopefully I’ll have time to work more on it soon.

[blazemalefica]

oh.

[bob-belcher]

being forced to go out on the weekend

[azulihaven]

Because offering your student as a sacrifice is the most reasonable (and efficient) thing to do.

canon story. Kvothe really sweared in that part.

Haha. Another Kingkiller Chronicles fanart.

Sorry, these are sloppy, I know. I’m just suffering through a confidence crisis and indulging in sloppiness.

And I had no idea how Lorren was supposed to look like… So yeah. I actually imagined him with dark hair when I was reading the book, but I have no idea why. Lol. I think my brain skipped his physical description altogether.

Also I wonder if Lorren is just used to… Elodin appearing from his window in the middle of the night… They are both amusing.

And Kvothe is terrified of Lorren ha-ha-ha. :D

Oh Kvothe what would you do without Elodin.

[beanstinator]

CUT OFF HIS THUMBS!

[1979semifinalist]

How fascism accumulates power by testing people (with image, tweets) · miniver

A Social Media Story storified by Jonathan Korman

REQUIRED READING.

[smitethestate]

This is terrifying and I need everyone to read it.

[cupcakelogic]

the drama

1/2/3

[beanstinator]

Why is this so fucking funny?

[beanstinator]

Legolas: THAT IS NO MERE RANGER

Legolas: THAT IS ARAGORN II

Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN II

Legolas: SON OF ARADOR

Aragorn: Legolas stop

Legolas: SON OF ARGONUI

Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN I

Legolas: SON OF ARASSUIL

Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD II

Legolas: SON OF ARAVORN

Boromir: is this really necessary

Legolas: SON OF ARAGOST

Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD I

Legolas: SON OF ARAGLAS

Legolas: SON OF ARAGORN I

Gandalf: this could take a while

Legolas: SON OF ARAVIR

Legolas: SON OF ARANUIR

Legolas: SON OF ARAHAEL

Legolas: SON OF ARANARTH

Legolas: SON OF ARVEDUI

Legolas: SON OF ARAPHANT

Elrond: good god man calm down

Legolas: SON OF ARAVAL

Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG II

Legolas: SON OF ARVEGIL

Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB II

Frodo: *falls asleep*

Legolas: SON OF ARAPHOR

Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG I

Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB I

Legolas: SON OF MALVEGIL

Gimli: this is ridiculous

Legolas: SON OF CELEBRINDOR

Legolas: SON OF MALLOR

Legolas: SON OF BELEG

Legolas: SON OF AMLAITH

Aragorn: Legolas

Legolas: SON OF EARENDUR

Legolas: SON OF ELENDUR

Legolas: SON OF VALANDUR

Legolas: SON OF TARONDOR

Aragorn: Legolas it's fine

Legolas: SON OF TARCIL

Legolas: SON OF ARANTAR

Legolas: SON OF ELDACAR

Legolas: SON OF VALANDIL

Legolas: SON OF ISILDUR

Gimli: finally

Legolas: YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE.

Boromir: anything to make you shut up

[beanstinator]

Randall Thor

So my introduction to the Wheel of Time series was through Audible (so the whole thing was narrated, of course). For the longest time I thought Rand al’Thor was actually named “Randall Thor.”

[beanstinator]

HOW IS THIS SHIT NOT ON TUMBLR? Probably the sexiest damn thing in all of Mad Men.

[meiko333]

I love this!!! I wonder why there are no more fan arts of KvothexBast. 

Anyway, here´s the deviantart account from where I took this:

http://neko6.deviantart.com/

[beanstinator]

Might have found a new ship...

[beanstinator]

When you’re painting your nails AND SUDDENLY NEED TO POOP GDI >.<

[celia-rguez]

yes they did…  

[beanstinator]

Breaking my damn heart with this kinda shit.

[elisabethwheatley]

Me every freaking time Kelsier was mentioned in THE WELL OF ASCENSION:

[eezybree]

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

[moonchild-robina]

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

[psithirisma]

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different  

[lavendergrandpa]

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess

[purrypixel]

This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us

[deadmomjokes]

It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.

We are all of us dumb kittens.

[sorrynomoretaee]

Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

[pompkinsoups]

this happened to me at school last week

[beanstinator]

Wow, you’d think we’d be past this by now.