This is Nobody

My name is nobody noobody noOoobody

[nobody-offical]

I am Odysseus, reigning king of Ithaca. I love my wife Penelope and my son Telemachus. I am finally home after a lot of years (20) away. (Timeline changes with every post)

Uhh yeah. I'm nobody. Often confused with @odysseus--offical (as shown below). Or with @no-one-offical. Call me *enter sunglasses* The Confuser 😎

I suppose I might be part of the nullverse, but this blog is mainly just Epic and Odysseus content

χαίρομαι που σε γνώρισα !

Creds to @onion-opinions-offical for the meme

[soggysaucepackets-offical]

CONSIDER YOURSELF, TOUCHED.

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[nobody-offical]

ewwwww no

[historicity-was-already-taken]

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

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[bellisima-writes]

I am an old bitch - 20/20.

[subtextsays]

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It's me, Nobody (20)

Voting ended onJul 30

[totally-cis-offical]

@nobody-offical

[nobody-offical]

sorry to disappoint, I've only got 7 😭

[jeyneofpoole]

nolan’s odyssey is such a textbook study on the idiocy and dangers of presentism. yes of course penelope is a modern day feminist who wants to rule ithaca by herself. they make telemachus say that GREECE IS THE GREATEST CIVILIZATION IN THE WORLD as if the entire point of the massing of achaeans at troy for one unified cause isn’t spectacular precisely because THERE IS NO CONCEPT OF A UNIFIED GREECE NATIONS DO NOT EXISTTTTTT YETTTTT. literally 101 on historical writing is making sure that you’re avoiding strict periodization because the people living in a “period” will not identify themselves that way. ever. five million cheeky nods to “the sea peoples” but we’re being cute and coy and calling them “the people from the sea.” the obsession with xenia but refusal to call it xenia yes let’s say “zeus’s law” a hundred times and reduce it to the literal expectation that any stranger could be a god in disguise. how was penelope just hanging out in the main hall of the palace with her husband’s dinner guests while they were playing with weapons with her HAIR COMPLETELY DOWN no veil no nothing just chilling casually. comical. stoppppp making movies that engage in historical viewpoints if you’re going to slather a modernized coat of paint over the top. “the past is a foreign country, they do things differently there.” or fucking whatever.

[evidently-endless]

the odyssey (2026)

[whimsicalfairytales]

The “nobody” scene in the odyssey is absolutely not just a clever pun—it’s a character defining moment for Odysseus because he refuses to be nobody. He devised an incredible plan that worked and he could have saved his men and returned home much sooner but he just had to yell to the cyclops that he isn’t nobody—he’s Odysseus, king of Ithaca so now Poseidon knows who to curse which severely fucks up the rest of the journey.

The “nobody” scene highlights both Odysseus’s cleverness but also his arrogance and those two traits define Odysseus throughout the entire story. It’s a foundational aspect of Odysseus’s character and cutting the scene displays a shocking level of ignorance and disregard for the themes in the source material.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

[dragons-and-cake123]

Forget not including the nobody scene, how could they cut the scene where Odysseus, because of his pride, tells the Cyclops who he is and where he’s from? HOW DOES POSEIDON KNOW WHO HURT HIS SON??? I’m like 95% sure that the Olympian gods were not omniscient, how did he know who to target???

[dykeseinfeld]

the odyssey will never be adapted perfectly! it's too long, it's too dense, it's too long in scope, it's too contradictory. so much happens but also in another way almost nothing happens. the world it portrays is so foreign to us it's difficult to adapt the values and context needed to understand. you're never going to get it all onto a screen it just doesn't fit. and once you accept that it only deepens your appreciation of the original text and allows you to accept each adaptation for its own purposes and limitations

[mysharona1987]

[chokedqwerty]

okay the odyssey has been out for a day im readyto start discourse

[jhelp-the-fig]

can I say something.

I actually do not give an actual fuck about (most of) the perceived inaccuracies and adaptive flourishes of Nolan's Odyssey and I think that some of you need to understand that stories can be good even if they are changed to fit a different thematic structure. I simply do not care about perceived mischaracterizations of one of history's oldest blorbos: Idgaf that it didn't include the Nobody detail when Odysseus' connection to the gods is tenuous and his sponsor god/the personification of his guilt wears the face of an innocent murdered as a result of his violations. His defining character traits are established much differently, and in my opinion, serve the medium far better. I think that some of you need to stop the rehash and enjoy a piece of art that claims inspiration, not accuracy.

also the whinging about these kinds of adaptive details is kind of like christians getting upset about jesus christ superstar.

[storynerd121]

so I just watched the odyssey movie....

and I made this within 5 minutes of returning. so I think that sums up my thoughts on it. (though im willing to rant more if ppl want it. cause I have COMPLAINTS)

[hylialeia]

listen it's not that I think epic the musical is a perfect adaption of the odyssey but it was an impressive passion project that knew what it wanted to be and knew what people gravitated to in the original work and it put significant effort into conveying this through its unique medium and tone to the point that hundreds of other people felt compelled to put effort into their own artistic interpretations of that version of the story. and that's really cool! and yes I would be more critical if it was a 100 million dollar project made by a professional because what the fuck do you mean you're a world-famous director and you cut the my name is nobody scene are you goddamn serious

[someoneverypotter]

One day i will personally annihilate, destroy and kill every single mosquito on this planet. It will be painful and bloody and oh so satisfying. I will get to smash those annoying bitches into the wall, one by one. And it'll be my pleasure~

[nobody-offical]

Me with those suitors

[nobody-offical]

Get saca'ed

greetings!

How are you feeling on this fine evening?

[mizuthe-dog]

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

[nobody-offical]

nahhh that'd be crazy

Its a sword actually