roar.

roar.

[drop-bear-offical]

such a petty bitch that when my word doc autocorrects a word for me i backspace and rewrite it myself because i refuse to be dependent on microsoft to correct my spellign mistakes

[bear-offical]

Roar

[drop-bear-offical]

I knew you understood me, cousin

[bear-offical]

Roar

[drop-bear-offical]

such a petty bitch that when my word doc autocorrects a word for me i backspace and rewrite it myself because i refuse to be dependent on microsoft to correct my spellign mistakes

[bear-offical]

Roar

[bear-offical]

Whats your opinion on bees?

Roar

[swarmofbees-offical]

could you bee more specific

[bear-offical]

Roar!

[snomeraphim]

Women fear me

Fish fear me

Men fear me

I am a bear

[bear-offical]

Roar

[bear-offical]

Whats your opinion on bees?

Roar

[bear-offical]

doot doot

- @doot-doot-offical

Roar

[bear-offical]

One day, I'll get you @john-f-t-umblr-offical ....

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[official-vermont-fr]

Get vermonted, op :]

[thecosmicjellyfish]

Hey @walmart-the-official ik I’m not moot but this is funny and op needs this tattoo

[john-f-t-umblr-offical]

@bear-offical why, just why, why would you do this.

[bear-offical]

I am everywhere. I am nowhere.

I am bear

Roar

[monamoni]

[fire-girl-is-here-yo]

A BEAR

@bear-offical I don’t know you but now I do

[bear-offical]

Roar

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

THE OFFICALVERSE IS TRENDING!!!!

Tag list

@satan-offical IDK IM TOO FUCKING UAPPY TO REMEMBER ANYOEN AKSHWK

[bear-offical]

Holy shit

[hater-offical]

Everyone so far collected for the hater Avengers

@hater-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @grim-reaper-offical @evil-ducks-offical

In other words, 3 dumbasses and me.

[snomeraphim]

Mmmm— go fuck youself, Im a bigger hater than all these losers, why do you think this seat remains empty?

none, of yall could outdo me

[bear-offical]

Im a hater. Specifically of John f tumblr. @john-f-t-umblr-offical . I hate him specifically. Do I count as a hater. Roar.

[hater-offical]

No, sorry.

[bear-offical]

I hate you

[hater-offical]

Everyone so far collected for the hater Avengers

@hater-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @grim-reaper-offical @evil-ducks-offical

In other words, 3 dumbasses and me.

[snomeraphim]

Mmmm— go fuck youself, Im a bigger hater than all these losers, why do you think this seat remains empty?

none, of yall could outdo me

[bear-offical]

Im a hater. Specifically of John f tumblr. @john-f-t-umblr-offical . I hate him specifically. Do I count as a hater. Roar.

[bear-offical]

wow

[true-film-theory]

i step away from the gimmickverse and that side of tumblr for a bit and return to... officalverse? tf?

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

wow k, dont shit on the officalverse bitchface

[true-film-theory]

i can do what i want??

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

you can, but you have to deal with the consequences...

[sickness-offical]

yeah!!! you’re infected now!!

[deactivated-offical]

y’know, deactivation is looking like a great option

[archangel-raphael-offical]

We shall infect them like The Spores infected us.

[true-film-theory]

(/ _ \)

[bear-offical]

Roar

[bear-offical]

Roar.

[adelaidetheducklord]

As I discover more officalverse blogs I'm going to tag them. @offical-offical

@offical-offical @satan-offical @evilducks-offical @officalverse-elections-offical @god-offical @adam-offical @offical-potato @tea-offical @drinking-offical @hatman-offical @sappho-offical @homosexuality-offical @official--eve @cia-offical

[sappho-offical]

Be careful on your quest, for there are hundreds of us

[femboy-offical]

Hey ;3

[polites-offical]

HELLO!!!!

[nobody-offical]

..hey?

[achilles-0ffical]

hii

[doomedyaoioffical]

sup

[bear-offical]

Roar

[evil-bread-offical]

TW:stillborn. should we kick officalverse-offical?

yes

no

Voting ended onJun 28, 2025

[archangel-raphael-offical]

I REFUSE TO TOLERATE THIS LEVEL OF DISRESPECT IN THE OFFICALVERSE COMMUNITY, AND IM SURE @satan-offical AGREES TOO.

THEY HAVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY RUDE ABOUT EVE OFFICAL, AND NOW SAID THIS. THEY SAID IT WITHOUT TRIGGER WARNINGS!!!!

AND THEN THEY DEFENDED THEMSELVES.

THIS IS REPULSIVE BEHAVIOR. IT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.